Akkiko: WE'RE BACK!!!! And guess who we have this time! Inuyasha!!
Inuyasha: Freaky dame, what're you doing to us now?
Thorn: One - don't you say stupid wench? And two . . . we're not doing anything . . . yet.
Miroku: *stares* Girls . . . *drools*
Kat: So disturbing.
Thorn: So mine *glomps*
Akkiko: So weird.
Kat: If he comes near me, I'll throttle him.
Thorn: *snuggling* What if he comes near you? *points to Sesshomaru*
Miroku = ^^
Akkiko: What the hell is your perverted mind coming up with now?
[Suddenly, bodies come plummeting from the sky]
Trowa: OW!! Bloody HELL!! That HURT!
[Everyone stares at the un-Trowa-like behaviour]
Duo: Dude . . . Trowa swore, and - HEY! GET AWAY FROM HER!!! *points at Miroku*
Thorn: Um . . . hey, Kat, you never answered my question-
Thorn = o_o
Kat: What? *sits, snuggling Sesshomaru*
Akkiko: HEY!! That's MY boyfriend!!
Kat: I don't carrrrrrre! And besides, you like Heero.
Trowa: WHAT???? You're CHEATING ON ME?? Bloody *beep* *beep* *beep*!!!!!
Inuyasha: HEY! What am *I*???? Chopped LIVER??
Thorn: Yeah.
Akkiko: [Grabs Sesshomaru] DIE EVIL DARK ANGEL!! Oh wait . . . that's a good thing. Whoops . . . .
Inuyasha: Idiot.
Duo: *is trying to pry Thorn away from Miroku* LET GO OF HER!
Sango: Let me help . . . *grabs Miroku by the ear* Come on, Mr. Happy Hands . . . she's taken.
Miroku = ;_;
Kat: *looks after Sesshomaru* Da-ang. Oh well *grabs Heero.
Heero: Livin' the high life. [Is dragged off to dark corner.]
Akkiko: [stares after them, Sesshomaru is still held by the cuff of his shirt] Once again, Kat has gone into the bushes/dark corner/ empty room-
Kat: [from corner] ENOUGH!!!
Akkiko: [shrugs] Whatever. TRY AND STOP ME!! BWA HAHAHAHA!!
Trowa: [Looks at Sesshomaru, whips out gun] I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!
Sesshomaru: I accept. What is it?
Trowa: DUEL MONSTERS!! [whips out cards]
Sesshomaru: Uh . . . . [sweatdrops]
[Door opens]
Amiboshi: SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME!!
Miaka: BAKAGOMI!!
Tamahome: [runs in after her with sword] How DARE you touch Miaka?! BAKA!!
Chichiri: Isn't he dead? No da!
Hotohori: . . .
Thorn: YUMMY! SO MANY BOY TOYS . . . *grabs all - even those that do not belong to her - and glomps, much to the chagrin of the other females*
Sango: LET GO BITCH!
Amiboshi: HEY! LET GO OF ME!!
Akkiko: [scowl] Kat, do your own work. [grabs her guys and runs off.]
Kat: Hey, Tho-orn!
Thorn: Yes?
Kat: I thought I saw Johnny Depp out front. . .in Levi's Low-Risers.
Thorn: YEA!!!! [runs off]
Kat: Let's go, boys *goes to grab her boyfriends, to find them gone* What the-BAKURA NO BAKA!
Bakura: What? They were annoying me.
Akkiko: Discluding the fact that you were jealous, eh?
Bakura: BAKA!!
Kat: What did we say about sending *innocent* people to the Shadow Realm, Bakura-baby?
Bakura: Do it as often as possible?
Kat: NO!! Now then . . . let's go *drags Bakura off to you-know-where*
Akkiko: Trowa, Sesshomaru, put down the damn cards.
Sesshomaru: I throw down . . . . Neo the magic swordsman!!
Thorn: *comes back in* There was no Johnny Depp . . . and isn't Neo from 'The Matrix'?
Kat: That too.
Trowa: Oh YEAH? Well I sacrifice 'petit angel' and summon . . .well . . . SUMMON SKULL!!
Sesshomaru: BAKA!!
Chichiri: I wonder when they're going to notice that Amiboshi is gone with Akkiko, no da!
Thorn: I wonder when they'll notice they're both losing life points at an accelerated rate?
Duo: I wonder when dinner is?
Thorn: *anime fall* AFTER I beat HER *points to Sango* out for MY superlech!!! Then I will cook you supper . . .
Kat: I could cook?!
ALL: NO!
Thorn: The only thing you can cook is Ramen and Toast . . . and Crap Dinner . . .
Inuyasha: RAMEN?! GIMME YOU WENCH!!!
Akkiko: That's not gonna get you dinner, hon . . . it's gonna get you -
Thorn: SIT!
Akkiko: Yes . . . BIG sit . . . I thought only Kagome could do that . . .
Thorn: She's not here . . . *door slams open* Now she's here . . .
Kagome: LET GO OF MY HANYOU YOU EVIL DEMON!
Akkiko: *bow* Thank you . . .
*Another door slams open*
Heero: Bakura!! Where's Kat?
Tamahome: That's what I would like to know.
Thorn: *points to dark corner*
Kat: *pokes head out, bare shoulders visible, hair tussled* Whaddaya want?
Bakura: *pokes head out, shirt gone* How'd you get out of the Shadow Realm?
Tamahome: The stairs.
Heero: I'm surprised you can think coherently right now.
Kat: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
Heero: It's a compliment.
Akkiko: Warning! Warning! Boyfriend war sensed *pulls out marker* And for Kat, we have a fight between A Suzaku Seishi, a perfect soldier, a crazed homicidal 5000 year old spirit, and that's about it . . . And in the catfight corner, we have Thorn and Sango duking it out for Mr. Happy hands! A.K.A Mr. . . . superlech? And in this corner! We have . . . . Trowa trying to figure out how to lay a trap. Sesshomaru!! NO REAL LIFE ATTACKS!!
Yami: Kat?
Kat: Uh. . .oh. . .
Yami: KAT WHAT ARE YOU-
Bakura: Oh, yeah, someone ELSE I hate to send to the Shadow Realm!
Thorn: Sorry, taiji-ya, but he's mine . . .
Sango: Says who?
Thorn: Says me!
Sango: Let's ask the man himself. Houshi-sama . . .
Miroku: Yes, Lady Sango?
Thorn: Choose.
Miroku: What the -?
Sango: Choose which one of us you're going to be with.
Miroku: *gulp* Can I have both of you?
Thorn: Kagome-sama . . . can I borrow those prayer beads?
*Kagome takes the beads off Inuyasha, snogging him to keep him quiet*
Kagome: Mmf . . .
[Translation: Go for it . . .]
*Thorn puts bead over Miroku's head*
Thorn: I hate you, but on three . . . one . . .
Sango: . . . two . . .
Both: THREE! SIT HOUSHI!
Miroku: ACK! *Miroku's face is introduced to the dirt*
Thorn: *takes beads off, kisses cheek* Serves you right, you player . . . Duo-chan!
Duo: Yea babe?
Thorn: Let's go . . . *grabs and drags into dark corner*
Kat: HEY! GET OUT OF HERE!
Thorn: Sorry . . . *Drags Duo to OTHER dark corner*
Sango: *cuddles Miroku* Da-ang. You may be a lech but I love you anyways.
Miroku: *gropes*
Sango: HENTAI! *slap*
Akkiko: So we have Kat in a dark corner, and we have Meg in ANOTHER dark corner. That leaves me, but Trowa and Sesshomaru are in . . . . mortal combat. Hey Amiboshi!
Amiboshi: Yes?
Akkiko: [loops in arm around his] Wanna learn how to develop photos? [holds up camera] in a DARK ROOM??
Amiboshi: Uh . . . . okay? (O_O?)
[Both walk off towards door, when OMINOUS shadow appears]
Raspy voice: Who are you?
Second Raspy voice: I'd like to know that too.
Others: OH GOD!! IT'S- IT'S-
Kat: Well, the first is Zechs, but the second one . . . I have no clue.
[Shadows fall back to reveal Zechs and . . . . . . *drum roll please* Seto!!]
Seto: Who are you?
Amiboshi: Akkiko's boyfriend. Who are you?
Seto: Funny, because I'M her boyfriend too!
Zechs: [pulls out gun] You may have to change your girlfriend kiddies.
Akkiko: (O_O*) Uh oh . . . any chance for peace?
All three: NO!
Kat: *seeing golden opportunity* C'mon, Sesshomaru. *drags HIM off to. . .yeah, you know*
Trowa: HEY!!
Kat: Can it, Barton!!
Heero, Tamahome, and Bakura: KAT!! WHAT ABOUT US?!!
Kat: *shrugs* I'm a PLAYER, remember?
Thorn: Okay, here ya go! *grabs Miroku from Sango, tosses him at Kat. The inevitable happens*
Miroku: Will you bear my child?
Sango: WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING?
Kat: EEW! No! NO! Now I have to go and wash my brain out! Sesshomaru, you stay here! *runs off*
Miroku: *blinks* Why am I over here? *runs to Akkiko*
Miroku: Will you bear my child?
Akkiko: [growls, is about to attack, then thinks *yes, she is thinking*] Okay!
Miroku: What?
Akkiko: Oh it'll be great! 27 children!!
Miroku: Uh . . . . not ready! Sorry! *runs to Thorn*
Akkiko: DA-ANG! *grins evilly*
Miroku: *talking to the somewhat *busy* Thorn in the dark corner.* Will you bear my - ITAI! *has been hit over head with both frying pan [Thorn], scythe [Duo] and Hiraikotsu [Sango]*
Miroku = @_@
Akkiko: Oh well. [Grabs Sesshomaru and runs off to dark room]
Amiboshi: HEY!
Trowa: What the heck?!
Seto and Zechs: She's MINE!!
Akkiko: Oh fine. [grabs them all, don't ask me how] Let's go! [they all go to dark room]
SLAM!!
[door slams shut]
Thorn: Disturbing.
Kat: VERY disturbing.
Heero: Let's try BEYOND disturbing. What a girl . . . . *drool*
WHACK!
Heero: OW!! [crouched over clutching head]
Kat: [veins throbbing, puts away bat] Serves you right Mr. Perfect player.
Tamahome: *taps Kat on the shoulder* my turn.
Kat: *rolls eyes* all right, all right. *THEY go off to dark corner*
Yami: I can't believe that's my sister. . .
Kat and her boyfriends: FORMER SISTER!! Former!
Thorn: Former? Good! *grabs Yami* Come on . . . *also grabs Hotohori, Miroku, and Masa . . .wait! When did he come in?*
Masa: Hey! The stairs, babe, the stairs. Da-ang those things are handy . . . where's Mizz?
Thorn: And they say you're frigid . . . *drags her boys off to a dark room*
Man with long red hair: S'cuse me, can you tell me where Akkiko is?
Quatre: Oh? She's in the dark room Ma'am. Though she's a little busy . . .
Man with long red hair: I am NOT a WOMAN!
Wufei: really? WEAK!
Kurama: OHHHHhhh!!! You're DEAD!! [Pulls out rose whip]
Wufei: HAH! YOU ARE WEAK!!
Kurama: Bad mistake. [Snaps whip at Wufei who runs off screaming.]
Quatre: And once again, I am alone.
Amelia: Hiya mister!
Quatre: Hello. Nice to see you again. So how's- SMERP!
Jessica: I love a forceful man. (^_^)
Amelia: Everyone's . . . gone? Okee! *waves* Mr. ZELGADIS - WAIT UP! [runs off, all is silent for a few short moments]
*cricket . . . cricket*
Amiboshi: [stumbles in] I have NO idea how she did it, but she made us all brain dead.
Seto: [stumbles in as well] yep.
Zechs: *growls* Whose spinning the damn room?
Akkiko: Me!!
Trowa: Weak, Hey Akkiko, we still have some time . . . and an empty room!
Akkiko: Okaaaaaaayyyyy. [Drags him off]
Inuyasha: Freaky dame, what're you doing to us now?
Thorn: One - don't you say stupid wench? And two . . . we're not doing anything . . . yet.
Miroku: *stares* Girls . . . *drools*
Kat: So disturbing.
Thorn: So mine *glomps*
Akkiko: So weird.
Kat: If he comes near me, I'll throttle him.
Thorn: *snuggling* What if he comes near you? *points to Sesshomaru*
Miroku = ^^
Akkiko: What the hell is your perverted mind coming up with now?
[Suddenly, bodies come plummeting from the sky]
Trowa: OW!! Bloody HELL!! That HURT!
[Everyone stares at the un-Trowa-like behaviour]
Duo: Dude . . . Trowa swore, and - HEY! GET AWAY FROM HER!!! *points at Miroku*
Thorn: Um . . . hey, Kat, you never answered my question-
Thorn = o_o
Kat: What? *sits, snuggling Sesshomaru*
Akkiko: HEY!! That's MY boyfriend!!
Kat: I don't carrrrrrre! And besides, you like Heero.
Trowa: WHAT???? You're CHEATING ON ME?? Bloody *beep* *beep* *beep*!!!!!
Inuyasha: HEY! What am *I*???? Chopped LIVER??
Thorn: Yeah.
Akkiko: [Grabs Sesshomaru] DIE EVIL DARK ANGEL!! Oh wait . . . that's a good thing. Whoops . . . .
Inuyasha: Idiot.
Duo: *is trying to pry Thorn away from Miroku* LET GO OF HER!
Sango: Let me help . . . *grabs Miroku by the ear* Come on, Mr. Happy Hands . . . she's taken.
Miroku = ;_;
Kat: *looks after Sesshomaru* Da-ang. Oh well *grabs Heero.
Heero: Livin' the high life. [Is dragged off to dark corner.]
Akkiko: [stares after them, Sesshomaru is still held by the cuff of his shirt] Once again, Kat has gone into the bushes/dark corner/ empty room-
Kat: [from corner] ENOUGH!!!
Akkiko: [shrugs] Whatever. TRY AND STOP ME!! BWA HAHAHAHA!!
Trowa: [Looks at Sesshomaru, whips out gun] I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!
Sesshomaru: I accept. What is it?
Trowa: DUEL MONSTERS!! [whips out cards]
Sesshomaru: Uh . . . . [sweatdrops]
[Door opens]
Amiboshi: SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME!!
Miaka: BAKAGOMI!!
Tamahome: [runs in after her with sword] How DARE you touch Miaka?! BAKA!!
Chichiri: Isn't he dead? No da!
Hotohori: . . .
Thorn: YUMMY! SO MANY BOY TOYS . . . *grabs all - even those that do not belong to her - and glomps, much to the chagrin of the other females*
Sango: LET GO BITCH!
Amiboshi: HEY! LET GO OF ME!!
Akkiko: [scowl] Kat, do your own work. [grabs her guys and runs off.]
Kat: Hey, Tho-orn!
Thorn: Yes?
Kat: I thought I saw Johnny Depp out front. . .in Levi's Low-Risers.
Thorn: YEA!!!! [runs off]
Kat: Let's go, boys *goes to grab her boyfriends, to find them gone* What the-BAKURA NO BAKA!
Bakura: What? They were annoying me.
Akkiko: Discluding the fact that you were jealous, eh?
Bakura: BAKA!!
Kat: What did we say about sending *innocent* people to the Shadow Realm, Bakura-baby?
Bakura: Do it as often as possible?
Kat: NO!! Now then . . . let's go *drags Bakura off to you-know-where*
Akkiko: Trowa, Sesshomaru, put down the damn cards.
Sesshomaru: I throw down . . . . Neo the magic swordsman!!
Thorn: *comes back in* There was no Johnny Depp . . . and isn't Neo from 'The Matrix'?
Kat: That too.
Trowa: Oh YEAH? Well I sacrifice 'petit angel' and summon . . .well . . . SUMMON SKULL!!
Sesshomaru: BAKA!!
Chichiri: I wonder when they're going to notice that Amiboshi is gone with Akkiko, no da!
Thorn: I wonder when they'll notice they're both losing life points at an accelerated rate?
Duo: I wonder when dinner is?
Thorn: *anime fall* AFTER I beat HER *points to Sango* out for MY superlech!!! Then I will cook you supper . . .
Kat: I could cook?!
ALL: NO!
Thorn: The only thing you can cook is Ramen and Toast . . . and Crap Dinner . . .
Inuyasha: RAMEN?! GIMME YOU WENCH!!!
Akkiko: That's not gonna get you dinner, hon . . . it's gonna get you -
Thorn: SIT!
Akkiko: Yes . . . BIG sit . . . I thought only Kagome could do that . . .
Thorn: She's not here . . . *door slams open* Now she's here . . .
Kagome: LET GO OF MY HANYOU YOU EVIL DEMON!
Akkiko: *bow* Thank you . . .
*Another door slams open*
Heero: Bakura!! Where's Kat?
Tamahome: That's what I would like to know.
Thorn: *points to dark corner*
Kat: *pokes head out, bare shoulders visible, hair tussled* Whaddaya want?
Bakura: *pokes head out, shirt gone* How'd you get out of the Shadow Realm?
Tamahome: The stairs.
Heero: I'm surprised you can think coherently right now.
Kat: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
Heero: It's a compliment.
Akkiko: Warning! Warning! Boyfriend war sensed *pulls out marker* And for Kat, we have a fight between A Suzaku Seishi, a perfect soldier, a crazed homicidal 5000 year old spirit, and that's about it . . . And in the catfight corner, we have Thorn and Sango duking it out for Mr. Happy hands! A.K.A Mr. . . . superlech? And in this corner! We have . . . . Trowa trying to figure out how to lay a trap. Sesshomaru!! NO REAL LIFE ATTACKS!!
Yami: Kat?
Kat: Uh. . .oh. . .
Yami: KAT WHAT ARE YOU-
Bakura: Oh, yeah, someone ELSE I hate to send to the Shadow Realm!
Thorn: Sorry, taiji-ya, but he's mine . . .
Sango: Says who?
Thorn: Says me!
Sango: Let's ask the man himself. Houshi-sama . . .
Miroku: Yes, Lady Sango?
Thorn: Choose.
Miroku: What the -?
Sango: Choose which one of us you're going to be with.
Miroku: *gulp* Can I have both of you?
Thorn: Kagome-sama . . . can I borrow those prayer beads?
*Kagome takes the beads off Inuyasha, snogging him to keep him quiet*
Kagome: Mmf . . .
[Translation: Go for it . . .]
*Thorn puts bead over Miroku's head*
Thorn: I hate you, but on three . . . one . . .
Sango: . . . two . . .
Both: THREE! SIT HOUSHI!
Miroku: ACK! *Miroku's face is introduced to the dirt*
Thorn: *takes beads off, kisses cheek* Serves you right, you player . . . Duo-chan!
Duo: Yea babe?
Thorn: Let's go . . . *grabs and drags into dark corner*
Kat: HEY! GET OUT OF HERE!
Thorn: Sorry . . . *Drags Duo to OTHER dark corner*
Sango: *cuddles Miroku* Da-ang. You may be a lech but I love you anyways.
Miroku: *gropes*
Sango: HENTAI! *slap*
Akkiko: So we have Kat in a dark corner, and we have Meg in ANOTHER dark corner. That leaves me, but Trowa and Sesshomaru are in . . . . mortal combat. Hey Amiboshi!
Amiboshi: Yes?
Akkiko: [loops in arm around his] Wanna learn how to develop photos? [holds up camera] in a DARK ROOM??
Amiboshi: Uh . . . . okay? (O_O?)
[Both walk off towards door, when OMINOUS shadow appears]
Raspy voice: Who are you?
Second Raspy voice: I'd like to know that too.
Others: OH GOD!! IT'S- IT'S-
Kat: Well, the first is Zechs, but the second one . . . I have no clue.
[Shadows fall back to reveal Zechs and . . . . . . *drum roll please* Seto!!]
Seto: Who are you?
Amiboshi: Akkiko's boyfriend. Who are you?
Seto: Funny, because I'M her boyfriend too!
Zechs: [pulls out gun] You may have to change your girlfriend kiddies.
Akkiko: (O_O*) Uh oh . . . any chance for peace?
All three: NO!
Kat: *seeing golden opportunity* C'mon, Sesshomaru. *drags HIM off to. . .yeah, you know*
Trowa: HEY!!
Kat: Can it, Barton!!
Heero, Tamahome, and Bakura: KAT!! WHAT ABOUT US?!!
Kat: *shrugs* I'm a PLAYER, remember?
Thorn: Okay, here ya go! *grabs Miroku from Sango, tosses him at Kat. The inevitable happens*
Miroku: Will you bear my child?
Sango: WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING?
Kat: EEW! No! NO! Now I have to go and wash my brain out! Sesshomaru, you stay here! *runs off*
Miroku: *blinks* Why am I over here? *runs to Akkiko*
Miroku: Will you bear my child?
Akkiko: [growls, is about to attack, then thinks *yes, she is thinking*] Okay!
Miroku: What?
Akkiko: Oh it'll be great! 27 children!!
Miroku: Uh . . . . not ready! Sorry! *runs to Thorn*
Akkiko: DA-ANG! *grins evilly*
Miroku: *talking to the somewhat *busy* Thorn in the dark corner.* Will you bear my - ITAI! *has been hit over head with both frying pan [Thorn], scythe [Duo] and Hiraikotsu [Sango]*
Miroku = @_@
Akkiko: Oh well. [Grabs Sesshomaru and runs off to dark room]
Amiboshi: HEY!
Trowa: What the heck?!
Seto and Zechs: She's MINE!!
Akkiko: Oh fine. [grabs them all, don't ask me how] Let's go! [they all go to dark room]
SLAM!!
[door slams shut]
Thorn: Disturbing.
Kat: VERY disturbing.
Heero: Let's try BEYOND disturbing. What a girl . . . . *drool*
WHACK!
Heero: OW!! [crouched over clutching head]
Kat: [veins throbbing, puts away bat] Serves you right Mr. Perfect player.
Tamahome: *taps Kat on the shoulder* my turn.
Kat: *rolls eyes* all right, all right. *THEY go off to dark corner*
Yami: I can't believe that's my sister. . .
Kat and her boyfriends: FORMER SISTER!! Former!
Thorn: Former? Good! *grabs Yami* Come on . . . *also grabs Hotohori, Miroku, and Masa . . .wait! When did he come in?*
Masa: Hey! The stairs, babe, the stairs. Da-ang those things are handy . . . where's Mizz?
Thorn: And they say you're frigid . . . *drags her boys off to a dark room*
Man with long red hair: S'cuse me, can you tell me where Akkiko is?
Quatre: Oh? She's in the dark room Ma'am. Though she's a little busy . . .
Man with long red hair: I am NOT a WOMAN!
Wufei: really? WEAK!
Kurama: OHHHHhhh!!! You're DEAD!! [Pulls out rose whip]
Wufei: HAH! YOU ARE WEAK!!
Kurama: Bad mistake. [Snaps whip at Wufei who runs off screaming.]
Quatre: And once again, I am alone.
Amelia: Hiya mister!
Quatre: Hello. Nice to see you again. So how's- SMERP!
Jessica: I love a forceful man. (^_^)
Amelia: Everyone's . . . gone? Okee! *waves* Mr. ZELGADIS - WAIT UP! [runs off, all is silent for a few short moments]
*cricket . . . cricket*
Amiboshi: [stumbles in] I have NO idea how she did it, but she made us all brain dead.
Seto: [stumbles in as well] yep.
Zechs: *growls* Whose spinning the damn room?
Akkiko: Me!!
Trowa: Weak, Hey Akkiko, we still have some time . . . and an empty room!
Akkiko: Okaaaaaaayyyyy. [Drags him off]