Good Day Colonel Elric And Major Mustang!

By:

Inu-Moon94

AN:Yeah, I haven't written any fanfics in a looooooooong time. Sorry people! This is my first shot at a FMA fanfic and it's kinda short so don't go all spazzy on meh! Enjoy and please R&R! (I know that this is weird but I could care less, the idea just popped up when I was watching a Roy/Riza video and I felt like sharing it.XP) (I can't believe I thought of this while watching a Roy/Riza video though... I'm such a stupid person and proud of it... Stupid weird retard pride!XXXXDDDD) It's a really dumb story and I don't think that all the characters are exactly in their regular role so umm... yeah...

Disclaimer:'Kay, obviously I don't own FMA. If I did, I wouldn't be writing fanfics or anything and I would be a freaking billionaire or something with a giant mansion and everything with this huge pool with a pink flamingo thing standing somewhere. w ;; I do, however, own the charries that I rightfully made up with my own creativity. (Minor characters that come for one line count too!)

Chapter One

It had been a few days since everything in the State Military had gone backwards, with Edward being a high-ranked Colonel and Roy being a mere Major.

Mustang's subordinates were now Elric's subordinates and Alphonse was now the First Lieutenant working under his elder brother, Hawkeye was a Major alongside Mustang.

Edward enjoyed this new twist very much, tormenting Roy and verbally abusing him was his payback to Mustang.

Roy on the other hand, had gone insane with the fact that he was on a lower ranking than he deserved and Ed kept on insulting him and giving him more paperwork than he got when he was a Colonel!

"Roy, how long do you think you're going to keep on procastinating! Do you think that the military is some kind of relaxing spot or something! Now continue your paperwork NOW!" Colonel Elric exclaimed with an evil smile.

Major Mustang grumbled and grabbed his paperwork, he finished it with anger and decided that since he was a Major he might as well get a mission. "Colonel Elric? May I please get a mission now? I am a Major after all."

Edward looked up from his paperwork and nodded, grabbing a piece of paper from his stack of paperwork. "Here you go Mustang, finish it quickly and don't you dare procastinate or mess up or else I'll be spoonfeeding paperwork to you!"

Riza came up to Edward and asked,"Colonel, may I please aid Roy in this mission in case it rains? He is useless in the rain after all as everyone knows." She ignored Roy as he collasped onto the ground in shock of him being called 'useless'.

Edward, who always had feelings that Riza had feelings for Roy, smiled and answered,"Of course Hawkeye, the idiotic and useless Roy will never be able to finish the mission on his own." Roy was still collasped onto the ground, even more shocked and frozen since he was now called 'idiotic' and 'useless'.

Riza helped Roy up and he looked at Riza seriously, he whispered,"Hawkeye, do you remember that I was a Colonel and he was a mere Major?"

"Of course I do Colonel, you'll always be my Colonel whether they call you one or not." Hawkeye answered with a simple nod.

"That's good Hawkeye, I also remember that you used to be a First Lieutenant." Mustang said with a small smile.

Hawkeye smiled and picked up Black Hayate from the floor, she started stroking his fur gently in her arms.

"How this all of this happen? It's as if someone froze time and just changed everything and turned it backwards..." Edward thought as he did his paperwork. That thought took away his sanity for a moment as freezing time was just against all laws of science.

Jean Havoc was sitting on his desk with a shriveled-up cigarette with his 'idiotic look'.

Breda looked up from his paperwork at Havoc and asked,"Lemme guess... Did Mustang steal your girlfriend again?"

Falman looked at Fuery and said,"Cough up your 10 000 cens now Kain. Remember that bet we made about whether Jean will actually have a girlfriend who won't dump him for Roy anymore?"

Fuery looked at Falman with a saddened glare and passed him over 10 000 cens.

Breda started laughing and said,"Come on Kain, isn't it kinda obvious by now that Jean will never be able to score a proper girlfriend if Roy is here?"

Everyone including Colonel Elric started laughing at Havoc's bad dating luck as Jean Havoc still didn't unfreeze from his 'idiotic look'.

AN:Think of Havoc's 'idiotic look' as that look he had in episode 37 or something in the 13th Warehouse part.

"Elric knows this is wrong, I just know that he knows. I'll let him have his fun for now, but after this mission I am going to set things right again and get my rank back! My subordinates too!" Mustang exclaimed with his fist in the air.

Hawkeye looked at Mustang with an understanding expression and said,"Well, for now we'll just have to listen to his orders Colonel. Let's see what mission Edward gave us."

Major Roy Mustang calmed down and read the piece of paper with shock on his face. "So Elric also dislikes this! Read it Hawkeye, he wants us to help him find out how this all happened!"

Major Riza Hawkeye took the paper from Roy and started reading it slowly and throughly. It had read the following:

Dear Majors Hawkeye and Mustang,

I just know that you two remember that Roy was a Colonel, Riza was a First Lieutenant, and that I was a Major. This is also bothering me and I wonder how this mix-up happened.

I asked many others whether they remember about the normal time where we were our original ranks but they all thought that I was joking and started laughing.

Now, Winry does remember about the normal time and I'm starting to wonder how she remembers when all the others in the military don't. Even Al doesn't remember about the fact that I used to be a Major, Roy a Colonel, and Riza a First Lieutenant. None of originally Roy's subordinates remember either.

I'm just wondering if you two are willing to help me find out who did this mix-up, why they did it, and how we could fix it.

Sincerely,

'Colonel' Edward Elric

P.S. Hide this from the others who don't remember, they're going to think that I'm stretching the 'joke' too far and such! You two should know what I mean for sure!

Hawkeye neatly folded the letter into four and placed it in her pocket to not let anyone else see like it had said. Before she could say anything, Roy started talking with a smirk.

"So Elric really doesn't like this either. I bet he just doesn't like it because everyone hates him as a Colonel, I really did belong in my office which is now his." Mustang said with a big trademark smirk.

"Colonel, everyone loves Edward as a Colonel. He's actually an even more popular Colonel than you, especially amongst the younger ladies in the military." Hawkeye answered, looking at Roy as he changed his expression in an instant.

"Popularity isn't everything, you should know that by now Hawkeye. We aren't dumbminded children doing our popularity rankings after all. It's skill that matters most." Mustang said with a laugh.

"His skills are also much more refined than yours, the new Fuhrer talks about him very much and laughs at the fact that people thought that your skills were excellent in the Ishballian Rebellion." Hawkeye answered, continuing to watch his changing expressions.

"Well, the new Fuhrer really is a no-brained dumbass then. He obviously doesn't know what he's missing out on if he thinks that Elric is better than me." Mustang said with a smirk.

"The new Fuhrer used to be in charge of the United Sectors. He is a very high educated man who came from a very well-known family." Hawkeye answered, watching Mustang nearly break down.

Roy Mustang fell into silence, he had nothing else to say to try and prove that he was better than Edward. "At least I have a girlfriend..." He muttered with his smirk fading into a frown.

A female personnel of the military heard him and laughed joyfully. "Major, Edward has a million girlfriends but I'm his favourite one. Monica Blackwater's the name, ask if you want to have some fun with me!"

Riza Hawkeye looked at her and took her revolver out and pointed it at her head. "Please don't bother Major with unneccessary questions right now, he's kind of busy with his own problems."

Monica Blackwater ran off in the direction of Edward's office and Riza put her revolver back into her pocket and picked Black Hayate up from the ground to protect him from the flames Roy was creating in anger and frustration.

"Edo, my sweetie pie baby, come to your Monica!" Monica Blackwater exclaimed with happiness as she ran over and knocked Edward out of his chair.

Edward grumbled as he got up and exclaimed,"Monica, what was that for!" He then sighed and said under his breath,"Why did I agree to date this bitchy flirt?"

Monica got up and smiled at Edward, not realizing that she was the girl he was calling a 'bitchy flirt'. "Edo darling, I understand that you date many other ugly babes but I'm the hottest one, right?"

Edward nodded with a forced smile and thought,"I wish every girl here would stop asking me to go out with them and everything... The sexiest and hottest girl I've ever met is Winry... I wish she would realize my true feelings and that I would have the courage to tell her my feelings about her..."

Monica shook Edward and forcefully pulled him into a hug with a smile. "Oh Edo, you look like you're deep in thought. Tell your lovable and cute girlfriend what you're thinking about now."

Before Edward could answer, Monica interrupted him and exclaimed,"Well, who cares what you're thinking about in that tiny yet lovable mind of yours! Let's go out on a steamy date!"

Edward was shaking in anger and was about to blow but First Lieutenant Alphonse Elric, also known as Edward's younger brother ran up to him and started laughing uneasily.

"Heh-heh-heh, calm down brother..." Alphonse said a bit uncertainly as he was prepared to grab his brother in case he exploded.

Edward took a deep breath and pulled Monica towards him when she started flirting with Jean Havoc. "Let's go honeybuns! Our exclusive date spot is awaiting for us!" They walked out of the State Alchemist Building with their hands clasped together with smiles.

"That girl has such a nerve! Flirting with someone years older than she is herself!" Breda exclaimed when Edward and Monica were well out of sight.

Jean Havoc stared out the door where Monica had left and answered dreamily,"Yeah, but she sure is a beauty... Better than any girl Roy's stolen from me..."

Breda looked at Havoc and said,"Oh, don't tell me you like that teen... You're in your late twenties yet you've fallen for a teenager that's a year older than Colonel."

Fuery looked at Havoc in shock and exclaimed,"Oh my god! He must be one of those people called pedophiles! Get him arrested!"

Falman sighed and asked,"Do you even know what pedophile means Kain?"

"Well... Umm... No Vato, no I have absolutely no clue what a pedophile is..." Kain Fuery answered with a sweatdrop.

Alphonse watched them all with a sweatdrop while continuing on doing his paperwork. "At least brother has a girlfriend or two to keep him busy now... I could tell Winry my true feelings then..."