I hope you like these so far…
Koga: (A walk to palm tree then takes 10 steps from there then opens a trap door. then he takes out a bottle) rum.
Yaphi: (in a bush spying on him for no apparent reason)ooooohhhh……….
Later……
Yaphi: hey zuzuyugis244! (My user)
Me: what?
Yaphi: want to see what happens when you give Inuyasha rum?
Me: sure do! (Picks up a special phone) we would to like to see Inuyasha in our office. Thank you and have a drunken…I mean nice day!
At that very moment…
Intercom: we would to like to see Inuyasha in our office. Thank you and have a drunken…I mean nice day!
Inuyasha: what did I do to deserve this?
Koga: (points at him)eeeee….
Inuyasha: shaddup(goes into office)
Me: (pulls bottle of u know what out of nowhere) drinks it and be off! GO!
Inuyasha: (a little kitty is at his feet and growling at us)
Me: (wrinkles nose than kicks it. Still on foot ) AIIEEEEE!!!!GET IT OFF! OFF!! (Looks at inuyasha)YOU GET OUT AND SHOO! (Throws bottle at him)
Inuyasha: (catches it)
Me: AND TAKE YOUR STUPID KITTY WITH YOU! (Kicks at inuyasha and kitty goes flying and lands on his head)
Inuyasha:?!?!?!
Me:( pours water on the cat and cat shaves inuyasha bald with claws)
Inuyasha:?!?!?!?! (Runs out of room because kitty is clawing his head)
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Long story short, inuyasha shared the rum with all the boys.
Miroku: wee!!!! All worship mighty Sango! (Worships Sango)
Koga + inuyasha: all worship kagome! (Worships kagome)
Kagome +Sango:?!?!?!?!
Sesshomaru: (just stands there, unaffected by the rum) weird.
Me +Yaphi: (laughing our guts out)
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Inuyasha :( sits. Falls, actually)
Sango: (grabs hiraikotsu giant boomerang and bonks miroku's head)
Kagome: (kicks koga's head)
Inuyasha + koga +Miroku: what the –
Me +Yaphi: (still laughing)
Kagome: SIT. SIT. SIT. STUPID. STUPID. STUPID.
Inuyasha: ka – go – me! Sto –o –op!
Shippo: (transforms into kagome) I LIKE TO SING HAPPY SONG! I FEEL PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY! SO PRETTY AND WITTY AND BRIGHT!
Miroku: uhh…..
Sango: heheh… (Looks dazed) hey inuyasha.(puts herself into his arms)
Inuyasha:?
Sango: (dreamy voice) let's go. Come on, just me and you! We'll defeat naraku together, we don't need those losers.
Kagome: INUYASHA! SIT!
Shippo: (still in the form of kagome) I'M BRINGN' SEXYBACK! THEM OTHER BOYS DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT! (baaaaadddd singing) DIRTY BABE! YOU SEE THESE SHACKLES BABY, I'M YOUR SLAVE! I'LL LET YOU WHIP ME IF I MIS-BEHAVE!
Inuyasha: I'm gonna poke out your eye with a steaming hot French fry!
Kogura: you guys are IDIOTS! I'm gonna have a diet coke! (Drinks diet coke then spits it out) THIS ISN'T DIET COKE! IT'S PEPSI DISGUISED AS DIET COKE!
Yaphi: (shrugs) Pepsi, diet coke. Same thing.
Kogura: DIET COKE HAS ONLY 1 CALORIE YOU DIMWITT! 1 STUPID,PUTRID,MEASLY,LOUSY STINKN' CALORIE!
C u next time on Inuyasha's survivor!