Know Your Stars!
Kingdom Hearts torture!
Disclaimer:
Me: Today as a special guest for my first funny fic (Fangirls squeal as the guest comes on stage)
Riku: Agh! Ansem where are you! I can here you!
Me: Shut-up! Ansem isn't here besides his name is Xehanort!
Riku: Ahaa! There you are in the announcer box!
Me:Touch me and you die a horribly painful death.Now read this then shut-up!
Riku: Umm RoxasRoxOutloud what? I beat his ass at the skyscraper thingy!
Me: READ THE DAMN THING!
Riku: RoxasRoxOutloud does not own Kingdom Hearts or it's characters or FinalFantasy and it's characters.
Me: Good now since you're the first one here you'll be my first victim!
Riku: Uhh ok?
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Riku walks on stage and sits in the dark room on a conveniently located chair.
Riku: Hello?
Evil voice: Know Your Stars! Know Your Stars! Know Your Stars!
Riku: What the hell?!
Evil voice: Riku…when he was posessed by Xehanort
Riku: Ansem!
Evil voice: They said it was Xahanorts heartless in the second game you retard!
Riku: Oh.
Evil voice: Riku…When he was posessed by Xehanort he liked when he got spanked.
Riku: WHAT?! WTF!
Evil voice: Were you being a bad boy Riku?
Riku: I don't know what your talking about!
Evil voice:Sure you don't.
Riku: Shut the (Interrupted)
Ev:Moving on!
EV:Riku...He likes playing with his 'keyblade'.
Riku:Wait...!OMFG Your Nasty!
EV:I'm nasty?I'm not the one that plays with my 'keyblade'!
RIku:I do not!
EV:Sure you don't.
Riku:I swear I'm gonna kill you!
EV:Will see 'keyblade' master
Riku:#$#$&$!
Ev:Riku…he is the son of that fag Sephiroth (no offense to sephy fans)
Just then Cloud comes in.
Cloud:I knew it!
Riku: He's lieing don't listen to him.
Cloud:HARAGHHH!
Cloud swings his weird broken sword and Riku goes flying out a window and dies a horribly painful death. (YAA:D)
EV:Well I wasn't planning it but now I'll torture you cloud!
Cloud:Sephiroth is that you!
EV:No I am the great announcer voice person dude guy!(lol)
Cloud:OK?
Know Your Stars! Know Your Stars! Know Your Stars!
Cloud:There won't be fangirls here will there?
EV:Shut-up and listen!
Cloud:OK Gees!
EV:Cloud…He chases after Sephiroth because he is in love with him.
Cloud:What!? Ok what are you on?!
EV:Well I aint on top a leon!
Cloud:What?
EV:Cloud… he did the nasty with leon
Cloud: I did not you freakin prick!
EV:How was he cloudy?HAHAHA!
Cloud:OMFG You will die you demon spawn of saitin!
EV:Cloud… He(Interrupted)
Cloud:He's getting a little pissed off!
EV:No.
EV: Cloud…He is so dirt poor he can't even afford a good sword.
Cloud:What are you talking about this is a great sword!
EV:Then why is it all bandaged up?
Cloud:Cause it looks cool that way!
EV:Sure….and I'd drive a crappy car cause it would 'look' cool.
Cloud:It isn't the same thing!
EV:Oooook whatever you say.
Cloud:That's it! I'm done!
EV:Wait!
EV:Hmmm who's next?
Just then a boy with spikey brown hair walked on stage.
Sora:Hello?Kairi?
EV:Oh this'll be good!
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Lol I already have a whole crap load of stuff for Sora hope you people liked it if I get at least…5 reveiws I'll do the next chapter Sora and Kairi MUAHAHAHA! R&R Plzzzzz!