One day I was bored in math class and began to create a sort of rhyming alphabet book using the names of the characters from Fullmetal Alchemist and Code Geass. I showed it to my friend Artemiskey and she said I should post it here, so here it is. I tried to include every letter in the alphabet but I couldn't think of a character for Q, U, or Y. I had to have an even number so I included Z twice. Later I realized I could have used Yokkie for Y but I decided I liked it better the way it was. I tried to make it as funny as possible so without further ado:
Code Alchemist: The Alphabet Book
A is for Alphonse who practically died
B is for Bradley who was secretly Pride
C is for C2 the immortal witch
D is for Dante the immortal bitch
E is for Edward who death couldn't claim
F is for Fullmetal his alchemist's name
G is for Gino who thought life was a lark
H is for Hawkeye who never misses her mark
I is for Izumi an alchemist of great fame
J is for Jeremiah Orange by name
K is for Kallen the Black Knights ace
L is for Lelouch the cunning who she slapped in the face
M is for Mustang who against Bradley led a revolt
N is for Nunnally innocence to a fault
O is for Ohgi who loved in enemy
P is for Pinako the automail engineer and "grandma flea"
R is for Russell the opposite of hero
S is for Suzaku the opposite of Zero
T is for Tamaki the fool of all fools
V is for Viletta in whom the heart and mind duels
W is for Winry Ed's wrench happy friend
X is for Xingke loyal until the end
Z is for Zero who swore that for its deeds he would make Britannia rue
Z is for Zero's Requiem which "destroyed the world and created it anew."
What did you think? Funny? Entertaining? Yes? No? Anything that should be changed?