Disclaimer: I do not own Newsies (DAMMIT!) I also don't own anything said by Dane Cook and I don't own Dane Cook (DAMMIT again!). I don't own Back to the Future or anything to do with it. So don't sick any blood-sucking lawyers on me.
Chapter 1: Back to the Future!
Izzy picked up a book while she was cleaning her room. She blew the dust off of it and sneezed.
"Damn allergies!" She yelled as she opened the book to a page close to the middle. She looked at the pictures and saw Mush.
"Aww, Mush. He was so nice. I miss him and Blink and David and all of them." She said.
She flipped the page to see a picture of Spot and Race with doodling on it. She looked down to see this
Lovely Art drawn by:
Spot Conlon
Spot had drawn little hearts around his and Race's head. Izzy just chuckled.
She looked at Race's picture, "I miss you the most."
DING!
"Check please!" Alison said from a shelf.
"I'm so bored. Why did I have to work today?" Shelley said. She took the eye-patch out of her pocket and smiled.
"I miss them too." Alison said.
Shelley just kept on smiling. That's all she felt like doing at the moment.
"I wonder how Izzy's doing. She's probably found the book by now if she's cleaning her room." Alison said.
"I can't believe her parents are making her do it." Shelley said.
"Yeah, I know." Alison agreed.
1901
Blink, Race, and David sat in front of the Greeley statue. Blink was looking at a picture of him and Shelley.
"I miss her, Race." Blink said.
"Yeah, I know how you feel. I miss Izzy too." Race said cuddling his stuffed duck from Izzy.
"Are you sure it's a duck?" Skittery asked.
"Yes, I'm sure." Race answered.
"Well, maybe it's platypus." Specs suggested.
"IT'S A DUCK!" Race said squeezing the duck to his chest.
"Okay, calm down." Skittery said easing away followed by Specs.
"Is this the, I miss my future girlfriend party?" Itey asked Race and Blink.
"Yeah, have a seat." Blink said not taking his eyes off the picture.
Itey sat down along with Mush, Skittery, and Specs.
"Guys," David announced, "I want to go back."
"What?" Race asked.
"But we can't." Itey said shaking his head and looking at the ground.
"Go back where?" Skittery and Specs asked in unison.
"Back… to the future!" David said pointing a finger in the air like Doc. Brown.
"Let's do it!" Blink said jumping up putting the picture in his vest pocket.
"Guy's we'd have to build one of those time machine thing's first." Mush said.
"Great Scott, you're right." David said putting his finger down. 'Well,
I've already built one but I'll do this for dramatic emphasis.'
"Heya boys. Do any a you miss your girls?" Spot asked sitting next to Blink.
He looked around and noticed that everyone was either staring at a picture, staring at the ground, or cuddling something.
"Okay, I'll take that as yes." Spot noted.
"Come on guys, follow me." David said and got up and left to the basement of the lodging house.
They all looked at each other, shrugged, and followed David.
When they got there they noticed the old printers was there but it was transformed.
"Wow Davey. You've been busy down here." Mush said.
"Yep, come on let's get in. I'm pretty sure it works." David said.
They all got in and sat on the floor. David and Blink occupied the pilot and co-pilot's chairs.
"Everyone ready?" David asked.
"Come on let's go!" Spot yelled.
"Okay, calm down." David said sliding a disk of metal into the hole that was there and pushed the pedal to move it. Then he noticed that nothing made a noise. It was dead quiet.
They waited five minutes until Blink said something.
"Great, David! You got my hopes up for nothing!" Blink yelled kicking the dashboard.
VVVVRRRRROOOOOMMMMM!
"Yes! Blink you did it!" David shouted and reached to hug Blink.
Blink tried to move but he wasn't fast enough. He was snared in a David hug. The worst kind of hug, you could never get out of it until he let go.
"Uhm, David, since it's working now, maybe we should go and not hug me." Blink suggested smirking.
"Quite right. Okay everyone. We're off." David said.
There was a flash of light and soon they were traveling through time. They could see all the different events that went on. Right before they hit Martin Luther King's famous speech, you heard…
"David! Itey's touching me!" Skittery whined.
"I am not." Itey said back.
"Are to!" Skittery shouted.
"Are not!" Itey yelled back.
Specs slapped Skittery and Itey in the face.
"Hey! Specs smacked me!" Skittery accused.
"I did not!" Specs yelled back.
"HEY!" David yelled, "IF YOU GUYS DON'T SHUT UP I'M GONNA TURN THIS TIME MACHINE AROUND AND WE'LL GO BACK TO 1901! MAYBE EVEN FURTHER THAN THAT!"
By this time David's eyes were bugging out of his skull and the little red veins in the whites of his eyes were glowing. Blink looked over to David who looked like he was ready to shoot someone.
"Hey put those back in your head," Blink said, "They'll scare the kids."
David turned to face Blink and as he was about to say something…
"Hey! Can we hurry this up! I gotta pee!" Spot yelled.
"And I'm hungry!" Mush shouted.
"Get me outta here!" Race yelled.
"Well if you guys would shut up we'd get there sooner!" Blink yelled looking at all of the guys that were sitting on the floor.
"Okay." They all agreed.
Well, by the time they ended up close to 2007, they had to gone to the dinosaur era, cavemen, the time of Jesus, the Dark Ages, and everything leading up to 2007. When they got there they looked out the 'windows' that David put in. They stepped out of the machine and they looked to see where they were.
"IT'S SHELLEY'S HOUSE!" Blink yelled jumping up and down and ran to the front porch.
A man in his 60's looked out his window from his house.
"Eight young men in 1901 style clothing storming Shelley's house, I knew this was going to happen under Bush's term of tyranny." The old man known as Mr. Rossi said.
"SHUT UP OLD MAN!" A kid known as Nathan yelled out his window.
In the next 20 minutes there was a verbal fight between these two gentlemen.
"Okay, now I bet the old man wins!" Blink said.
"No way, the kid's gonna win." Skittery said.
"Guys, this is no time for betting. We need to find the girls. They're gonna be so happy to see us!" David yelped like a little school girl.
"Okay, David's right. We gotta find the girls. Hey, Shelley's mom always left a key for her for the back door. Let's go and see if there's one still there." Blink said running to the back door.
Mr. Rossi was taping the Newsies sneak into Shelley's backyard.
"What a bunch of freaks… this'll be great for my collection." He said continuing to tape.
"Guys, I think the old man can see us." Itey said.
"Now, you're becoming paranoid like Skittery." Specs said.
"I am not!" Itey whined.
"You better not be. It's my job to be the ever so lovable paranoid one." Skittery said.
When they all got there Blink found the key and opened the door. He walked in.
"Ah, I've missed this house." Blink said sliding on the floor after he had removed his shoes.
"Blink, do you remember Shelley's cell phone number?" Race asked picking up the phone in the dining room.
"Uhm. I think. Hold on lemme slide to you… David, push me." Blink said.
"I'm not going to push you." David complained.
"Come on David." Blink whined.
"Can't you walk like a normal person?" David asked.
"Davey, I'm not normal, if you haven't noticed." Blink said smirking.
"Oh… fine!" David said pushing Blink in Race's direction.
"WEEEEEEEE!" Blink yelled as he slid very fast across the floor to Race. "Gimme the phone."
Race handed Blink the phone and he began to dial Shelley's number.
At the mall…
"Hellooooooo, I'm a caaaarrrrr. Gas-o-line-makes-me-run. Baackseat, trunkspace. Helloooooooo, Let's go for a riiiidde, oi-l-is-my-blood. Seeaatbelts, raadioknobs." Dane Cook's voice rang from a phone in The Wedding Store.
Shelley picked up her phone and looked to see who it was.
"Hmmm, wonder who's calling me from home?" She asked as she picked up the phone.
"Hello?" Shelley asked.
There was static and then you heard bits and pieces of men's voices. This is what she could make out.
"We know where you are. We're coming to get you, stay where you are."
Shelley turned pale and tucked the phone back into her pocket.
Elle looked over and nudged McKenna who nudged Katie who nudged Elise who nudged Ariel who nudged Alison who closed her book and hit Izzy with it.
"Hey! Don't hit me I'm getting pinned! I could've been stuck and died from blood loss." Izzy said.
Alison pointed towards Shelley.
"You okay, Shell?" Elle asked.
Shelley walked out of the store and sat on a bench. Her face was still pale. All the girls followed her out, even Izzy did, dress and all. Izzy sat next to Shelley and Elle sat on her other side.
"Shelley? Are you okay?" Izzy asked.
"I just got a phone call that the person said they knew where I was and they were coming to get me." Shelley said.
"What did the person sound like?" Elle asked.
"It was static-y so the voice was distorted but it was a man's voice." Shelley said, her voice a little shaky.
"Well it was probably just Pat or Jake. Come on let's go back in and watch Izzy get stuck with pins." Katie said chuckling a little.
"Yeah. Let's just go back in and forget about it." Izzy said getting up and heading back to her place.
They all got up and walked back into the bridal shop.