SEALs RULE!
Leatherneck was watching TV when Wetsuit came to join him on the couch in the Rec Room at GI Joe Headquarters. "Anything interesting on?" He asked.
"Not really." Leatherneck replied as he was flipping through the channels when he came to a news report that was on. A familiar picture was on the screen.
"Hey isn't that Bin Looney?" Wetsuit asked. "Turn it up."
"I thought he dropped off the face of the planet." Leatherneck remarked.
"After nearly ten years of searching since the fall of the Twin Towers, Osama Bin Laden has finally been found." The news anchor said. "He was killed during a raid on his compound in Pakistan earlier today."
"'Bout time." Wetsuit said.
"Quiet frogman, I wanna know how he bit the dust." Leatherneck shushed him.
"I have a report here, that is was a group of Navy SEALs that had stormed the compound, and Bin Laden was gunned down as he was trying to evade their gunfire."
"YES! Score one for the SEALs!" Wetsuit whooped for joy.
"Aw no." Leatherneck groaned, his head in his hands.
"You hear that jarhead? We got Public Enemy Number two! Ka-Blooey!"
"Yeah, number two. Still don't mean nothing." Leatherneck retorted. "There's still Public Enemy Number One, Cobra Commander, and nobody got him yet. The Marines could still nail him, meaning me!"
"Maybe so, but GI Joe won't kill him, meaning you can't kill him. So there!"
"No, but I can kill you sealboy!" Leatherneck growled, raising his fist.
"Aw, whatsa matter, you jealous that the SEALs are still better than the jarheads?" Wetsuit taunted. "Hey everyone!" He called out, "Didja hear? The SEALs nailed Bin Looney! SEALs Rule! SEALs Rule!" Wetsuit chanted. Leatherneck sank into the couch.
"Ugh! I am never gonna hear the end of this!" He groaned.
The End