DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT CREATE THE INUYASHA CHARACTERS OR ANYTHING THAT PERTAINS/RELATES TO THEM

WARNING: THIS PARODY MAY NOT BE FOUND SUITABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE. MEANING YES, THERE ARE SOME DISTURBING ELEMENTS THAT MAY NOT BE DELIGHTFUL TO READ OR NONETHELESS IMAGINE. NOW… ENJOY! Oh, and MUFFINS AND PANCAKES AND SYRUP.

Chapter 1 – INUYASHA'S OBSESSION

Of course you have the usual gang—Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, and Kirara with the usual feudal era on the usual brown/golden dirt path… However, they begin to reveal what they have been hiding throughout their entire adventures and experiences with one another…

The gang did their usual routine on a usual night surrounding the usual campfire. However, this was no ordinary night for it was the new moon… dun dun dun… Meaning… Inuyasha turns gay!

"Inuyasha!" Kagome yells in the dead of night out in the open.

"What!?" Inuyasha hollers back.

"What are you doing over there? Isn't that where Miroku and Sango are? What are you doing?"

Inuyasha's arm is moving in a vertical motion (up and down).

"OMG!! INUYASHA!!" Kagome turns Inuyasha's body and screams, "AHHHRAGHASDKFASDFAHSRIOAS;DVJL!!"

Kagome's face is in a pixilated animated form—her eyes in a semi-watermelon form, a triangle for a mouth, with two small dots for her pupils and two for her nose, with a random arm interrupting her oval face. Inuyasha was putting on make-up which is Kagome's worst NIGHTMARE. His face was also in a Japanese animation—his eyes in squares, no nose, a toad-like mouth. He was pursing his lips with the black shade on, with black eye shadow, and black cheeks.

Sango and Miroku suddenly arise from their private animal sex within the forest.

They both yell, "INUYASHA!!"

Inuyasha could not hold it in any longer… He tells the gang about his transformation at the new moon.

"I… I… Ka… gome… everyone… I… turn gay at night… and watch men have sex because I love…"

RANDOM ANNOUNCER: Sorry this portion has to be taken out because of the inappropriate words that follow after the word, "love". Thank you for your patience and we will continue.

Everyone's face is in disbelief and shock. Kagome breaks the mood by asking why Sango suddenly became sexually active.

Sango replies blushing and embarrassed, "Well… I was eagerly wishing for a child… and I didn't care if Miroku behaved wrongly… as long… as… WHAA!! I'll admit it… I've become a whore…"

Kagome tries to "console" her, "Oh my god… Sango… I'm glad you finally admit to your truths… Do you feel better?"

"NO! AHHH!" Sango continues to cry her all of your tears out.

Miroku tries this time, "Sango… I don't think you're a whore I think you're my honey buns… my sugar mommy…"

Sango cries harder realizing that she has been branded for sex… and sex only.

"Well, if you don't feel like you can be with Miroku anymore I can take your place, Sango." Inuyasha's pitch went extremely high and very girly… like five year old girly.

Miroku wonders if Inuyasha would be a better partner or Sango… "Well, he does make a better partner out in the field when we both kill demons together… I wonder if that's the same in sex… hmmm…"

"Inuyasha, I will take your offer."

"Okay… pumpkin… I'll be ready for you." Inuyasha leaves those words for Miroku to continue pondering and leaves for the other side of the forest beyond the campfire.

Inuyasha situates himself in a lustrous manner half naked waiting for Miroku to arrive next to a large tree.

Miroku runs off leaving Kagome and Sango alone and quickly walks through the open field reaching to the forest where Inuyasha waits, but by the time that he gets to the campfire, the sun starts to rise from the trees.

As soon as he enters from the bushes, Inuyasha appeared to be asleep. Miroku's hands are in a claw-like position and draws himself closer. BUT… Inuyasha quickly wakes up and sees Miroku coming closer wanting something. Inuyasha beats Miroku and asks him why he got so close.

"What the hell are you doing, Miroku!?"

"Oh… nothing Inuyasha… I umm… was trying to kill that squirrel yeah… because he took my beads!" Miroku quickly throws his beads at the squirrel.

"You're an idiot I'm going to back to the campfire."

The squirrel runs from the flying beads and Miroku takes his beads back and returns to the campfire.

Yeah… It sucks… I just threw this on… lol… well there you go. And yes my choice of words like the sexually active part… yeah lol. I didn't feel like using hoe at the moment.