Hiya, everyone!! I'm writing a New Years' fic... Huh, scary, ne?
I hope my pals are ok with being in here... and my mom, I hope that's ok too!
I mean, why can't a twelve-year-old have a fun party in computer-land??? GGRR!! MY MOTHER...!!!!! She restricts me from the computer all the time!!! How do I get my fics done, you ask?? Hmm. That's my secret!
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Erm... Where to start? OK, um...
Kagome sat in her room, bored half to death twice over, writing "I AM BORED" on her arm everywhere she could. It was New Years' Eve, and she was BORED!!!
Suddenly, Kagome felt a strange feeling coming from the well. She walked to the well and peered inside. There was a person!
"Hello. I am Arwen, from the good ol' Northwest in the US of A. I'm here to help you not be bored." Arwen stuck out her hand for Kagome to shake, or so it seemed. Really, she was asking for Kagome to help her out of the well...
"Um, hi... You obviously know me!" She helped Arwen out of the well.
Little did Kagome know, Arwen's sole purpose for being there was to distract her while the others (Inuyasha, Miroku, Shippo, and Sango) removed her house (yes you heard me) and replaced it with MINE!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~ Sorry, I'm SUGAR-HIGH!!!!! I NEED TO DRINK!!! BUT I CANT CUZ I'M TWELVE!!!! ARG!!!! Oh, well... Sparkling Cider works for me... ~*~*~*~*~*~
"So, how did you get here, if you're from the US?" Kagome asked Arwen.
"CI7 used her author magic!" Arwen said cheerfully.
"Author magic? Oh, no..."
"What? Author magic is cool!"
"No, not that, it's just - ACK!" Kagome had noticed her house was gone (finally). "WHERE'S MY HOUSE?????"
"Oh, your house? Oh, we had to move it because we're gonna throw a big New Years' party at CI7's house! We thought we'd move her house here so that we wouldn't have to move you!"
"Right... Are you gonna put it back when the party's over, CI7?"
No.
"Um... Then who is?"
Nobody. I'm moving in! And so is everyone else!
"What do you mean, 'everyone else?'"
Everyone who's coming that's not from your show!
"What show?"
Erm... I can't find the backspace button!!!!
"Hmm..."
Oh, Kagome, it snowed last night!
"I don't care. Put my house back!"
Nope, sorry, you're living in the US after this party!
"NNOOOO!!!!!"
"What's wrong, Kagome?" Inuyasha walked into the well house.
"Oh, Inuyasha, I have to move to the US where people are overweight and rude!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Seriously, no offense meant towards ANYBODY! That was meant for comedic purposes ONLY, no offense meant!!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Suddenly, a giant green bunny appeared just outside the well house.
"What's that?" asked Inuyasha.
The green bunny turned into ME!! THE AUTHORESS!! Now I can talk with quotation marks!
"Hi, Kagome! I'm the authoress, as you know!" I said cheerfully.
"Um, right... Stop being so cheerful or I'll sic Inuyasha on you!"
Inuyasha growled in approval and flexed his claws while watching me with careful eyes. He was looking for weaknesses. Kagome grabbed his collar. He started towards me, but Kagome's grip kept him from moving any closer. He started barking like a mean junkyard dog!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Did I tell y'all this fic has MAJOR OOC PROBLEMS????? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Later, we were all settled into MY house and I was listing off people I wanted to invite while Kagome wrote them all down. Then Kagome listed people that I wrote down!
Once everyone was listed, I ran off to get Kouga and Kagome got on Inuyasha's back. We were going separate ways to deliver the others' invitations.
I had Kagome's list of people and Kouga. Kouga took me to people's houses and I told them they were invited.
Kagome and Inuyasha had MY list of people and were not doing as well as I had hoped. Inuyasha went to the wrong houses too much.
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Later, I had finished with Kagome's list. I told Kouga to track down Inuyasha and Kagome so I could see how they've been doing. They weren't even halfway through when I found them, so Kouga and I finished it up.
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OOOOOOHHH!!!!! CLIFFIE!!!!!!
I don't write one-shots unless they're in a COLLECTION of one-shots, like my own "Inuyasha Short Stories and Parodies."
REVIEW!!!!!!!!
I hope my pals are ok with being in here... and my mom, I hope that's ok too!
I mean, why can't a twelve-year-old have a fun party in computer-land??? GGRR!! MY MOTHER...!!!!! She restricts me from the computer all the time!!! How do I get my fics done, you ask?? Hmm. That's my secret!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Erm... Where to start? OK, um...
Kagome sat in her room, bored half to death twice over, writing "I AM BORED" on her arm everywhere she could. It was New Years' Eve, and she was BORED!!!
Suddenly, Kagome felt a strange feeling coming from the well. She walked to the well and peered inside. There was a person!
"Hello. I am Arwen, from the good ol' Northwest in the US of A. I'm here to help you not be bored." Arwen stuck out her hand for Kagome to shake, or so it seemed. Really, she was asking for Kagome to help her out of the well...
"Um, hi... You obviously know me!" She helped Arwen out of the well.
Little did Kagome know, Arwen's sole purpose for being there was to distract her while the others (Inuyasha, Miroku, Shippo, and Sango) removed her house (yes you heard me) and replaced it with MINE!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~ Sorry, I'm SUGAR-HIGH!!!!! I NEED TO DRINK!!! BUT I CANT CUZ I'M TWELVE!!!! ARG!!!! Oh, well... Sparkling Cider works for me... ~*~*~*~*~*~
"So, how did you get here, if you're from the US?" Kagome asked Arwen.
"CI7 used her author magic!" Arwen said cheerfully.
"Author magic? Oh, no..."
"What? Author magic is cool!"
"No, not that, it's just - ACK!" Kagome had noticed her house was gone (finally). "WHERE'S MY HOUSE?????"
"Oh, your house? Oh, we had to move it because we're gonna throw a big New Years' party at CI7's house! We thought we'd move her house here so that we wouldn't have to move you!"
"Right... Are you gonna put it back when the party's over, CI7?"
No.
"Um... Then who is?"
Nobody. I'm moving in! And so is everyone else!
"What do you mean, 'everyone else?'"
Everyone who's coming that's not from your show!
"What show?"
Erm... I can't find the backspace button!!!!
"Hmm..."
Oh, Kagome, it snowed last night!
"I don't care. Put my house back!"
Nope, sorry, you're living in the US after this party!
"NNOOOO!!!!!"
"What's wrong, Kagome?" Inuyasha walked into the well house.
"Oh, Inuyasha, I have to move to the US where people are overweight and rude!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Seriously, no offense meant towards ANYBODY! That was meant for comedic purposes ONLY, no offense meant!!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Suddenly, a giant green bunny appeared just outside the well house.
"What's that?" asked Inuyasha.
The green bunny turned into ME!! THE AUTHORESS!! Now I can talk with quotation marks!
"Hi, Kagome! I'm the authoress, as you know!" I said cheerfully.
"Um, right... Stop being so cheerful or I'll sic Inuyasha on you!"
Inuyasha growled in approval and flexed his claws while watching me with careful eyes. He was looking for weaknesses. Kagome grabbed his collar. He started towards me, but Kagome's grip kept him from moving any closer. He started barking like a mean junkyard dog!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Did I tell y'all this fic has MAJOR OOC PROBLEMS????? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Later, we were all settled into MY house and I was listing off people I wanted to invite while Kagome wrote them all down. Then Kagome listed people that I wrote down!
Once everyone was listed, I ran off to get Kouga and Kagome got on Inuyasha's back. We were going separate ways to deliver the others' invitations.
I had Kagome's list of people and Kouga. Kouga took me to people's houses and I told them they were invited.
Kagome and Inuyasha had MY list of people and were not doing as well as I had hoped. Inuyasha went to the wrong houses too much.
~
Later, I had finished with Kagome's list. I told Kouga to track down Inuyasha and Kagome so I could see how they've been doing. They weren't even halfway through when I found them, so Kouga and I finished it up.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
OOOOOOHHH!!!!! CLIFFIE!!!!!!
I don't write one-shots unless they're in a COLLECTION of one-shots, like my own "Inuyasha Short Stories and Parodies."
REVIEW!!!!!!!!