Disclaimer:
I do not own Gundam Wing. I don't own the song, "More Beaver" sung by Cledus T.
Judd either. Enjoy! *ducks rotten veggies*
For
the Love of Gundam
Part
1
Written
By BrittanyRae
A noisy audience sat and chatted while
waiting for the show to begin. Finally a teenage girl with curly red hair
walked out on to the stage holding a microphone. All the lights dimmed except
for the spotlight shining on her.
"Hello everyone! I'm glad you all came
tonight. I'm BrittanyRae or as the G-Gang knows me, Cappuccino Women!"
The audience cheered. "Okay! That's
enough. Now as you know I get very angry when Gundam Wing isn't on. So I
invited (okay, okay, forced) the G-Gang to come here tonight and sing some
songs for you as a demonstration of how much we all want Gundam Wing to come
back on. Or you could call this a lame attempt to treat a severe disease I've
developed known as Gundam-Wing-Withdraw, which ever you prefer. First up we
have Trowa Barton singing a parody of Cledus T. Judd's parody of Brad Paisley's
"Me Neither." So sit back relax and enjoy the show!"
This time the audience cheered as
Trowa Barton came out on the stage and "Cappuccino Women" left. Holding the
microphone Trowa began his song:
I'VE BEEN ON DELAY HERE
AND WATCHED TV ALL NIGHT
FLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CHANNELS
BUT CAN'T FIND A THING I LIKE
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FAVORITE SHOW
WHERE IT WENT I'D LIKE KNOW
RIGHT NOW WHAT I NEED MOST IN MY
LIFE
IS GUNDAM WING
OZ AND THE G-BOYS TOO
RELENA PEACECRAFT
NOTHIN' ELSE WILL DO
DEXTER'S LAB IS AWFUL FUNNY
AND DBZ IS KINDA COOL
BUT WHAT I'D REALLY LIKE TO SEE ON
MY TV
IS GUNDAM WING
NOW TOONAMI'S BROUGHT BACK
THOSE GOOD OL' GUNDAMS FROM PAST
MOBLE SUIT AND 8TH MS
ARE IN THE U.S.A. AT LAST
OUTLAW STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
NIGHT
SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN' THAT RHYMES
WITH NIGHT
THE ONLY THING I LIKE MORE THAN
THAT
IS GUNDAM WING
SEE ZECHS AND HEERO FIGHT
WHY HELLO MISS RELENA
QUATRE WINNER'S SO POLITE
I'VE SEEN EVERY EPISODE
A HUNDRED TIMES OR MORE I KNOW
ONE THING YOU CAN'T GET TOO MUCH OF
IN LIFE'S
GUNDAM WING
THAT NEVER HURT NO ONE
I'D BE WATCHIN' IT
IF TOONAMI HAD IT ON
AND EACH NIGHT WHEN I WENT TO BED
I'D TURN THE TV ON IN STEAD
MY FAMILY'LL TELL YOU HOW MUCH I
LOVE
GUNDAM WING
At this point Wufei came out on stage with a microphone,
"Ladies and Gentlemen Duo Maxwell on lead guitar! Smokin'! Bet you
can't play the piano."
At this point Duo began simultaneously playing the piano and guitar. "That's why he's nominated for Most Musical Pilot of the Year!
Talent! I Bet you five dollars you can't play the fiddle!"
Duo began playing the fiddle too. "Uh, would you take three
Fifty? Sorry. Give me that guitar let me show you how it's done!"
Now Wufei was playing the Guitar while duo played
the piano. "Yeah! Back to you Trowa!"
GUNDAM WING
YOU ALL THOUGHT THAT I WAS DONE
GONNA KEEP ON SINGING
I'M HAVIN' TOO MUCH FUN
THIS HERE IS JUST A SILLY SONG
AND I HOPE TOONAMI DON'T TAKE IT
WRONG
DO YOU THINK I'M EVER GONNA GET ME
SOME
ME NEITHER
With that Trowa bowed as the screaming crowed of
Gundam Wing fans cheered. Just then a mob of Tom2 clones came marching in.
"Shoot! Run guys! Meet me
at Concert Location 2! See ya!" yelled Cappuccino Women as she ran for her life
from an angry mob of Toonami Robots…
Author's Note: Okay while running for my life from an angry
mob of Tom2 clones I managed to write down my author's note. I know it's been a
while since I've written anything but hey that doesn't mean I'm calling it
quits! Make sure you read Winds of Revenge. That's all for now! Gotta
run!
~BrittanyRae
