Summary – This is POTC on Crack!
A/N – This is me making fun of retarded plot lines! Laugh and be amazed! lol
Jack on Crack
Part 1 – The Long lost daughter effect
One day, Jack sailed into Tortuga. He didn't realize it, but by having unprotected sex (of which, might I add is a very good thing to do if you aren't going to marry the person) with scarlet, he had a daughter.
He name was Lily Amanda Josephina Hermione Jezebels Sparrow, but, everyone just called her Ace. She looked exactly like Jack in every way, except, she had her mother's green eyes. (she was most glad that her last name wasn't Potter!).
When Jack sailed in, his daughter was celebrating her fifteenth birthday. As a b-day present, Scarlet found Jack and dragged him to the home she had been able to procure for her and Lily Amanda Josephina Hermione Jezebels.
"Jack! This is your daughter!" Scarlet announce with a smirk.
"Are you joking?" Jack asked, perplexed.
"He isn't my da!" Lily yelled.
"Yes he is, now, I am going down the street to the brothel for work. You two had better play nice," Scarlet said and with that she left the house.
For a moment Jack and Lily looked at each other before Jack held out his arms and Lily jumped at him. They hugged for a terribly long moment.
"Da! I love you!" Lily declared.
"I love ye too, sweetheart!" Jack replied with a smile.
In the end they decided to go sailing together, and they all lived happily ever after!