It was a wonderful day. Sun shined on the sky when Mr Cragen started to get prepared for his upcoming vacation. He had spent a quite quiet week in the SVU squad as everything seemed to work perfectly and in tune like a clock.

Olivia and Elliot have been browsing locations in touristic guides while eating donuts of all sies and colors that munch had treated them with for his 93rd birthday. The whole unit decided -as they all wanted to please Munch- to gift him wih an upcoming surprise birthday party and a dreamy vacation to Bermuda Islands (although they knew he might never came back from there). Due to the lack of passengers on the flight, the flight got cancelled so they decided to send him to Ancient Greece and Elefseeneean sacraments that had been the love of his life for long time-some rumors have it that his is the reason why all of his four ex wives demanded a divorce-.

Shortly after Munch arrived at the town of Delphi, he decided to take revenge for a prank Cragen did to him when they were both young and fabulous by offering him cookies with toothpaste filling. He was determined to ask Pythia to contact with godess Athena and ask her for a little favor: he planned to switch places between Barbie in the dreamhouse and Cragen at the prencict,

This way, Cragen after hearing a magic sound like "cling cling" noticed his desk started to turning in every sade of fuchsia and soon his chair started to swirl. Moments later Elliot stabler was spitting his coffee on the freshly mopped floor as he saw his captain ebing more stylish and in fashion than he had ever been. His bald was reolaced by a blonde ponytail that Alexandra Cabot would be awfully jealous of and his nails were better painted than Carrie Bradsaw's had ever been.

But his appearance change wasn't the only change happening on him. Soon enough, the detectives weren't exactly thrilled to find out he was more demandig than ever as to what decorating changes souldn take place in the unit and had been shouting to Huang for a whoole hour as it seemed unbelievable that an Asian didn't know feng sui.

Long story short, his requests moved from places to faces and Olivia and Elliot ended up having re-assingment surgery as he thought that Elliot's light shade of hair would make a perfect female in combination with his blue eyes but he requested that Elliot underwent through lastic surgery to change his nose. As for Olivia, he thought she would make a good 'Ryan' so he signed her up for guitar lessons. Fin didn't have much better luck as Barbie Cragen decided it would make real good to him to send him for a liposuction and for having his breast tattooed with a tattoo that read "I love Barbie Cragen" and assigned him for vocal lessons so he could sing Barbie rap. George was sent to study fashion in Paris and he has now created his own fashion house and appears in fashion events in pink costumes spirngled with glitter from top to bottom and his hair died half white and half purple.

Alex Cabot and Casey Novak certainly felt extremely lucky that Barbie Cragen wasn't their boss. Until Mc Coy and Brunch transformed into my little ponies but that's another story.

Surely, all of you are now wondering what reaction did Munch have when he returned to his job duties. We want to leave you on a cliff hange on purpose as we adduce an advertisement from Cragen himself: Office supplies are to be sold as well as DVDs including lessons reagrding work organization and fashion stylish combinations that every working man or woman should choose to wear in any kind of job. Additionally, we gift you with the newhit that reolaced the monotonus beeping soud that sounded when the phones in the prencict rang: I'm a Barbie man sang by Cragen himself. It is also available on iTunes.

I am a Barbie man, in a Barbie world, life in prencict, is fantastic...