Randicon Shorts

by Right-LeftTurn

So, basically, most of the short stories in this are going to be about episodes, so expect those to be particularly short. Now, the fics won't necessarily be in order, and also won't necessarily be related... at all. Sooo, yeah... enjoy? Oh, also, cover image is NOT mine and the human!Nomicon design is by notnights at deviantART.

1. Raiders of the Lost Nomicon

He abandoned me... for some sort of tech by one of our-I mean his, though still also one of my-enemies!? Oh man, why do I feel so... off? I don't think I've experienced this before. I'm tempted to change forms by now, but then the door opens. Wait, the Bash kid is going to use me as a DOORSTOP!? When-! Oh man; Randy would say schnasty, so, that is SCHNASTY! Huh, the word feels right, but still so foreign. I can't change forms, he's holding me now, and I really wish it was Randy; not that I want to be held... l-like that... no way! Of course, eventually, I'm going to escape... I think?

No, no, no! This is so bad! Randy totally shoobed up! I think that's the word... He had me, and he let... ugh! If he manages to get me back, he is getting a piece of my mind! No, no he isn't... ugh, I don't think I've ever had conflicted... feelings. But that's not what this is! Or... n-no! I've only got three more years with this kid once his freshman school year is over, no way can I become attached! Plus I'm eight hundred years old, and that'd waver things. Not that that could ever happen! Could it...? ARGH! Well, now I'm with Viceroy, he's talking about something, but I'm too busy seeing the Sorceror that I nearly forgot about Viceroy and McFist. They all take a whack at trying to open me, and it hurts! It hurts so... so much, especially with the red stank on the Sorceror's turn. Then Randy... ugh, he's so ridiculous. So... so... c-gah! Why does this keep happening! He does some stupid thing before getting captured. He looked ridiculous. But in a few seconds of torture by red stank, he finally remembers my teachings and, I must admit, looks pretty... bruce. It feels good being in his arms, I mean, instead of attempts to pry me open like that.

I decided to do something when he went in me again... I mean when he, uh, shlooped. Ahem. I threw fish at him when he was climbing the waterfall again. I must admit, it was difficult to keep from laughing at the way he reacted. If I changed to my human form after he gets back, then there'd be a lot of "why didn't you help me"-s. So, I suppose I should wait.