A/N: I have no idea how many random little tidbits I'll actually get around to posting, but I do know that they will not fit into one particular genre. So, at the beginning of each one, I'll mention the genre and characters. And please review! It helps with the updating ;)

Drabble Genre: Humor

Characters: Teresa Lisbon/Patrick Jane

"What is your favorite dessert?"

"I don't care for sweets."

"A dessert is not a 'sweet.' It's the proper way to finish up a meal."

"I don't care for properly finishing up a meal."

"Yes, you do. You wanna know how I know?"

"If I say 'no,' are you still going to tell me?"

"Of course I am."

"Very well."

"Because your grocery list-here-mentions anti-sensitivity toothpaste. Now, there are only two reasons why one would purchase such toothpaste."

"Jane, while I am dying to hear this, I do have better things to do. Like maim the idiot who is responsible for all this damned paperwork."

"You're not going to maim me, are you?"

"Yes. Stop poking your lip out at me."

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"Alright! Why do I want to buy the freaking toothpaste!"

"What, you don't know? Well, as I was saying, there are only two reasons for purchasing aforementioned toothpaste, and one of them is that you have a coupon for it; people can't resist a bargain. The other is that you have sensitive teeth, almost certainly from a cavity or sensitivity sustained from sugar and other food matter damaging your tooth enamel. Oh, or you rarely brush your teeth, and your dentist recommended special toothpaste. And you have beautiful, white teeth-so I'm guessing that's out. So, how about it Lisbon? What's your favorite sugary treat? Ice cream? Chocolate cake?"

"..."

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"Oh, alright. Cherry cream cheese pie."

"Cherry cream cheese pie? I don't believe I've ever had that before. Why do you like it?"

"Because it tastes good...and it's easy to make."

"Really?"

"Sure. You just buy a pie crust, spread some cream cheese in there, and dump cherry pie filling on top."

"You make it sound so appetizing."

"See, that is exactly why I never tell you anything."

"Oh, come on, Lisbon! We're bonding here."

"Get out of my office before I get started on the maiming, Jane."

"Maim away, Lisbon! Anything you want to do to me, I'm up for it."

"..."

"Blushing, again? Do you have some kind of skin disorder?"

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"Jane, how did you get that bruise on your head?"

"It's Lisbon's time of the month, Grace. I'd be wary of flying staplers, if I were you."

"What has Cho always told you, Jane? If you continue to be yourself, you're going to keep getting hurt."

"And if I keep continuing to be myself whilst women are menstruating, I'm going to die. I know." sigh.

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