Le petar was walking home from a nigth of drinking and smokin that dank kush when suddenly... A BOOK FELL OUT OF THE SKY AND PETAR WAS ALL LIKE

whats this

so he picked up but didn't read it he just put it in his pocket he didn't read it cuz he can't read so he started walking again when suddenly... A DEMON POPED OUT OF NO WHERE AND HE WAS ALL LIKE

U touched mah death not its urs now

he said in minionese(puttin it in english for the the ppl who cant speak it) and peter was like

ok lol imnna kill meg with it lol can u help me write?

And ten shimigami was like

no learn to write u idot

and pater was like

no