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Chapter 1- Back at the SGC

SG-1 had just returned from P3X-M34 and was sitting in the infirmary doing their Post-Mission Tests. Colonel Jack O'Neill was, as usual, complaining about skipping this part and 'begging' to be let go. As usual, he did not succeed.

"Doc! Please! I'm fine. Just like every other mission we've been on! Can I just go?"

"Colonel, for the last time, no!"

"He does this every time and every time you tell him no and now he's over there pouting and he's going to come to me later in my lab and say how mean you are and call you a 'Napoleonic Power Monger'!"

"Well, Major, I guess you will have to put up with it for yet another mission!" Doctor Fraiser said with a smile, and then laughed as Major Samantha Carter let out a groan. It was true though. Her CO would always figure out the time that she was busiest and choose then to come and torment her, but, she had to admit (if only to herself) that almost all the time she was too flustered by something and then he would come in, distract her, then leave, and then, after all that, she could figure out what she had been missing.

"DOC!" He yelled, startling Sam out of her reverie.

"No Colonel! For the last time so stop asking!" Janet yelled back. She looked back to Sam and they started to laugh. As Janet continued her check-up they talked about the mission. It had been an over-nighter and Jan was anxious to hear what had happened.

"I tell you it was the funniest thing!" Sam was telling her friend in a low voice. "I went into the bushes to relieve myself and I guess the Colonel did the same and didn't realise that I wasn't in my sleeping bag because just as I was walking back I saw him with his back to me!"

"So… what's so funny about that?"

"He was only in his boxers!" She said, trying to keep her voice low.

"What do you think he's in when I do physicals?"

"Are they tight Homer Simpson boxers?" Sam inquired with a smile.

"Oh I see!" Her friend replied with one of her own.

"Don't say anything to him though! He doesn't know I saw him."

"Scout's honour! Hey, what's thing? How did this get on your back? Does it hurt?"

"Nope. Not even when you poke at it!" Sam grinned as she felt her friend poke at her back.

"Okay. Just making sure! Well, just let me know if it does start to hurt! Other then that, you're free to go!"

"Sure! Thanks."

"Now get out of here so I can annoy the Colonel a little more!"

"Great!" Sam said with a smile and a groan. A few seconds later she heard her CO call out. "Hey! How come you get to leave! Doc!" Sam smiled to herself and left to get a shower and changed.

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