I remember when I was young, being taken through my paces by pilots who barely understood what they were doing. Pulling the levers that they thought made me turn a certain way. They were wrong…my people just didn't have the heart to tell them.
This little boy, so young, stole me. I don't quite know what to think, but really, it could be interesting. I won't take him home, just yet.
It's gone. All gone. Can never go back. At least we have each other.
Many years have passed…I've gotten much older. I was old when he first stole me, but now I'm practically ancient. He doesn't treat me with the respect I've earned…stupid Timelord.
Thinks he can just snap, does he? Well, he'd better be very happy that I like him; otherwise - he'd be out on his…well, must be a proper TARDIS. Cursing is most certainly not in the manual.
I wonder what he's doing out there. Honestly, he always goes out so quick, then comes rushing back, slamming doors, and pounding on my console. Goodness, a girl could get her feelings hurt.
He never brings any one fun around. I mean, yes, he brings companions, but really, the people chasing him always end up throwing things at my casing! Honestly, it's not like I feel pain, but a little courtesy would be nice.
I want Jack back. I mean, yes, he feels funny, but really, he was so much sweeter to me. Really knows how to treat a lady. I got better treatment from him in a day than I have in years from the Doctor…
Donna? Dear, can you hear me? No? Your head's so loud sometimes that it's no surprise you can't hear me. Be safe. The Doctor does so care for his companions.
Hey, hey, hey! No need to get violent, I just tripped. Fifty years shouldn't matter that much! Well, yes, you just missed the war, but at least people won't be shooting at us.
Threaten me, will he? Fine, then. He wants to go to 1949? Well, we're going to 1849. Take that. Wait? How did you find trouble here? Fine, fine, we're taking off!
Doctor? Dear? Would you please listen to me for a minute? DOCTOR! Thank you. That's better. I don't like having to stop in the middle of a trip, but really, several of my systems need recalibrated, and if I don't stop you, you won't fix them. Ew, why did you have to use gum, that's going to take days to dry…
I try to keep my temper, but what can you expect. I've got feelings. You can't expect to abandon me for every adventure you have and not expect me to get a little upset. You wonder why you can't get where you want to go. Yeah, blame the fact that you used to have more pilots. Not True. I never needed them; it's just nice to have some company.
I've always seen my Doctor as someone special. And he is. But he doesn't see it himself. I wish I could make him, but he's so stubborn and doesn't listen. Maybe one day he will.