Day One. The two characters randomly generated: Weiss and Blake.

"Weiss, hold up!" Blake called to her companion as she slipped yet again on the ice.

Weiss grabbed her arm and pulled her up to the very top of the staircase. "Honestly, Blake!" she groaned as she adjusted her scarf. "You're the cat! Aren't you supposed to have feline reflexes or something?!"

Blake shook off the sparse snow that had collected on her winter coat. "Shut up," she grumbled. It was, like, a hundred flights of steps to this ice castle. Anyone could slip at any point.

"Ugh, whatever. Let's just get this over with," Weiss requested as she began to pound on the massive ice door. "Arendelle Homeowner's Inspection Corporation Incorporated!" Weiss called out. "Open up, pal!"

The door slowly opened, but no one was on the other side.

"Wow," Blake muttered out of awe. The place was magnificent, completely made out of ice. An intricate chandelier hung in the center of the massive palace, and the only color was a soft, ice blue. "Hellooo?" she called out, hoping that the homeowner was available.

"Yes?" a timid woman answered, revealing herself on a spiraling staircase and dressed in a bedazzling dress that matched everything else in the palace.

She was wearing too much eyeshadow, but Blake decided to keep that remark to herself.

Weiss practically drooled. "Um," she gasped. "Hi."

The woman offered a meek smile. "Hello, can I help you two?" she asked.

Remembering their task, Weiss abruptly coughed and brought up a clipboard. "Yes, we're here on behalf of the Arendelle Homeowner's Inspection Corporation Incorporated!" she explained.

"We need to check out your home," Blake explained.

The woman nodded. "Well, that's very kind of you, but you're not safe here."

"Oh, so the house isn't structurally sound." Weiss made a mark on the clipboard. "I see."

"What? No." The woman shook her head, faded blonde hair swaying in the cold. "No, I just meant-" she stopped. The two were simply doing their job. Perhaps, if she cooperated, they would leave sooner.

"Uh-huh," Weiss frowned. "Well, shall we get started then?" she asked as she took Blake's hand in her own and dragged the faunus towards the spiraling staircase where the woman stood.

"Very well," the woman sighed as she beckoned they follower her up the staircase. "What do you need to know?"

Weiss and Blake carefully proceeded up the stairs. "Well, these stairs, ma'am." Weiss grumbled as she clung to the railing for dear life, "They seem to be made of ice."

The woman sighed. "How very observant of you."

"Well, that's not safe, ma'AAAM!" Weiss shrieked as Blake slipped, and the two went tumbling down to the bottom.

The woman simply observed as Weiss frantically tried to get to her feet, but her heavy winter layers were weighing her down.

Blake simply lay on her back, already accepting her fate. She never was that good at ice skating anyway.

Weiss found peace in simply sitting on her cold, bruised butt. "Okay, how about we just ask you the questions, and then we can be on our merry way?"

The woman nodded.

"Okay," Weiss sighed as she fumbled for another pen.

Blake simply took the clipboard into her own possession, clicking a red ink pen as she smirked. "Are you hooked up to the city's utilities?"

The woman stared. "We're at the top of a mountain," she reminded the two.

Blake made an X on the paper. "Okay, what's the mortgage on this place?"

The woman rolled her eyes. "I built it myself."

Weiss groaned. "Suuure you did. What about property tax? Are you paying property tax on this land?"

The woman gawked. "Are you two deaf? We're at the top of a mountain!"

Blake sighed, marking another X. "Can this place withstand an earthquake?"

The woman's patience was running thin. "How should I know?"

Blake observed the lack of supports for that staircase. She went ahead and just marked an X.

This place was going to be foreclosed by the end of the week. Weiss sighed. "Okay, there's just one more question."

The woman smiled. At last, she could have the solitude she so desperately desired.

"Aren't you using just a taaad too much eye shadow?"

The room's temperature plummeted.

"I think you made her mad," Blake whispered as she slowly pushed herself towards the door.

With a twirl of her fingers, the woman summoned a giant snow golem.

Said snow golem promptly removed the two from the palace.

Blake removed her head from the snow. "What a way to end the first day on the job," she thoughtfully remarked as Weiss angrily started scraping snow off herself.

"Hey!" a sudden, chipper woman called to them.

The two looked up to see a girl with red hair and freckles approaching them with a blonde man, a reindeer, and a midget snowman in pursuit.

"Hey," she called again. "Did you two meet a-"

"YEP." the two immediately answered.

"Oh, cool!" the other girl smiled as she asked, "Was she in a good moo-"

"NOPE." they answered as they started making their way down the mountain.

Everyone looked to the castle as the snow golem emerged and bellowed, "NO SOLICITIIING!"

Blake and Weiss were gone before the thing could even finish the sentence.

"The insurance never bothered me anyway!" Weiss screamed as they tumbled back down the mountain.