Disclaimer: I own no one or nothing in this story, except Worst Buy which is a parody of Best Buy, a store I don't own. If I create someone or something in a later chapter, I'll have a disclaimer for that chapter, too.

I hope you all enjoy this story. I tried my hardest to make a good story.

The Quest for Mario

Where's Mario?

It is a nice sunny day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Everyone was either playing a game or having fun with something else. Luigi and Mario were inside watching TV.

"I love this show!" Luigi exclaimed.

"Yeah!" Mario agreed.

The TV has been on for 60 straight hours on the wrestling channel. Mario and Luigi have spent Wednesday, Thursday and half their Friday watching the wrestling channel nonstop. The TV just couldn't take anymore! It finally let out and broke.

"Hey! What the hell happened to the wrestling channel?" Luigi asked.

"It might have broken," Mario said.

"Hey, Mario, check the other televisions in our house to see if it wasn't a blackout."

"Alright."

Mario went upstairs. He used the remote to turn on the other TV. It worked.

"The other televisions work fine!" Mario yelled to Luigi.

"Okay, I'm gonna check the wires!" Luigi yelled back.

Luigi checked the wires. They were busted and broken in half. Mario came downstairs without Luigi hearing or looking.

"The wires are all crappy!" Luigi yelled to Mario.

"I'm right behind you!" Mario yelled.

"Oh, Mario. How nice to see you," Luigi said, legs shivering.

"Listen, Luigi, I'm going to buy the TV new wires. I want you to stay here and watch the TV to see if it doesn't turn back on. I should be back in an hour. If I'm not, I'm probably at another store because Worst Buy didn't have the wires. Okay?" Mario explained.

"Okay," Luigi said.

I have no idea what he just said. I was listening to a cool song in my head when he was talking, Luigi thought.

Mario left. Luigi went into the kitchen to make himself lunch. He was making spaghetti with extra meatballs. He accidentally left the spaghetti in the microwave for 3 minutes when he was supposed to leave it in for 2. He touched it and burned his hand.

"Damn! That's hot! Better put these on," he said, putting on oven mitts for his hands, "the meatballs are almost ready! Where did Mario go, anyway? I forgot…oh, yeah! Worst Buy!"

DING! The meatballs were ready. He grabbed the meatballs.

"Ah-hah! You crap-looking balls didn't fool me! I got oven mitts on!"

Luigi went into the living room to eat and watch TV. He grabbed the remote to turn on the TV. It didn't work.

"Damn! What the hell does a guy have to do to get to watch TV around he…oh yeah! It doesn't work! Dopey me!" Luigi yelled, "I guess I'll just eat with this portable DVD player, then." He turned on a DVD.

He watched the comedy and ate his lunch. He choked from laughing while eating. He swallowed his food down with a glass of water.

"That's better," he said.

He changed the DVD he was watching to a horror and ate his food.

"The only thing that sucks about a portable DVD player is that you can't play video games!" Luigi said to himself. He saw a rat. He squashed it with his dish when he finished his meal.

"Oh, yeah! Great spaghetti!" he said, "and the meatballs, heaven on a dish! Damn rat over here decided to come and I guess he wanted to be smushed by me! Heh heh heh!"

Luigi went upstairs to go grab his CD player so he could go downstairs and jam to his music while staring at the TV. He put on his "Favorite Raps by Luigi" CD he made on his computer by putting all his favorite rap songs onto a CD. There are 20 songs the equal 1 hour and 17 minutes. He would've put another rap song on there (blank CDs can hold 1 hour 20 minutes on them) but he had no rap songs left that were less than 4 minutes. He had put all the short rap songs on there already.

"Yeah! Boom-boom-ba-choom-boom-boom-ba-choom!" he said wording the beat to his #1 favorite rap song: You're Weird by Mario's band, The Mario Rapios, he started to sing, "you're weird! You're weird! You're weird!"

Unfortunately, the batteries ran out of juice.

"Damn it!" Luigi said, "now what can I do to have fun? Where's Mario?"

Just then, Luigi got a letter from Bowser.

"Your brother was wandering in Worst Buy looking for wires when I captured him! If you want him, you have to find him! I recently built a new castle with impenetrable walls that can only be unlocked if you go through lands and come out alive! Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Luigi read.

"Mail call from a Mr. Bowser Koopa!" the Mail Koopa yelled from outside.

Luigi read that letter, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Oh no! Mario!" Luigi said to himself, "I've got to save him, but I'll need help!"

TO BE CONTINUED…