It was the middle of the night when I decided to call Little Caesars and order an extra large deep dish pan pepperoni pizza for only $7.99. I told the wonderful pizza guy that my name is Josh and that if the pizza isn't at my house in 15 minutes that I won't pay them. Surprisingly it only took them 5 minutes to deliver the pizza to my apartment. I grabbed my wallet, pulled out my cash, not paying attention to the person who was handing me the pizza I desired so much. I looked up to give him the money when I realized how hot the pizza guy was! I looked at his name tag and saw that his name Chris. I fell for him straight away. I got turned on just looking at him! Damn I wanted to fuck him so hard in the ass! I figured he was straight just because no man as perfect as him could be gay. MAN! WAS I WRONG! He looked at me right in the eyes and told me how hot I am. That mad me even harder. I grabbed his shirt collar and pulled him into my apartment. "I have a friend than can join us" I said. "Fuck, yes" Chris said full of lust. So I called my friend Ronny and told him that I wan't to have a three way with him, and of course, horny Ronny said "yes". I was jumping up and down with excitement for having my first ever three way with all guys! Chris and I watched Sex In The City while waiting for Ronny to show up. When he did we started straight away. We all took our clothes off and made each others penises happy. Chris was getting it in from Ronny and putting it into myself. Our penises were so fucking happy that we did this for 13 hours straight. Somewhere around the 6 hour mark a dwarf charged into our room. He had no clothes on and his penis was so fucking happy. He explained to us that he had been watching since the beginning. We asked if he wanted to join and he said "Of course hooks". So the dwarf hopped onto someones very happy penis but to him it looked like a missile. It must have been Josh's penis because he is the only one with a penis larger than 4 inches as Josh's is 9 inches. So the dwarf happily bounced on Josh's happy penis while sucking his own super happy penis off. Turns out a dwarfs cum is golden and makes you live longer by 10 years exactly. When we finished and the dwarf came, we put our clothes on and decided to go to Wet N Wild because we were already "wet n wild". When we got there we found out that it wasn't open on Saturdays so we went back to the car. On the way there a man dressed in all black (and a pink spot where his penis is) got out of his car with a pistol of some kind and shot the dwarf, Chris, and Ronny. He didn't shoot me because I am bisexual and he only shoots fags. We kissed for 2 hours without getting a breathe for air when we both died of lack of oxygen.