This is a Harry Potter/ Naruto crossover!
This is also a Fem!Naruto story!
It has a high possibility of OOC, and if you cannot or will not deal with any of the things listed about, I suggest you hit that little back arrow or close out your screen.
There will be NO Lemons! I refuse to write them, but if enough people want one (I'm talking over 100 of you, at least), then I might try and find someone that was willing to write one.
I also Do Not Own Naruto! I see no reason for any of us to say this, because of we did, we wouldn't be writing on FanFiction anyways.
On with the story!
Naruko was currently working out on the old Team 7 training grounds. Her crimson hair, like her mother's, was pulled back into high twin pigtails. They swung around as she turned to kick at the stump she was beating her fists against. Her crystal blue eyes narrowed in concentration as she continued her assault on the defenseless stump.
The sun was blistering over her head, and Naruko paused to wipe the sweat that had dripped into her eyes. Her outfit wasn't the most practical for the heat in some ways, but she knew she had to be cooler than either Lee or Gai, heck, even Kakashi who was dressed head to toe in black.
Naruko supposed that her outfit had something to do with being basically raised around Anko, but she found it to be quite decent compared to her mentor's outfits. She wore black leather pants that clung to her every curve that had seals on the inside that made them resistant to many things, sweat included. She also wore the same type of medical ninja boots that Sakura wore. They were closed toe and had a two inch spiked heel on them, also completely black. Truth be told, these boots actually did belong to Sakura, but when Naruko had busted down Sakura's door one day, and Sakura had chucked them at the redheads face, Naruko decided that she would keep them.
For her top…well, it wasn't much of a top. She wore white chest bindings that completely covered her chest and continued to cover her ribs and stomach until the bindings disappeared under the hem of her pants. She also wore a long sleeved fishnet shirt on top of it that was reinforced with ninja wire to stop kunai and shuriken that hit her chest.
She also wore the red and black flamed short sleeved Sage Cloak that the Toads gave her. It fluttered around her legs as she turned to look up at the sun that scorched down on her.
Giving a goofy grin, she spread her arms and fell back against the grass. Closing her eyes in relaxation, she interlaced her fingers behind her head. Somewhere on the other side of the village, she could hear Lee and Gai yelling about youth.
'Troublesome… Good lord, I sound like Shika!'
Shaking her head, she was about to drift off into a light sleep when she heard someone coughed from beside her. Blinking open her eyes, she squinted up at the person before smiling.
"Oh, hey Kakashi! What are you doing out here?"
The first of her perverted male senseis stood beside her, his porn book tucked safely in his hand and out of her reach. She pouted. It seemed he still didn't trust her around them, since last time he read them in front of the team, both her and Sakura hid them around the village.
"Tsunade wanted to speak with you, something about a long term mission?"
The last part of the sentence was ended in a question, which puzzled Naruko, since Kakashi seemed to know everything before her.
Naruko stood up and dusted off her pants and coat, "Alright I'll head over there now. Thanks Kakashi."
"Oh, Naruko?"
Naruko turned back to him and cocked her head to the side in question.
"You might want to hurry. Tsunade told me over two hours ago to come and find you."
He ended the sentence with one of his famous eye smiles when he saw Naruko pale and dash off towards the tower.
"Fuck you, Kakashi!"
End
"You're late."
Naruko panted as she stood in Tsunade's office. She barely noticed that Jiraiya was leaning against one of the windows on the left wall.
"Kakashi… Just told… Didn't know… Sorry!"
Tsunade rolled her eyes, "I should have expected this to happen when I asked him to retrieve you. Doesn't matter really."
By this time, Naruko had gained her breath back and waved over at Jiraiya, who waved back to her.
"Hey Pervy Sage! What are you doing here?"
Jiraiya opened his mouth to explain, but Tsunade cut him off.
"He's here to help me explain the mission to you. It's a little….different than the rest of your previous missions."
Realizing that this was a serious topic, Naruko sat down in one of the chairs in front of the desk.
Tsunade sighed, "Let me be clear. I've already assigned you to this mission, and the client has already paid me, so you cannot back out now. Technically speaking, you have 3 months before your mission starts, but you will be leaving tomorrow night so that you can get…accustomed to their ways of life."
Naruko raised a red eyebrow, " 'their way of life?' "
Tsunade looked over at Jiraiya, who took over for her.
"Look kid, this isn't going to make sense at first, so bear with me for a little bit, okay?"
Naruko nodded and waited for him to begin.
"As you probably know, there is a barrier that surrounds the border of the entire Elemental Continents. It's what keeps us separated from what's known as 'The Outside'. Do you follow so far?"
When Naruko nodded again, he continued.
"Recently, Tsunade was contacted by someone who claimed to be from The Outside. This person needed someone's help back in their country."
"Me."
It wasn't a question that needed to be answered, since Naruko knew where this was going, but Jiraiya nodded anyways.
"Not specifically you, but yes, basically. Tsunade chose you for this mission, and this is where it gets….different."
He sighed, "You're going to have to have a history lesson of the place later, but in short, there are some people in The Outside that can use something called Magic. They are called Wizards and Witches, and they can do similar things to what we ninjas can do."
"The man that came to Tsunade is called Dumbledore, Albus, and he is hiring you to be a teacher at his school."
Naruko's eyes widened and was about to protest when he held up his hand.
"I understand you don't know anything about this world, Naruko, but you won't be teaching them any of that. He described your position as a Physical Education professor. Think of yourself like a Jounin Sensei. These kids can't use Chakra, and Magic apparently can't be used as a substitute for it, so you would stick to the basic academy workouts. Running, stretches, pushups and the like."
Naruko's nose was scrunched up in distaste, "Baa-chan, why the hell would you think that I'd make a good teacher? And how old are these kids anyways? Don't tell me I'd be training toddlers, cause Asuma and Kurenai barely trust me with their kid!"
Tsunade rolled her eyes at Naruko's dramatic behavior, "Quit your whining, brat. They're from 12 to 18 years old, you'll be fine. Now,"
Tsunade removed a manila folder from the top of her desk and handed it to Naruko.
"This folder is the information about what you'll be doing there. Take it home, read it, and come back tomorrow around 5pm with anything that you need to bring with you. Dumbledore-san will be here to pick you up then."
Naruko quickly looked through the folder, "Why so late?"
Tsunade shrugged, "Apparently there's a time difference between here and The Outside."
Naruko nodded and stood from her seat, manila folder tucked securely under her arms. Bidding the couple goodbye, she flashed out of the office and into her home, only to find Kisame sitting at her dining room table drinking sake that wasn't hers.
She blinked, "Kisame, what the hell?"
He looked over at her and chuckled, "Itachi wouldn't let me drink in the compound, and Hidan was bugging the shit out of me, so I decided to come here."
Naruko rolled her eyes and smacked him on top of the head with the manila folder as she passed behind him to head up the stairs to her room.
Halfway up the stairs, she turned and called to him over her shoulder, "Just don't get sake stains on my floor again, and if any of the other guys come over, tell them I'm not here!"
"Got it, Naru!"
Entering into her bedroom, Naruko jumped onto her plush bed. Bouncing slightly, she settled cross legged on her comforter and opened the folder. She spread out the contents in front of her, which were a few sheets of old parchment paper that had elegant script written on them. Picking up the closest one, she scanned through it.
"Professor… P.E. … Hogwarts….. all grades….. mandatory class….. living at school…seven years…. Wait, seven years?! Fuck my life…."
Picking up the second sheet, she scanned through it and realized that it explained more in detail about her job, which she was going to get paid a teacher's salary, which was never much. She quickly decided that she would bring her savings with her, just in case. Or stop by a casino and use her 'uncanny luck' as Tsunade had called it to win a few jackpots.
The final sheet of paper explained that she would be using the next 3 months to learn all that she could about the new world and basically everything that Tsunade already told her.
Putting the papers back into the folder, Naruko sat a moment and thought to herself before jumping off the bed and going to her closet. Pulling out a large sealing scroll, she unrolled it on her bed and cracked her fingers before turning to her closet.
"Let's do this!"
Finally, after two hours of packing everything she thought she might need during her seven year mission, Naruko now sat on the floor next to a large, fully stuffed sealing scroll. After she had sealed everything away, the scroll was now the size of the toad summoning scroll she had used to carry.
'Speaking of which…'
Naruko got up from the floor and went back into her closet, only to appear a moment later with the previously mentioned Summoning Scroll in her arms.
'Ma, Pa, and Pervy Sage would have my neck if I left this here.'
Setting in down next to the other scroll on the floor, she took a glance around her room before her sight landed on the stuffed toad plushy that Jiraiya gave her for her 12th birthday. It looked exactly like Gamakichi, with its orange skin, navy markings, and blue jacket. She had later given the stuffed replica a fake cigarette and a tanto now that the real version had gained them. Deciding to take it with her as well, she snatched it from her bed and sealed it into the sealing scroll.
Glancing out her bedroom window, Naruko noticed the sun had started to set on the horizon. She cursed.
"Shit! I meant to go ask Lee if he had any weights I could bring with me!"
Throwing open her bedroom window, Naruko leapt up onto the windowsill and jumped onto the next rooftop towards Lee's apartment.
"Hopefully he's not too busy right now."
On File Information...
Naruko Uzumaki
Age: 24
Marital status: Single
Sex: Female
Height: 6 foot
Weight: 145lbs
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Blue
Expertise: Taijutsu, Ninjutsu, and Sealing
Summoning: Toads
Previous Occupations:
Genin? Yes
Chunin? Yes
Jounin? Yes
ANBU? Yes
Sennin? Yes- Current Occupation
Hokage? No
Trained Under the Tutelage of:
Mitarashi Anko: Age 4 to Age 11 (trained in stealth and espionage)
Maito Gai: Age 8 to Age 11 (trained in Taijutsu)
Hatake Kakashi: Age 11 to Age 13 (trained in teamwork and some Chakra Control)
Sennin Jiraiya of the Toads: Age 14 to Age 17 (trained in Chakra Control, Sealing, and Ninjutsu)
The war, which Naruko ended, had put a halt to her training for two years.
Bee (Eight-tails Jinchuuriki): Age 19 to Age 21 (trained in the Jinchuuriki Cloak and usage of Biju Chakra)
What has happened so far…
Sasuke was killed (end of story. Period! He is not coming back to life, sorry folks. Duck ass is staying 6 feet under for good.)
Jiraiya never died (YAY! I've always loved him, cause, ya know, he's boss.), but he lost one of his arms in the fight with Pein.)
Before the war could really kick off, certain events that the author will not disclose (for now) had made the Akatsuki (Tobi, Konan, Itachi, Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu, and Deidara) team up with Konoha. They are now loyal Konoha Shinobi.
Tsunade is still Hokage.
Danzo (the fucktard) is deader than a doornail. (Feel free to send me ideas of how he was killed. If I like it, I'll slip it into the story)
Madara and Tobi were two different people.
Madara is dead, Naruko killed him.
Pein is dead (sorry again folks, and though I love him, he had to die for this story to work)
Sasori is dead (He still was the first to die, b/c of Sakura and Chiyo)
Orochimaru is also dead. (Good riddance to bad rubbish)
Kabuto was really a spy for Konoha (completely loyal to Konoha), and returned to Konoha after Orochimaru was killed. He's now considered a poison master and works in the IT building with Anko and Ibiki.
Asuma never died, and him and Kurenai now have a 4 year old son.
Pairings! (May or may not actually show up in the story, but I thought you might want to know):
Ino x Choji
Hinata x Kiba
Tenten x Neji
Asuma x Kurenai
Kakashi x Iruka (Scarecrow x Dolphin! Eep! –fangirl-)
Tsunade x Jiraiya
Sakura x Hidan or Sakura x Kabuto
Lee x OC (medic ninja)
Shikamaru x Temari