Summery: A remake of Sirius's trial with Judge Trudy as the Judge, and with DANCING LOBSTERS.
Disclaimer: I own only the weird things that have absolutely no relation to Judge Trudy or Harry Potter.
Dedications: To my friends who brought up this thought of doing this weird and insane thing to do!
In the big- court- sentencing- room- place- court room place- thingy.
Today's court: Did Sirius betray the Potters? And man do I need a cat scan.
Everyone was wearing robes and was sitting at benches a couch sitting in the middle of the room (don't ask me why I personally think sitting on a couch would be more comfortable than sitting on stone.)
The doors open and in walk Sirius with two Dancing Lobsters holding his hand and skipping.
"Why do you have to skip?" asks Sirius.
"------------" (Gee I don't know what a dancing lobster sounds like)
"O.K." said Sirius.
They walk (He-hem) skip over to the couch in the middle of the room. Then from the other side of the room the bailiff comes in and says "All rise for Judge Trudy!" (Maybe that's considered as shouting but oh well!)
"Yes, yes, yes, pack your bulging rumps" said Judge Trudy coming in and sitting at her stand thingy while everyone in the jury does the same.
Sirius sits down and cherry licorice springs out from the couch and ties loosely around his wrists, chest, waist, feet, legs, and most importantly mouth.
"Now, how do you plead giddy or not giddy?" said Judge Trudy.
After Sirius chews the licorice that is covering his mouth he says "why is candy rope tying me to a couch?"
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Squeak! (Don't ask me why)
Judge Trudy was now furiously banging a mallet on the table and a squeaky toy.
"But I can chew my way out!" said Sirius
"Shut up!" said Judge Trudy.
"But this isn't how it's done in a real court! And you're just a child!"
"She said shut up you" said the bailiff sassily.
"No!" said Sirius.
"Yes!" said Judge Trudy.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Ha!" Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Squeak! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Squeak!
"Now" said Judge Trudy. "How do you plead giddy or not giddy?"
"Not guilty," said Sirius.
"That's not what I asked you! Giddy!" said Judge Trudy. "Ha!"
"Ha! What? You didn't even do the trial and get witnesses up here! Heck! I doubt you even know what I've been accused of doing!"
"Yapping your mouth uncontrollably" said Judge Trudy. "Now shut up!"
"But—"
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Squeak! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Squeak! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Squeak!
"But what about the case?" asked Sirius.
"Fine, bring in the witness," said Judge Trudy.
Two kids walk in and sit at a char that was placed next to the Judges stand.
"So, what happened," asked Judge Trudy.
"Well out on the street I saw him" said one kid with brown hair nodding at Sirius, "take out his wand and blast the street apart."
"And did he have a hamburger?"
"No, why?" the kid said.
"I'm hungry, now shut your yap!"
"Now did you," said Judge Trudy pointing her hammer thingy at Sirius "betray the Potters, kill thirteen muggles, a wizard, and a French-fry?"
"What a French-fry?" said Sirius.
"See he admits it! Case Closed Sirius is found giddy and guilty of murdering a French-fry and is sentenced to a year tied to a smelly, imaginary hobo," Bang! "Bring out the dancen' lobsters!"
"-------------------------------------------" dancing lobsters dancing "----------------------------------------------------------------------------"
(A/N) If you want like a Dursley trial review! Or if you have your own opinion of what a new trial should be tell me and I will except flames. So REVIEW!