"Ugh. Carlos! That feels so fucking good! Don't stop!"

I rolled my eyes as I listened to the sex addicted couple have hardcore sex in the room next to mine. I dearly loved my friends but seriously? Did they really have to have sex every day? And they were like so loud! Sometimes I wouldn't even be able to get an hour of sleep because they just never quit. Carlos and Logan had liked each other for the longest time and I was so happy that they both finally got the balls to tell each other but sometimes they were just a little too much. I was trying to finish the book that I had been wanting to read for months and I hadn't been able to concentrate for hours because of my best friends getting it on the other side of the wall. They had been driving me crazy all day with their dirty talk and their mushy love life. They kind of took everything a little too far. They have been dating for about 2 months now. Shouldn't they be done with all of that yucky puppy dog love? I mean they gave each other pet names! Pet names! Nobody does that anymore! It's like the corniest thing that anyone could do in this decade! Every time I heard them say something all lovey dovey to each other I would roll my eyes and look at them like they were completely ridiculous. And every time they would say, "Oh James, don't be that way. You're just jealous because you haven't found that special someone yet. Don't worry though. Your time will come." And they would smile at me like I was pathetic. I hated when they did that. It made me feel pathetic that they really thought I was the pathetic one. I didn't need a boyfriend to feel good about myself. I knew I was sexy damn it! I'm James David Maslow! I could get anyone that I wanted when I wanted. Well anyone but a certain someone that I definitely do NOT have a crush on at all.

I sighed when I heard banging against the wall again. I fell backwards onto my bed on my back and grabbed a pillow to cover my head so it would make some of the noise go away. I groaned and started screaming into my pillow so nobody else could hear then I felt someone touch my arm. I got scared and punched them pretty damn hard. Then I heard them fall to the floor and moan. I ripped the pillow from my head and leaned over to see who I had assaulted. I blushed and my eyes got wide when I saw that Kendall was lying on the floor holding not his gut but his junk. I flinched knowing what that must have felt like. I felt so bad and I quickly slid off of my bed and on to the floor next to him to make sure that he was ok.

I touched his shoulder and said, "Oh my god Kendall. I am so sorry. I really didn't mean to do that. You scared me and thought you were someone that wasn't you. Like a robber or something and I really didn't-" His hand came up to my mouth and stopped me from talking.

He groaned, "If I move my hand will you stop apologizing?" I slowly nodded my head yes wondering if I really wanted him to move his hand.

It was really smooth and it smelled so nice. I could leave his hand there for the rest of my life. I mean he was so gentle and per- What the hell am I talking about? I don't like Kendall! Snap out of it James! He doesn't like you so why should you like him back? Why do you waste your time? You guys are friends. Not boyfriends. I snapped back to reality and Kendall was standing above me with his hand out to help me up.

I grabbed it and he said, "Could you please never do that again? And if you do make sure you're watching where you're aiming."

I put my head down and replied, "I'm sorry…"

He screamed, "No! You promised no more apologizing!" His hand flew back to my mouth and I just stared at him giving me his oh so famous smirk.

I loved that evil little smile. It was so adorable and it made me want to have my way with him. I pictured me pushing him up against the wall and ripping all of his clothes off. Licking my way down his body and making him moan in pleasure when I hit his spot. I shook my head and got out of my little sexy day dream. I was getting as bad as Carlos and Logan were and I didn't even have anybody to have sex with! When I finally thought about how Kendall was in front of me and I was imagining us having hardcore sex I realized that his hand was still there and he was giving me a look of confusion. He started laughing and I had no idea what was going on.

He finally said, "James…umm…I think you've got a little issue going on there." He laughed and his eyes went down to my pants. I didn't need to look down to know what he was talking about and I blushed beat red. My face got really hot and I started sweating like I was in a fire pit.

He still hadn't moved his hand and I think he was going to keep it there for a while. I grabbed his arm to move his hand but it didn't budge. He threw me against the wall and seductively said, "So. You want me? You wanna have your way with me?"

I gulped and thought god yes! I want you so badly! Please let me fuck you! You make me so hard!

After a moment of silence he asked, "What's wrong? You don't know the answer?" He leaned in closer to me and whispered in my ear, "Let me help you figure it out." He took his hand off of my mouth and moved it to the back of my head tangling his fingers in my hair and pulling it hard.

I let out a quiet moan and felt my pants get slightly tighter. "Is that all you got in you James? I'm sure you have more than that." He pulled my hair once again making my head fly back and he kissed my neck forcefully. I wanted to tell him that we shouldn't do this because we weren't dating or anything but it felt so good that I couldn't stop him. He made me feel so good. He bit down hard on my neck and I let out a loud moan that I just couldn't hold in anymore.

He whispered, "There you go. I knew you had more in you." He put one of his hands behind my neck and one under my shirt rubbing my abs. He slowly slipped my shirt off and started to kiss down my body until he got to my jeans. He started to trace my abs with his tongue and I got harder. He noticed and unbuttoned my jeans. He was pulling them down and kept kissing my clothed erection. My jeans were at my ankles and I didn't want him to ever stop. He bit the inside of my thigh and I moaned louder than I had before.

He gave me his smirk which turned me on more than before and now I was just about ready to cum all over his sexy face. "I think I found the spot."

He grabbed my boxers and began to pull them down when I heard the door open and someone say, "We're going out to lunch. You guys wanna co-"

Carlos stood in the doorway staring at us in disbelief. His eyes were wide with shock and I thought he was going to pass out. He looked down at Kendall on the floor on his knees and then looked over at my clothed erection. I blushed and unsuccessfully pulled up my pants to hide my hard on.

He slowly backed out of the room and said, "I'm gonna go now…umm…be safe." He shut the door and I felt like I couldn't move. I couldn't believe that just happened. Carlos saw me and Kendall sort of almost having oral sex! Oh my god. What if Ms. Knight found out? She would kill me! Kendall stood up and grabbed my chin.

He kissed me lightly and said, "Put some ice on that. It's time for lunch." He walked out of the room and I stood there for a minute in shock wondering what the hell was going on.