Ciaossu! You guys must be thinking I'm writing too many stories at a time, huh? Well, as much as it doesn't look like it, this diary belongs to Hibari. He's definitely the type to write short entries, no? Threw in some D18. Hope this fanfiction will interest someone out there. Please review~

Disclaimer: I don't own KHR

Credits to getmearabbit

Diary of a Carnivore: January

3rd of January 2008

… I can't believe I agreed to write in a diary. Oh god…

I'm just writing in this because the infant promised me a battle after I write in this diary for a year, you hear me?! I'm not interested in such things. I only want the battle. Yes, the battle.

Don't expect me to start an entry with "Dear Diary" or any other crap either.

Hn… I wonder what the disciplinary committee would think if they saw that I'm writing in a diary.

That settles it. I'm no longer calling this… this… thing a diary anymore. I suppose agenda would be a much better word. Yes, agenda would be good. I must keep my reputation as the leader of the disciplinary committee. I can't have them thinking I'm acting just like a wimpy girl who loves Barbie dolls and still writes in diaries. Ugh.

5th of January 2008

I see some delinquents skipping school. I need to bite those herbivores to death now. I hope their filthy blood doesn't get on my tonfas, it's really hard to clean. But I definitely do hope one of them lands in the hospital.

9th of January 2008

Oh thank god the bucking horse is gone. I don't get why he needs to visit me every week. He should just leave me alone. He's always so busy with his mafia work, why does he even bother rushing here to bother me? N-not that I care if he visits me or not…

10th of January 2008

I do admit there's something wrong with my heart ever since I met the bucking horse. It's been beating non-stop every time I see him. I probably bit too little herbivores to death. Well, that said, it's almost 3pm. I'm going to ask Kusakabe if he saw any students loitering around in the hall. I really need to increase the number of herbivores landing in the hospital.

16th of January 2008

I feel very much satisfied with the increasing rate of herbivores being bitten to death by me. Although I did hear some fangirl shrieks while I was doing that. I must be hearing things.

18th of January 2008

So I heard the number "18" represents me. I've decided that every 18th of the month is MY day. Hn, this will be interesting.

21st of January 2008

The bucking horse visited me today again. Why does he NOT understand that I have absolutely no need for a mentor? Oh, I hate his guts too. He's the only one who dares to act as if we're really close. WHICH IS NOT TRUE. I mean, maybe I do want to get to know him better but… Wait, what am I writing now? My head's getting messed up. I need to bite people to death to clear my thoughts. NOW.

22nd of January 2008

I saw the bucking horse talking to those herbivores at school just now. Since he's always so busy, shouldn't he be doing his paperwork instead? What a waste of time. Ah, look. He tripped on his shoes again. Sometimes, I find it hard to believe he's actually a mafia boss.

28th of January 2008

Feels so much better with the bucking horse back in Italy. I'm getting irritated though. Why are there no herbivores to bite to death today? Guess I'll take a short nap. Wait... Did I just see a flash of pineapple-like hair? Better go check it out.

31st of January 2008

Hn. Last day of January. Bit 156 people to death this month. Not bad I suppose. Come to think of it, the bucking horse's birthday is coming soon. Should I get something for him? On a second thought, NO.