THE BALLAD OF SIR LANCELOT
Sung to the tune of The Ballad of Blackadder
From far and wide a rider soars,
Two mighty blades flash from his back,
He rides undaunted into war,
His enemies he will cut no slack.
Lancelot, Lancelot,
A suave and charming knight,
Lancelot, Lancelot,
Will not lose any fight!
His swords are swift and deadly blades,
His swords will slice apart his foe.
His horse is a deep chocolate shade,
His horse will charge and never slow.
Lancelot, Lancelot,
By Saxons he is feared,
Lancelot, Lancelot,
He has a little beard.
He fought the Saxons when they hit,
Attempting to destroy Camelot.
Lancelot dueled with Cynric,
But in the process he was shot.
Lancelot, Lancelot,
Before death threw his sword,
Lancelot, Lancelot,
And Cynric was gored.
Lancelot, Lancelot,
He never should have died,
Lancelot, Lancelot,
The writers must have lied!
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I dunno if that one is as good as my others...what do you think?