I don't own kung fu panda

And incase anyone is wondering why all my fics so far all have crane in them the answer is I don't know but he is honestly not my fav in fact tigress is. This is just something I made when I was bored so it might be a little stupid and random, but I don't care that's what makes this one funny (just so you know I'm not insulting the crane/tigress pairing just because this is a comedy) I am not the biggest fan of this pairing but that doesn't mean I cant still write it .. also I have no problem with it, in my mind it could actually work out but its not at the top of my favorites list in fact po/tigress is so without further a do I will stop rambling about insignificant things and get on with the story (therefore letting you get on with your life)

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One day everyone who was an inhabitant of the jade palace was on a mission except for Crane and Tigress. They were both in the training room at the time and neither of them knew about the random day they were about to have.

"hey Tigress, you seem to be working pretty hard over there" Crane said while stopping his training to talk to her.

"yea so" Tigress replied in a sort of bitchy tone.

"nothing " Crane said casually.

Then Crane saw Tigress getting off the equipment and went to help her, taking her paw in his hand he said "here let me help you off" only earning a whack in the head, as Tigress left the training room.

Following her out Crane called after her "hey Tigress!, I'm bored, wanna hang with me?"

"why should I" came the reply of Tigress.

"because … I'm bored …. And kinda want you in your bed so I can play doctor on you" Crane said earning another, harder, whack on the head, once again he fell to the ground and Tigress walked away.

As Crane picked himself up he went to find Tigress, when he spotted her at the sacred peach tree of heavenly wisdom, walking up to her, before he could say a single thing she asked "what do you want now!?"

"nothing!, just wanted to see what you where doing"

"standing" came the reply of a very pissed off Tigress.

"oh" Crane said looking at the ground.

Tigress then realized that even though he had been hitting on her all day she still didn't have to hurt his feelings, so she walked up to him and gave him a hug.

Crane took advantage of the situation and squeezed her but as a joke, getting a slap twice across the face.

Laughing his face off he pushed Tigress to the ground and got on top of her, giving her a as he called it "sexyfying" look.

Tigress looked into his eyes, and they started making out.

After they broke apart Tigress said "I cant believe, I just did that!"

Then Crane said "so you wanna go to your room and do it?"

Then Tigress said "ah, sure, why not"

So they both left to Tigress's room.

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Ok yea I know I took both of them, mainly crane, WAY out of character and it was very random, it also didn't have much of a story line I just put down random things that came to mind as I typed. So If you could NOT mention any of that in a review that would be fantastic … remember I was very very bored when I wrote this.

Thanks for reading bye bye now!