What Draco Never Wanted To See by Evans Lily
Harry and Draco had been together for three years now. And it was by the very people who had nearly killed our blond Adonis that they had gotten together. Harry had harboured a crush on the blond since the summer after fifth year and the Cho Chang fiasco. Draco had crushed on Harry even longer. By the end of sixth year nearly everyone could tell except, of course, Harry and Draco, themselves. The glances when the other wasn't looking, the blatant sexual tension, had finally driven Harry's best friends over the edge. The two had set a trap, and when Harry had come down the corridor towards the room where Draco was sitting waiting for his secret admirer to come for tea. Ron knocked and when Draco opened the door Hermione pushed Harry on top of him, where they fell into the room and were promptly locked in until they finally "got their arses in gear and did something about the sexual tension." Needless to say they left the room very happy.
And now we find our poor Draco trying to convince his dear boyfriend he's fighting for his life.
'Harry.'
'What love?'
'I think I'm dying!' '
Draco, I'm sure you're not dying.'
'Yes I am, Harry. Your stupid Weasel killed me!'
'Ron did not kill you, Draco, and don't call Ron a weasel.'
'He and Hermione killed me!'
'No they didn't.'
'I'm gonna have to scratch my eyes out.'
'Just because you saw them-'
'Don't even say the word Harry or I'm goanna throw up.'
'-having sex.'
'Eww! Oh god. Thanks a lot. Now not only will I have to be blind, but deaf as well as have a horrible taste in my mouth.'
'You'll get over it.'
'Will not.'
'Yes you will Draco.'
'No, I wo-'
'Will sex make you shut up and forget your trauma?'
'Yes, it will make me feel better too.'
'Good, great.'
'Harry?'
'Yes.'
'I love you.'
'I love you to, Draco.'
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