Mreow! I was so bored with my other fic that decide to write this cute little number! This is what happens when you pump Neko-Rinny full of sugar and let her watch corny love movies for three hours straight...!

Disclaimer: Don't own FAKE, I'm just using Drake, JJ and others for the time being! Meow.

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Once upon a time, there lived a young prince. He was the most handsomest prince in all of the Kingdoms; every princess wanted him for herself. The prince however did not want the princesses he carved for something more than two-faced bimbos that had one face on his family's fortune and the other wanting to get under his pants. The prince often ponder the thought of leaving the castle to seek what his heart truly desired, but with his father very ill; marriage was the most important thing...

"Prince Jemmy...?" the lady Diana knocked on his door, "Prince Jemmy, your father wish to speak to you..."

The young prince sat in his bed and looked out the window at the beautiful sunrise... he didn't hear that the lady was at his door.

"Prince Jemmy... I said that your father wishes to speak to you!" She opened the Prince's door and noticed his trance, "Your highness... please your father wishes to have your company..."

"I am coming... Lady Diana..." Prince Jemmy stood up and followed his lady down the cold empty corridor.

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The people in the town watched as carriages were arriving with suitor for the prince. The people that came out looked of very high importance.

"I bet we could bag ourselves some pretty hefty pocket change..." the dark-haired man leaned against a wall in the alley, "If only I could snatch some I could buy that medicine from the old hag, eh Drake..."

"Yeah, then we could save Ryo before it's too late..." Drake smiled and watched as the crowd cheer for the red-haired Duke Ted, "But we can't get anywhere near them... look at all those stupid knights..."

"Well you don't think they'd come here without their protection... did ya?" he smiled and placed his hand on Drake's shoulder, "I mean... they've probably heard that our guild was here so they didn't want take any chances..."

"Well looks we're out of luck for any chance of money... eh Dee...?" Drake watched as they all walked up to the castle, "I can't take this anymore... We've gotta at least try..."

"And get kill in the process... then have Ryo die alone!" Dee smacked the back of Drake's head, "I don't think so! Remember it was because of us doing something stupid that got Ryo poisoned in the first place..."

Drake sighed, "Right... but I still feel so wrong that we can't do anything... I mean Ryo's one of us..."

"I know how you feel... but..." Dee stopped in mid-sentence and pulled Drake's arm as he began to run, "But right now let's not worry!"

"There they are! It's those damned thieves!" called Capitan Rose, "After them! Don't let them get away this time, you dolts!"

Drake and Dee ran up to their normal getaway point. Dee smiled as he took off one way and Drake laughed as he took the other. The guards stopped and wondered what way they should take, until they realize that Drake was heading toward the castle... Drake was still running as he hopped over one of the rose bushes, he looked back and didn't notice anyone around until... crash!

"Owwiee!" Drake fell to his ass, "Watch were you're going, you dolt..."

"I am terribly sorry..." the hooded figure held out his hand and pulled Drake to his feet, "A thousand apologies..."

"Whatever it's fine... just don't let it happen again..." Drake dusted himself off and soon he found the hooded figure in his arms, "Whoa... what the...?"

"Please take me with!" the hooded figure looked up at him, he's bright blue eyes were very pleading to Drake, "Please... I beg of you!"

"Umm... uhh..." Drake looked down at the desperate young man, "I don't know... uhh..."

"There he is! Don't let him go this time!" Capitan Rose pulled out his sword and raised it, "Don't let him get away!"

"Oh shit..." Drake looked around and noticed that he was surrounded, "This can't get any worse..."

The soldiers began their steady pace toward the two. Drake pulled the young man behind him and glared at Rose. The young man reached up and pulled Drake down to whisper his deal, "If I can get you out of this, well you take me with you...?"

Drake didn't even take the time to ponder what he was getting himself into, but under his current circumstances anything sounded good, "Fine... now how the hell can you help me...?"

"Like this..." he took Drake's hand and pulled him away. The two ran as fast as they could with Rose's soldiers close on their tails. Drake was now wondering about this person's so-called escape plan...

"In here!" he pulled Drake toward a tree where they fell. Drake found himself holding the young man's hand harder than he meant to as they slide down a strange underground slide. Until they hit bottom, Drake fell flat on his ass and the young man landed elegantly on his feet.

"Damn it...!" Drake slowly stood up and rubbing his aching ass. He looked over at the young man and was silenced when his hood was removed.

"What...?" the man turned to face the other man that was staring at him oddly, "What...? Is there something wrong...?"

"Huh... oh nothing... it's just that... well..." Drake looked around his mind for the right words but he just couldn't find them, "How did you know about this place...?"

The young man looked at Drake and knew that couldn't have been what he was trying to say but he answered, "When you've lived here as long as I... you just end up noticing things that others have some how... overlooked..."

"You've lived here long...? Oh, I get it..." Drake smiled and looked at his new friend.

"......Pardon...?" the young man cocked his head at this sudden display of 'know-how' from this dense man.

"You must be running away from the castle. So does that mean you don't like the way the King or the prince has been treating you? That's way eh!?" a grin of triumph spread across his face.

Okay, this very dense man... how could he not know who he was! The young man smiled and nodded, "Yes... I cannot stand them anymore. There are far too many rules and I cannot handle that type of obedience any longer..."

"Sure..." Drake stared at him and held out his hand, "The name's Drake... nice to meet ya!"

The young man looked at Drake's hand then back up at his face, "Umm..."

Drake sighed and took the other's hand, "It's a hand shake... they never teach you that way to say hi in the castle...?"

"No... actually in the castle... we bow to introduce ourselves..." he slowly pulled his hand out of Drake's and bowed, "My name is J... J..."

"Well nice to meet you JJ...." Drake smiled and ruffled his hair, "Well come along it's time that we left this... umm... hole..."

"Indeed..." JJ looked at Drake and smiled... maybe this man's stupidity could be the answer of freedom he so desperately seeked and he knew that he should use it to his advantage...

TBC

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Hmmm... so what did you think so far? Mreow... I think this one will take a good twist... and hopefully it will turn out good...? Shrugs Til the next chapter! Meow!

Neko-Rinny