Script: Outtakes!!

A/N 1: There are some characters here that are not found in any of the mythologies or literatures and are only my characters. I own them but I don't own Fate/ Stay Night or any of the characters except maybe Giltar (my original character; big twin brother of Gilgamesh!! xD) and maybe also his sword, Mirage! This is actually a script so the format is different! Please comment or just write a review and I'll accept everything you throw at me! Hope you like it for my first fic!

A/N 2: Since this is a script, I have put the letters of the things they did in italic and bold so there won't be any confusion. It's like the notes are in italic and bold letters whereas all the talk is in regular letters! Thnks! Just clarified! Sorry if it's all jumbled up!


Scene: Saber and Giltar's Battle


Saber is with Shirou and faced Giltar

Giltar: Oh… so the King of Knights is here! This will be a fun show!

Saber: Shut up, Giltar, and fight!

Giltar: Well… I just thought you might enjoy a light conversation before you die but as you wish! But… what's this? Your little lion cub is still here! You better get him out of here first if you want a good fight!

Saber: He's not my little lion cub!! But… Shirou, my little lion cub, please take cover behind those trees until I kill this foul and idiotic beast with my awesome fury!

Shirou: Okay, my sugar plum. I'll do it.

Shirou go to the nearest tree while Saber look at Giltar

Shirou trips on a pebble and lands on his face then get up and go to the nearest tree

Giltar: Oh man… you just said that he's not your lion cub then you call him lion cub anyway! What is he to you?

Saber: He's my love!

Giltar: Oh… is that so…?

Saber: Just shut up and fight!

Giltar: Sure… I don't care!

Giltar gets Mirage and Saber gets Excalibur

Saber: So… you have Mirage, the golden sword that has the power to eliminate all of humanity. This is truly an honor.

Giltar: So do me since I'll fight humanity's most powerful sword, Excalibur. This is a great pleasure. Now DIE!! Mi…

Saber: Ex…

Giltar: rage!!

Saber: calibur!!

The maroon colored blast from Giltar clashed with the golden colored blast from Saber

The maroon overcame the gold and Saber flew back and crashed down her face

Giltar: Is this how weak the most powerful sword of humanity is? Huh?

Saber gets up and laughs evilly

Saber: Do you really think you've beaten me? I cannot die! I am the King of the Knights of Britain. I am the King of Britain. I am REVENGE!!

Giltar backs up a bit

Giltar: Who are you?

Saber: I am Dark Saber!!

Saber transforms into Dark Saber and dashes towards Giltar

Giltar: Oh no… you don't! MIRAGE!!

Saber: EXCALIBUR!!

Excalibur and Mirage clash again

Giltar flies until he wasn't seen in and out of the set

Dark Saber transforms back to Saber

Director: CUT!! Saber… what did you do? Please stick to the script!

Saber: I did! It said…

Rin and Archer laughs behind the curtains

Saber: Why you… pompous windbags!

Saber chasses Rin and Archer out of the set

Director: Why is it that I surround myself with incompetent fools and babies…?


The Director bangs his head on the wall