THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF TEKKEN
THE SORT-OF ANTICPATED SEQUEL TO THE SEMI-SMASH HIT THE MISADVENTURES OF TEKKEN. ^_^ FUNNY, EH?
DISCLAIMER: DON'T OWN TEKKEN OR ANYTHING ELSE!! DON'T SUE!
OKAY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THE MISADVENTURES OF TEKKEN TO GET THIS. WHAT YOU DO NEED TO KNOW!
JIN AND LING ARE MARRIED AND ARE EXPECTING A CHILD. AFTER SOME CRAZY ADVENTURES THEY SETTLE DOWN AFTER JULIA BURNS DOWN THE ZAIBASTU MANSION DURING HER WEDDING HELD AT THE HOUSE. JIN AND LING LIVED AT A PLANNED COMMUNITY WHERE EVERYTHING IS ORDERLY AND PERFECT. OR ELSE.
JULIA CHANG: IS A "UNFIT" TO BE A CITIZEN AFTER BURNING DOWN THE ZAIBASTU MANSION DURING HER WEDDING TO HWOARANG AND KILLING STEVE FOX IN THE PROCESS. SHE HAS HAD PAST RUN IN WITH THE LAW AND QUESTION OF HER SANITY IS STILL UP FOR GRAB. IS IN A PSYCHE WARD RIGHT NOW.
HEIHACTHI : OLD GUY WHO IS KICKED OUT OF THE MISHIMA HOUSEHOLD AFTER JULIA BURNS DOWN THEIR HOUSE AND JUST FOR BEING OLD AND ANNOYING.
HWOARANG: STILL NO LAST NAME TO HIM, HE HAS VERY LOW I.Q. NEWLY MARRIED TO THE CONVICT JULIA, HE IS THE ADOPTED SON *-* OF KAZUYA.
KAZUYA AND JUN: WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IN STORE FOR THEM, BUT KAZUYA HAS HAD PAST PRESCRIPTION RELATED DRUGS BEFORE SUCH AS SPREED. STILL RECOVERING..KAZUYA HAS RECENTLY SIGNED A CONTRACT TO MAKE A VERY SUCCESSFUL MOVIE SERIES HE CALLS PEKKEN. THE THIRD IS NOT FILMED YET DUE TO A FREAK ACCIDENT ON THE SET OF PEKKEN WITH PANDA AND ANNA WILLIAMS.
OBITCHUARIES:
ANNA WILLIAMS: DIED AFTER RUNNING INTO A PARKED CAR. "She was always the most selfish witch I knew. She has always been a disgrace to the Williams family. I'm glad that @&^&^% is dead." Sister, Nina Williams
KUNITMISTU: DIED OF UNKNOWN CAUSES. "That stupid chick who stole everything. Man I hated her. What was her name again????" Yoshmitisu
STEVE FOX: DIED AFTER JULIA SET HIM ON FIRE "I sort knew him and all but I mean look at his face, would you really want him to be your son? I mean a close friend?!?!" Alleged Father, Lee Choalan
NOW ON TO THE STORY!!
CHAPTER 1 WORK, LAMAZE CLASS, PSYCHOTIC NEIGHBORS, ARMED CRIMINALS AND HWOARANG. ALL IN A DAY OF JIN
SPOONERVILLE PREPARED NEIGHBORHOOD DURING A "SPOONVERVILLE NEIGHBORHOOD MEETING"
Mr. Friendly: So welcome everyone of the Spoonerville neighborhood, you all know me, Mr. Friendly. I would like to welcome to our neighborhood, the Kwanza's.
Jin: It's the Kazama's!
Mr. Friendly: Alright on to other business, remember if you break three you rules, YOU DIE!
Ling and Jin: ~_~
Mr. Friendly: Well do we have any other business.
Mr. Poobrain: I think Mr.Cheeseberry has been stealing my sunflower seeds.
Mr. Cheese berry: No I haven't!!!
Ling: This could take forever.
I RATHER EAT POO ZAIBSTU OLD FOLKS HOME
Mr. Smiley: Alright everyone. time for bingo
Heihatchi: My son will pay!!!
Mr. Smiley: I know you maybe old and bitter but keep it down!
Heihatchi: Shut up, I have enough money to own you.
Mr. Smiley: Yes. I bet you do. ^-^
Heihatchi: AHHHH!!
AT KAZUYA AND JUN'S
King: Hey you guys.
Jun: Nice to see you King!
Kazuya: What are you here for?
King: Well I need money and I wouldn't want to ask you for it. So I was wondering, have you ever cheated on your wife?
Kazuya: What?!?!
Jun: King explain yourself or I'll make Ganryu eat you!
Ganryu: You eat Forest's mom and you're that scary fat cannibal!
Kazuya: Cause you ate somebody you idiot!
King: Alright back to me. I'll get three million dollars if I make a documentary of the Mishima family and company. See one of the most riches and most controversial family of all time!!!
Kazuya: Fine. Come on in King.
King: Alright, first I just want to interview the entire family. Where the kids?
Kazuya: We made them leave.
King: *writing down* horrible parents.
Jun: I am not! Kazuya is!
Kazuya: Thank you honey.
King: And that old guy?
Kazuya: Old folk's home, well he jumped the window and somehow ended up at the old folk's home.
King: *writing down* Heihatchi and Kazuya's bitter feud ends when old man attempts suicide from an open window but ends up in home of the old.
Jun: King, our window is on the ground floor and there is patch of grass.
King: Shut up.
Kazuya: Is that all?
King: Well I'll come back with my camera!! I'M GOING TO BE RICH!!
Jun: So, I wonder how the kids are.
AT NEARBY PSYCHE WARD
Hwoarang: Hey Julia.
Julia: Hey.
Hwoarang: I have this friend and we are planning to break you out!!
Julia: YEAH!
Hwoarang: Tonight we escape and we are going to be outlaws like Bunny and Clydis.
Julia: You mean Bonnie and Clyde?
Hwoarang: I'm not talking about Huck Finn.
Julia: What? ?_? Oh never mind, I'll be prepared to run.
Hwoarang: Why?
Julia: Because you're breaking me out of jail.
Hwoarang: Oh yeah.
AT WORK
Jin: I count money.
Nina: Well it's a better job than mine; I go around in secret shooting people.
Jin: Shut up.
Nina: I will if you make me!
Jin: I too tired and I have to take Ling to Lamaze class.
Nina: You must be pooped out.
Paul: Hiya everyone.
Nina: Did is say you could talk?
Jin: I'll be going now.
AT NIGHT AT THE PSYCHE WARD
Julia: I hope Hwoarang breaks me out of jail already. *a loud buzzing noise and all the cells open except for Julia*
All the Convicts: WE'RE FREE!! MAKE A RUN FOR IT!
Julia: THAT IDIOT!!
BACK AT THE SPOONERVILLE
Jin: I work all day, I should be able to put a lawn gnome on my front yard!
Mr. Friendly: it is completely against the rules!
Jin: Who made those stupid rules!
Mr. Friendly: I did!!
Jin: Well then I want to put a lawn gnome in my front yard!! No I want to put a sun dial. No a reflecting pool, cause you know, I'm Asian!
Mr. Friendly: Are you saying I'm racist to Asian people! And anyways, it's against the rules! Every front yard must look the SAME!!! *Out of nowhere hundreds of criminals run through the neighborhood*
Jin :*standing cynically* I knew this would happen. *stands there while all the houses but his get raided by criminals and Mr. Friendly gets killed.*
Ling: Oh gosh Jin! What happened out here?
Jin: Criminals.
Ling: Well I talked to everyone. Their okay.
Jin: Except for Mr. Friendly. Well I didn't like him anyways.
Ling: Jin, come on to bed. It's getting late.
Jin: Alright honey. *takes a lawn gnome and puts in right on the corpse of Mr. Friendly*
Ling: I heard on the news that the nearby psyche ward/ prison was broken into.
Hwoarang: *running* Have you guys seen Julia?
Ling: Nope.
CHAPTER 2, MORE PSYCHOTIC NEIGHBORS, AND KING 'S GETS THE SCOOP
THE SORT-OF ANTICPATED SEQUEL TO THE SEMI-SMASH HIT THE MISADVENTURES OF TEKKEN. ^_^ FUNNY, EH?
DISCLAIMER: DON'T OWN TEKKEN OR ANYTHING ELSE!! DON'T SUE!
OKAY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THE MISADVENTURES OF TEKKEN TO GET THIS. WHAT YOU DO NEED TO KNOW!
JIN AND LING ARE MARRIED AND ARE EXPECTING A CHILD. AFTER SOME CRAZY ADVENTURES THEY SETTLE DOWN AFTER JULIA BURNS DOWN THE ZAIBASTU MANSION DURING HER WEDDING HELD AT THE HOUSE. JIN AND LING LIVED AT A PLANNED COMMUNITY WHERE EVERYTHING IS ORDERLY AND PERFECT. OR ELSE.
JULIA CHANG: IS A "UNFIT" TO BE A CITIZEN AFTER BURNING DOWN THE ZAIBASTU MANSION DURING HER WEDDING TO HWOARANG AND KILLING STEVE FOX IN THE PROCESS. SHE HAS HAD PAST RUN IN WITH THE LAW AND QUESTION OF HER SANITY IS STILL UP FOR GRAB. IS IN A PSYCHE WARD RIGHT NOW.
HEIHACTHI : OLD GUY WHO IS KICKED OUT OF THE MISHIMA HOUSEHOLD AFTER JULIA BURNS DOWN THEIR HOUSE AND JUST FOR BEING OLD AND ANNOYING.
HWOARANG: STILL NO LAST NAME TO HIM, HE HAS VERY LOW I.Q. NEWLY MARRIED TO THE CONVICT JULIA, HE IS THE ADOPTED SON *-* OF KAZUYA.
KAZUYA AND JUN: WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IN STORE FOR THEM, BUT KAZUYA HAS HAD PAST PRESCRIPTION RELATED DRUGS BEFORE SUCH AS SPREED. STILL RECOVERING..KAZUYA HAS RECENTLY SIGNED A CONTRACT TO MAKE A VERY SUCCESSFUL MOVIE SERIES HE CALLS PEKKEN. THE THIRD IS NOT FILMED YET DUE TO A FREAK ACCIDENT ON THE SET OF PEKKEN WITH PANDA AND ANNA WILLIAMS.
OBITCHUARIES:
ANNA WILLIAMS: DIED AFTER RUNNING INTO A PARKED CAR. "She was always the most selfish witch I knew. She has always been a disgrace to the Williams family. I'm glad that @&^&^% is dead." Sister, Nina Williams
KUNITMISTU: DIED OF UNKNOWN CAUSES. "That stupid chick who stole everything. Man I hated her. What was her name again????" Yoshmitisu
STEVE FOX: DIED AFTER JULIA SET HIM ON FIRE "I sort knew him and all but I mean look at his face, would you really want him to be your son? I mean a close friend?!?!" Alleged Father, Lee Choalan
NOW ON TO THE STORY!!
CHAPTER 1 WORK, LAMAZE CLASS, PSYCHOTIC NEIGHBORS, ARMED CRIMINALS AND HWOARANG. ALL IN A DAY OF JIN
SPOONERVILLE PREPARED NEIGHBORHOOD DURING A "SPOONVERVILLE NEIGHBORHOOD MEETING"
Mr. Friendly: So welcome everyone of the Spoonerville neighborhood, you all know me, Mr. Friendly. I would like to welcome to our neighborhood, the Kwanza's.
Jin: It's the Kazama's!
Mr. Friendly: Alright on to other business, remember if you break three you rules, YOU DIE!
Ling and Jin: ~_~
Mr. Friendly: Well do we have any other business.
Mr. Poobrain: I think Mr.Cheeseberry has been stealing my sunflower seeds.
Mr. Cheese berry: No I haven't!!!
Ling: This could take forever.
I RATHER EAT POO ZAIBSTU OLD FOLKS HOME
Mr. Smiley: Alright everyone. time for bingo
Heihatchi: My son will pay!!!
Mr. Smiley: I know you maybe old and bitter but keep it down!
Heihatchi: Shut up, I have enough money to own you.
Mr. Smiley: Yes. I bet you do. ^-^
Heihatchi: AHHHH!!
AT KAZUYA AND JUN'S
King: Hey you guys.
Jun: Nice to see you King!
Kazuya: What are you here for?
King: Well I need money and I wouldn't want to ask you for it. So I was wondering, have you ever cheated on your wife?
Kazuya: What?!?!
Jun: King explain yourself or I'll make Ganryu eat you!
Ganryu: You eat Forest's mom and you're that scary fat cannibal!
Kazuya: Cause you ate somebody you idiot!
King: Alright back to me. I'll get three million dollars if I make a documentary of the Mishima family and company. See one of the most riches and most controversial family of all time!!!
Kazuya: Fine. Come on in King.
King: Alright, first I just want to interview the entire family. Where the kids?
Kazuya: We made them leave.
King: *writing down* horrible parents.
Jun: I am not! Kazuya is!
Kazuya: Thank you honey.
King: And that old guy?
Kazuya: Old folk's home, well he jumped the window and somehow ended up at the old folk's home.
King: *writing down* Heihatchi and Kazuya's bitter feud ends when old man attempts suicide from an open window but ends up in home of the old.
Jun: King, our window is on the ground floor and there is patch of grass.
King: Shut up.
Kazuya: Is that all?
King: Well I'll come back with my camera!! I'M GOING TO BE RICH!!
Jun: So, I wonder how the kids are.
AT NEARBY PSYCHE WARD
Hwoarang: Hey Julia.
Julia: Hey.
Hwoarang: I have this friend and we are planning to break you out!!
Julia: YEAH!
Hwoarang: Tonight we escape and we are going to be outlaws like Bunny and Clydis.
Julia: You mean Bonnie and Clyde?
Hwoarang: I'm not talking about Huck Finn.
Julia: What? ?_? Oh never mind, I'll be prepared to run.
Hwoarang: Why?
Julia: Because you're breaking me out of jail.
Hwoarang: Oh yeah.
AT WORK
Jin: I count money.
Nina: Well it's a better job than mine; I go around in secret shooting people.
Jin: Shut up.
Nina: I will if you make me!
Jin: I too tired and I have to take Ling to Lamaze class.
Nina: You must be pooped out.
Paul: Hiya everyone.
Nina: Did is say you could talk?
Jin: I'll be going now.
AT NIGHT AT THE PSYCHE WARD
Julia: I hope Hwoarang breaks me out of jail already. *a loud buzzing noise and all the cells open except for Julia*
All the Convicts: WE'RE FREE!! MAKE A RUN FOR IT!
Julia: THAT IDIOT!!
BACK AT THE SPOONERVILLE
Jin: I work all day, I should be able to put a lawn gnome on my front yard!
Mr. Friendly: it is completely against the rules!
Jin: Who made those stupid rules!
Mr. Friendly: I did!!
Jin: Well then I want to put a lawn gnome in my front yard!! No I want to put a sun dial. No a reflecting pool, cause you know, I'm Asian!
Mr. Friendly: Are you saying I'm racist to Asian people! And anyways, it's against the rules! Every front yard must look the SAME!!! *Out of nowhere hundreds of criminals run through the neighborhood*
Jin :*standing cynically* I knew this would happen. *stands there while all the houses but his get raided by criminals and Mr. Friendly gets killed.*
Ling: Oh gosh Jin! What happened out here?
Jin: Criminals.
Ling: Well I talked to everyone. Their okay.
Jin: Except for Mr. Friendly. Well I didn't like him anyways.
Ling: Jin, come on to bed. It's getting late.
Jin: Alright honey. *takes a lawn gnome and puts in right on the corpse of Mr. Friendly*
Ling: I heard on the news that the nearby psyche ward/ prison was broken into.
Hwoarang: *running* Have you guys seen Julia?
Ling: Nope.
CHAPTER 2, MORE PSYCHOTIC NEIGHBORS, AND KING 'S GETS THE SCOOP