Disclaimer: I in no way shape or form own any of the "Yu-gi-oh!" characters…so don't sue me!

Yo! I be am DuoofRedwall and this is my first serious attempt at fanfiction so be mean. Be so mean that I'll never want to write again because I'll realize that my efforts to become a better writer are futile…just kidding.

My friend's, whom is gay, boyfriend has an interesting theory no the story-line of "Yu-gi-oh!" He claims that Seto Kaiba's obsession with Yugi is purely because Kaiba and Yugi used to go out, but Yugi left Kaiba for Joey! I think I'll take a stab at how that would have played out! So without further ado…

My Darling, My Duel Monsters Cards!

Chapter 1

The sky is a threaten gray as a white limo screeches to a halt in front of Domino train station. Strangely, the chauffer does not get out the car and scurry to the passenger side door at the rear of the car. A tall, impressive man gets out of the driver seat and strides proudly into the building. Seto Kaiba walks in the station garbed in his usual black shirt, white pants and trademark jacket, and holding an umbrella and a briefcase. His cold eyes scan the room and a smirk appears on his face as his gaze locks onto a small figure with a crown of blond, red, and black hair trying to blend into the bustle and shadows of the dreary station. Kaiba glides over to him with a devilish smirk denoting taboo thoughts. He grabs his victim roughly and, spinning him deeper into the shadows, kisses him passionately. "Waiting long?" He asks as he releases the shocked boy. Yugi looks at him with surprised but sad eyes, not being able to hide his feelings very well. "H-hey! No, not um… not that long, not really." Kaiba brushes his uneasiness aside and starts to open his briefcase. "It took me a while to get it in leather, but that's how I want you when we… you know." Kaiba reveals a jumpsuit of a tricky combination of straps and knots made of leather. Only one piece of the suit was an actual sheet of leather in the shape of a large square with a question mark on it. Yugi's eyes light up at the sight of it, "Wow! You got it! I mean, I know all I had to do was tell you about it and It'd be here, but it's still hard to believe!" He chirps. Kaiba pulls Yugi close to him and whispers, " I only get the best for those who deserve it. So what's the game?" Yugi blushes and turns away from Kaiba's intense stare. "W-w-well…I get in it and give you a certain amount of time to…get me out of it…basically…" Yugi trails off as he talks. "And what happens if I don't get you out in time, not that I won't." Kaiba asks, Yugi tiptoes to whisper something in Kaiba's ear, which revives his devilish smirk, "…That might not be too bad actually. Yeah, I think I won't untie you and do that instead!" Yugi pushes Kaiba playfully, "Come on! You'll ruin the game! Ah!" Yugi looks down and turns away from Kaiba with the same sad expression on his face. Kaiba is taken by surprise, "What wrong, you're always giddy before we play a new game. I smile all I could right now if I were you, because all you'll be doing is screaming!" He kids. Yugi looks back at him with eyes full of sorrow, a burden on his heart that is imposing chaos on him. Kaiba hardens his voice and eyes, grabbing Yugi he demands, "What's wrong! Talk to me!"

Yugi returns his gaze to the ground and mutters, "We…I…I'm breaking up with you, I've found someone else." Yugi tries to run from what he knows and fears is next, but Kaiba's enraged confusion grants him a quick grasp on Yugi's arm. "What!" He slams Yugi into the closest wall, "Explain yourself Yugi, and don't think you can run away from me!" Yugi, still looking down at the floor whispers, "Kaiba… I don't want to hurt you…please!" Kaiba tightens his grip. "Yugi, be a man and confront your demons! What in the hell do you mean you found someone else! When did you start looking!" Yugi lets out a frustrated sigh, "I wasn't looking. I just found someone that… that's better than you." Yugi trails off again as he speaks. Kaiba feels like he has just been hit by hisown limo. He releases Yugi and his hands start to shack, as well as his knees. He staggered to a column not to far off and leaned against it. Yugi hastily walks over and reaches for Kaiba. "DON'T TOUCH ME!" Kaiba hisses, drawing attention to himself. Yugi stops and looks around worriedly. Kaiba tries to put together what was going on before his world was shattered. Swallowing with more than a little effort he asks. "You found someone… better! BETTER! Who is he! Who! Who can do more for you then I can!" Kaiba demands. Yugi is now getting angry. "What you do for me! Wow! Well let me see, where can I find someone who will slap a belt around my neck and make me their little sex slave… Well why don't I just get myself a dominatrix?" Kaiba glares at Yugi, "Don't give me that you two inched, leg-humping Chihuahua! What about all the things I got for you? You merely had to ask and your greatest desire was granted to you within days! Who else can do that for you!" Yugi grabbed Kaiba's collar and yanked him down to his eye level, his eyes burning with tears. "You can't buy me Kaiba! I don't love you because you can buy me things! I loved you because you made me feel special! I loved you because you put me up on a golden pedestal and told me I was king of the world!…But now you just run your company all day long and call me up when ever you want something to slap around. Well like I said, I found someone better, someone that makes me feel like you used to!" Yugi turned to leave, but Kaiba stopped him again. "Look here Yugi. I'm not one to just give up on things, let's talk! Your right, I've been spending too much time working, but if that's the problem, then why didn't you say something? A relationship works two ways Yugi… Don't give up! Let's work this out." Yugi shock him off and screamed, "NO! IT'S TOO LATE!" Kaiba took a step back in shock. "Kaiba, you're right, a relationship dose work two ways. So what did you do when I told you I had a Duel Monsters tournament? Where were you when I had my birthday party? What were you doing when I told you about every important event and I invited you personally! WHERE!" Kaiba hung his head in shame. "That's what I thought. Well just so you know, my someone new was there every time I asked him to be, and was there sometimes I didn't even expect him… like when you didn't show up." Yugi turned and started to walk away, "Who is it…?" Yugi stopped and half turned to Kaiba, his head still down. "What?" Kaiba swallowed and blinked back tears. "Your… 'someone else'… who is it?" Yugi turned and said as he walked off, "Joey Wheeler." Yugi stood there for a while longer, as if he wished to say something, but though better of it and left. Kaiba balled his fist in fury and hissed between clenched teeth, " That pea-brained, monkey-faced, poodle bitch!" Tears streamed down his face as he trudged back to his limo, greeted by a full-blown thunderstorm. Kaiba, walked into the storm unprotected, rain mixing with salty tears. "Well… I guess that's what happens when you leave yourself open to the world…" looking up to the black clouds with eyes that could freeze fire,"Well I guess I'll just have to cut out my emotions. I won't allow myself to feel this weak again!" Looking back over his shoulder at the train station, Kaiba's heart hardened to the world as he said "Just you wait Yugi. I'll make you pay for making me feel this way. No one hurts a Kaiba and gets away with it!"

FIN

Well, what do you think? I appreciate compliments as well as criticism. It'll only make me stronger and eventually RULE THE WORLD!… Maybe not, but It will help me out with my future stories. Speaking of which, be looking out for chapter two. Where things get interesting!