I am not abandoning any of my other fanfics. I'm still going to continue those I just got another idea for another self insert fanfic. This time the fandom is the loud house. For those of you who are unaware I wrote for the Underland chronicles fandom, a fandom that is basically on life support. It is slowly dying out. And even though its dying the Original 5 part book series will always be OP ASF. The author of the series is SUSANE COLLINS. Look her up. Anyway On with the first part of the story.

WARNING MAY CONTAIN LEMONS, NO INCEST THOUGH. AND HELLA LANGUAGE AND

CHARACTER DEATH

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Lincoln Loud was Happy in life. He had friends, he had family, a girlfriend, Loving parents, and a good life in general. As far as he was concerned Life loved him. But here's the thing about life. Life can be a real bitch as Lincoln loud would soon come to understand. As soon as life could give you something nice it could just as easily take it away. And for Lincoln loud it all started at the beginning of summer. Lincoln Had just left Clyde's house from a day filled with videogames , junk food , and comics. He had spent the weekend there. He would have stayed longer but Clyde and His parents were leaving for a 3 week trip to the Florida. His house eventually came into view, toys littered the yard and the front porch's roof. He entered his house and found 5 of his sisters watching TV Lana, Lola, lily, Lucy and Luan.

"Hey Lincoln" They greeted the boy

"Hey guys" Lincoln greeted.

"Lincoln can you take us to the park" Lana and Lola begged.

"uhhh-"

"PLEEAASSSE" *Begging intensifies* Lincoln audibly sighed and nodded.

"YAAYYY, can we go now?"

"Sure get your shoes on and we can go" Lincoln said against his better judgement. He was tired and wanted nothing more than to sleep. Lincoln sighed and waited outside on the front porch. He looked up into the sky and sighed. Sometimes he wished he wasn't the only boy in the house. Why he enjoyed the privacy that came with his situation it also came with loneliness. He could really go talk to anyone outside of Clyde and his dad about guy things. Lana wouldn't mind she was pretty much already a tomboy , but she was a little young to understand their conversations.

Lana and Lola came through the front door laughing

"That was hilarious" Lola said. 'Hmm nice to see their not at each other's throats for once' Lincoln thought.

"You guys ready?" Lincoln asked. They nodded and were off Lincoln following behind them keeping a watchful eye. When they arrived the park had a few kids but not enough to crowd the park but also enough to not be able to avoid the other children. Lana and Lola took off and Lincoln sat down on the park bench. Most of his time there was uneventful. The twins asked him to push them on the swings. He did but Lana fell off and started to cry. So he carried her on his back while holding Lola's hand on the way home. Once they arrived his dad was in the kitchen making dinner while their mother was tending to Lily's diaper. He sighed and told to Lola to run along.

"Is Lana going to be all right?"

"Lana will be fine, I Just have to put some peroxide on her scrape she'll be fine. Lana's a tough Girl, Isn't that right Lana?" Lincoln asked

"YEP I'm Super tough" She beamed. Lincoln smiled and made his way up stairs. He made his way to the bathroom and found the peroxide he found some cotton and dabbed the scrape. Lana winced at the pain and squirmed but kept silent. Lincoln finished and put a band aid on her knee.
"There Good as knew" he said standing up.

" THANKS LINCOLN!" she said sprinting down the hall. He turned

*THUMP*

He turned again

"I'm Okay" She said before taking off again. Lincoln turned ,shaking his head and headed to his room. He was about to enter when he heard Lynn

"HEY LINC , HEADS UP"

Lincoln turned his head "HUH?" A football was flying right for his head. He instinctively stuck his hands out to catch the bullet of the pass. Lincoln didn't play sports but that didn't mean he was a total pushover. He was developing quite a bit of muscle while he was nowhere near done growing.

"Nice catch dude!" Lynn said slapping him on the back.

"Ow"

"Oh toughen up you pussy. Hey me and the girls were going to go play football wanna join?"

"I don't know , I was really about to-"

"Please" she said with puppy dog eyes. "We need another player"

"Okay Lynn give me a few minutes" he said once again against his better judgement. He made his way to his room and changed into a pair of shorts and t-shirt that said "I'd flex but I like this shirt." He made his way down stairs to find Lynn outside tossing the ball.

"Come on Linc, there waiting for us" She said taking off toward the park.

"Here we go again". He said under her breath as he sprinted off after her.

The game was uneventful they played tackle football. But one play would be a play to remember. Lincoln was playing quarter back. He hiked the ball and saw one girl who was wide open he went to throw the ball. As soon as the ball left his hands he felt a extreme force in his side as he was thrown sideways. He got the pass off fortunately enough but not before take a mean hit stick from his sister who apparently asked him to play QB for this exact opportunity. Lincoln now bandaged was around his stomach as he sat at next to Lynn at grown up table. He bruised his abdomen pretty bad no thanks to Lynn. So for the time being he was doing his very best to minimize pain by eating with one arm.

" What's wrong Lincoln?" Mrs. Loud asked

"Nothing mom just fell at the park" Lincoln sighed. He lied because he didn't want there parents mad at Lynn for roughing him up during there game. It was his fault after all. He could have just said no and went to sleep. But noooo he had to be a nice brother and brother and play with his sister. Now look where it got him. He sighed and finished his food before excusing himself and going upstairs to sleep. He was extremely tired and hoped that the aching would stop by tomorrow. He entered his room before shutting the door and stripping his clothes off. Looking the mirror, he thought he honestly looked pretty cool. The way his muscles bulged in the bandages he wouldn't mind wearing these for a few days.

He turned off the lights and sat down in bed. Maybe he would go to see Ronnie ann tomorrow he hasn't seen her all weekend long. Maybe he could show off his bandage muscles and she what she would think? Nah she would be way to criticizing he thought as he chuckled to himself slightly. He lied down and closed his eyes and let sleep over take him.

Few things I may want to explain. First lets start with the age group slightly aged up

LORI:18

LENI:17

LUNA:16

:LUAN 15

LYNN:14

LINCOLN :13

LUCY:10

LANA & LOLA:9

LISA: 8

LILY:4

THE reason I did this was because I didn't want to through the world in to a shit hole known as the POST APOCALYPTIC WORLD with them super young and weak. Also everyone gets a little buff. You'll see them throughout the story. I May be open to suggestions, and My Updating is extremely erratic. ALSO this is one of my shortest chapters by far so don't expect this as average.

Well until the next Hotbox

THExPOTxHEAD over&out