Author's Note:
Now for the second episode in the new Jimmy Neutron reboot. Now for the Jimmy Neutron theme song!
Into the stars, fueled by candy bars, rides a kid with a knack for inventions.
With a super powered mind, a mechanical canine (Goddard: Bark! Bark!) he rescues the day from sure destruction!
He's gotta save the world and get to school on time. So many things to do and not much...TIME!
So off the ground, up in the air. Out into the atmosphere! Who can we count on? Jimmy Neutron!
Now, on with the story!
Our story opens up in Jimmy's bedroom, where we see him at his desk finishing up his latest invention, while Goddard comes up to him.
"Bark! Bark!" Goddard barked and panted.
"Hey boy" Jimmy hugged Goddard, who started to lick "Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? You are! Yes you are!"
"Bark! Bark!" Goddard licked Jimmy again.
"You wanna a bone, Goddard? You want a treat?" Jimmy asked his dog.
"Bark! Bark!" Goddard nodded his head.
Jimmy then took what he was working on and showed it to Goddard.
"This is my new four-dimensional Hyper-Cube, Goddard" Jimmy showed his dog/lab assistant some sort of cube thing "With it, I can store tons of stuff in an infinite amount of storage"
Jimmy reached his hand into the cube and pulled out several things including a bowling ball, a sombrero and finally...a metal bone for Goddard.
"Here you go, boy" Jimmy handed Goddard the bone "Come on! Let's go watch some TV"
"Bark!" Goddard exclaimed.
Jimmy and Goddard ran downstairs and hopped right into the living room couch. Jimmy grabbed the remote and pressed the button. Just then, a commercial came on.
Announcer: You've seen him make out with hot women, you've seen him down ninjas, you've seen him save the Crowned Jewels, now see him...scale the Andes Mountains! Jet Fusion is back in...Jet Fusion IV! Snow Man's Job! Now in theaters! Rated PG-13.
"Oh my God, Goddard!" Jimmy exclaimed "The new Jet Fusion is out today! I've gotta call Carl and Sheen! Phone please"
Jimmy grabbed Goddard's ear, which had a phone feature on it. Jimmy then dialed Carl's phone number.
He spoke into the phone "Hello Carl? Yes, it's Jimmy! Did you hear? The new Jet Fusion is out. Of course I want to go! Call Sheen and tell him to meet us in the clubhouse in ten minutes!"
About ten minutes later, Jimmy, Carl and Sheen met in Jimmy's clubhouse.
"So Jimmy" said Sheen "We're not going to see an Ultra Lord movie, are we?"
"Nope" Jimmy shook his head "This is a Jet Fusion movie and we're going to the premiere! Come on guys"
The trio walked into town and made it to the movie theater, where they waited in line for tickets.
"Oh man, I've waiting so long for this movie to come out guys" said Jimmy "Now it's finally here. I mean seriously, Jet Fusion is the best superhero since-"
"LLAMA BOY!" Carl exclaimed.
"Carl, Llama Boy isn't a spy!" Sheen said as he folded his arms "He's just some crossing guard in a cape, who happens to be part llama and part boy"
"Yeah, Llama Boy's creepy" said Jimmy "This Jet Fusion movie will be so much more awesome!"
"Jet Fusion sure is pretty awesome" said Sheen "He's just like you Jimmy. Except he's an adult, he's tall and he's got black hair and-"
"Hey look!" Carl exclaimed "We're up next"
The boys walked up to the ticket booth.
"What do you want?" asked the ticket guy.
"Three for the Jet Fusion movie, please" said Jimmy.
"Forget it, kid!" said the man "This movie is rated PG-13 and you three don't look anything like my age, so buzz off!"
"That's not fair!" Sheen exclaimed "We are old enough to see this movie! I demand my constipational rights!
"Yeah" said Jimmy "We're just about 13 years old, so we can see this movie"
"You don't look 13, kid" said the man "You look like you're five or something!"
"I'm not five!" Jimmy angrily said "I'm just...height challenged!"
"A likely story, punk!" the man rudely told Jimmy "Now choose something age appropriate or get lost! Might I suggest you go see Little Bill's Trip to Bubbleland? Perfect for babies like you three!"
"Listen you!" Sheen shouted "You better give us our Jet Fusion tickets or else I'll go all loco on you!"
"Come on guys" Jimmy said as he started to walk away "Let's go something 'age appropriate'"
Jimmy and Carl started to walk away, but Sheen quickly ran back to the front of the movie poster.
"Hey you!" he shouted to the man "Check it out! I'm looking at with both eyes and you can't stop me!"
The man then threw an ice cream sandwich at Sheen's left eye.
"I stand corrected" Sheen said as he walked away, defeated.
Later, the boys then sat down on the sidewalk and started to sulk.
"Aww" Carl whined "I really wanted to see that movie"
"If we were older or taller, we'd surely be able to see it" Sheen said "But no. We have to go see stupid kids movies! What are we? A bunch of babies?"
"It could be worse, Sheen" said Carl "We could be seeing a Bubble Guppies Movie"
"Zip it, Carl!" Sheen shouted "You know I hate those guys! With their stupid tail fins and their stupid songs!"
"I don't know, I think they're kinda cute" Carl blushed.
"We're going to see that Jet Fusion movie, guys" said Jimmy "Somehow. There's gotta be a way"
Just then, Nick came skateboarding right by them "Sneak in!"
"Huh?" they turned to the Brazilian-American boy.
"You heard me dweebs, sneak in" said Nick "That is the movie of the year and I am going to see it by any means necessary and I'm so not waiting for it to come out on DVD. After all, what they don't know won't hurt em, right?"
"But Nick, sneaking in is so...barbaric!" Jimmy replied.
"Whatever Neutron" said Nick "But remember, there's only one premiere night and anyone who matter's is going to be there"
"Just give us a second, Nick" said Jimmy.
The three huddled up and had a little conference.
"What do you think we should do, Jimmy?" asked Sheen.
"It's worth it guys" said Jimmy "Barbaric times call for barbaric measures. Plus Nick is right. There is only one premiere night. Plus, this would be a good opportunity to test my new invention"
"So?" Nick tapped on Jimmy's shoulder "Is there a problem?"
Jimmy turned around "Nick! We're sneaking in, baby!"
"Now that's more like it" said Nick.
The boys then huddled up together.
"Okay" said Jimmy "Here's the plan..."
Author's Note:
Two for the show baby! It looks like Jimmy's concocting a plan to sneak into that movie, with help from his friends of course. How will they do it? Stay tuned and find out, folks!
