Daily Planet's Closet Tryst

Pairing: Chloe/Richard

Crossover: Superman Returns and Smallville.

A/N: Response to the Drabble-a-thon thingy "You Must've Been Kissing a fool" at Medie's LJ. I really liked the idea of Richard White and Chloe Sullivan together, so don't flame this because of the couple! It's REALLY rude when people do that, you know.

Disclaimer: Don't own anything.

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"So?"

"What?"

"What? What did you want me for?"

"What do you think I wanted to see you for?"

"Hmm… I don't know. What?"

"You're not funny, you know."

"Please, you still love me."

"Too true."

"So, are you going to take action?"

"Are you going to keep being pushy?"

"Yes, yes I think I will."

"You know, you're infuriating sometimes."

"I know, but you love that about me."

"I don't know why though."

"Please, I'm irresistible."

"Right."

"Damn straight."

"You're very funny."

"I know I am… are you going to take action or are we going to go back and forth like this?"

"Hmm… I don't know… I get really dirty thoughts when you said that."

"Ugh… boys."

"Hey! I'm a man, you know."

"I know… you just happen to be like a boy sometimes."

"Ah… you love me either way."

"Yeah, I don't know why either."

"To quote your earlier words; I'm irresistible."

"Hahaha…"

"Hey! What are you laughing at?"

"Because that was too funny."

"… Have you been drinking?"

"Ugh! Why do you always assume I've been drinking?"

"Because,"

"You know, that's not an answer."

"So?"

"So… are you going to kiss me or am I going to walk out of here feeling like I hate you?"

"Awe, you know you won't."

"Well what's your answer?"

"This." With no more warning, Chloe Sullivan was thoroughly kissed by her boyfriend. She wrapped her arms around Richard White as he held her against the closet door and deepened the kiss.

THE END.