Hiei gets a broken nose. SO SAD!!!!
Hiei, Kuwabara, Yusuke and Kurama are all walking down the street to sell boy scout cookies. Yes boy scout cookies! Hiei: Death to the girl scouts!!! Kuwabara: I like girl scouts! Yusuke: Keiko's a girl scout. Kuwabara: Then death to the girl scouts!!! Yusuke: Sure Kuwabara, sure. Kurama: (light chuckle) They knock on principle Takanaka's door. Takanaka's cat answers the door. Hiei: O.O uh..cookies? Kurama: Hello kitty! Kuwabara: KITTY CUTE!!! (huggles kitty) Kitty: (flies at Hiei's nose and claws it to death) Hiei: AH!!!!! LET GO!!!! Kuwabara: I'll get it off you shortie!!! (throws mallet conveniently placed on the door step by a random person at the cat on Hiei's nose.) Kitty: (Jumps away) Hiei: (girly scream) YEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Kurama: Hiei hit a high note! Hiei: (rolling on the ground holding his nose) Kuwabara: ..uh.did I kill him? (looks hopeful) Yusuke: Sorry to disappoint you Kuwa-baka but he's still moving. Hiei: (twitch) Kurama: Hiei? Hiei: ..IT HUUUUUUUUUUURTS!!! YOU BROKE MY NOSE YOU MORON! INJUSTICE!!!!!! REVENGE!! I DEMAND REVENGE!!!! Yusuke: Uh.dude? Hiei: (snaps) WHAT!? Yusuke: Your nose is broken. Kuwabara: And you call me an idiot. Kurama: (random) ROMANTIC SOLDIER!!!!! Kitty: (twitch) Kuwabara: AWWW!!! Poor Kitty!!!! Yusuke: (camera magically appears in Yusuke's hands. Yusuke talks in an Australian accent.) Welcome folks to Yusuke Urameshi's Demon Hunter show! Today we meet the fire demon Hiei! Does he have a last name? We don't know. (camera zooms in on Hiei) I wonder.is that little feller in pain? Hiei: I WONDER!!!!! Takanaka appears at door. Takanaka: O.O Urameshi? Kazuma? O.O Are those cookies? ^_^ I luv cookies!!! Hiei: I'm in pain here!!!!!!!!! Kurama: Yes we know. Takanaka: I'll take them all! Kuwabara: (hands Takanaka cookies) Kurama: Thanks sir! Have a nice day! Yusuke: Crickey folks! Hiei's not movin'! I wonder what the little critter's doin' now! Hiei: X_X nose.hurts. Lauren walks down the street near Takanaka's house. Using Lauren Otaku vision she spots Hiei in pain on the ground! "DUN DUN DUN! WHAT WILL HAPPEN?" Author (Morthoseth): YUSUKE DON'T MAKE ME TYPE YOUR WORDS IN THE NARRATIVE! AND QUIT TAKING ALL THE POCKY!!!!! Yusuke: Crickey! She's a mean one! Kuwabara: No duh. Morthoseth: YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE AUTHOR POWERS!!!!! I SHALL MAKE RAINING DUCKS FLY INTO YOUR HAIR AND EAT THE GEL!!! Kuwabara: OKAY JUST DON'T TOUCH THE GEL!!! Lauren: HIEI!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiei: (wakes up) ...my nose.hurts. No one notices the cast thingie on Lauren's nose. Lauren: Hiei are you okay!? Hiei: Nose..weird.plastic.AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THE TREES HAVE DESCENDED!!! THE DUCKS ARE TAKING OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!! My tree. Morthoseth: Yo Lauren-chan! Lauren: Hark! Morthoseth: Are you harking me?
(He-Man appears) TO BE CONTINUED!!!!
Hiei, Kuwabara, Yusuke and Kurama are all walking down the street to sell boy scout cookies. Yes boy scout cookies! Hiei: Death to the girl scouts!!! Kuwabara: I like girl scouts! Yusuke: Keiko's a girl scout. Kuwabara: Then death to the girl scouts!!! Yusuke: Sure Kuwabara, sure. Kurama: (light chuckle) They knock on principle Takanaka's door. Takanaka's cat answers the door. Hiei: O.O uh..cookies? Kurama: Hello kitty! Kuwabara: KITTY CUTE!!! (huggles kitty) Kitty: (flies at Hiei's nose and claws it to death) Hiei: AH!!!!! LET GO!!!! Kuwabara: I'll get it off you shortie!!! (throws mallet conveniently placed on the door step by a random person at the cat on Hiei's nose.) Kitty: (Jumps away) Hiei: (girly scream) YEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Kurama: Hiei hit a high note! Hiei: (rolling on the ground holding his nose) Kuwabara: ..uh.did I kill him? (looks hopeful) Yusuke: Sorry to disappoint you Kuwa-baka but he's still moving. Hiei: (twitch) Kurama: Hiei? Hiei: ..IT HUUUUUUUUUUURTS!!! YOU BROKE MY NOSE YOU MORON! INJUSTICE!!!!!! REVENGE!! I DEMAND REVENGE!!!! Yusuke: Uh.dude? Hiei: (snaps) WHAT!? Yusuke: Your nose is broken. Kuwabara: And you call me an idiot. Kurama: (random) ROMANTIC SOLDIER!!!!! Kitty: (twitch) Kuwabara: AWWW!!! Poor Kitty!!!! Yusuke: (camera magically appears in Yusuke's hands. Yusuke talks in an Australian accent.) Welcome folks to Yusuke Urameshi's Demon Hunter show! Today we meet the fire demon Hiei! Does he have a last name? We don't know. (camera zooms in on Hiei) I wonder.is that little feller in pain? Hiei: I WONDER!!!!! Takanaka appears at door. Takanaka: O.O Urameshi? Kazuma? O.O Are those cookies? ^_^ I luv cookies!!! Hiei: I'm in pain here!!!!!!!!! Kurama: Yes we know. Takanaka: I'll take them all! Kuwabara: (hands Takanaka cookies) Kurama: Thanks sir! Have a nice day! Yusuke: Crickey folks! Hiei's not movin'! I wonder what the little critter's doin' now! Hiei: X_X nose.hurts. Lauren walks down the street near Takanaka's house. Using Lauren Otaku vision she spots Hiei in pain on the ground! "DUN DUN DUN! WHAT WILL HAPPEN?" Author (Morthoseth): YUSUKE DON'T MAKE ME TYPE YOUR WORDS IN THE NARRATIVE! AND QUIT TAKING ALL THE POCKY!!!!! Yusuke: Crickey! She's a mean one! Kuwabara: No duh. Morthoseth: YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE AUTHOR POWERS!!!!! I SHALL MAKE RAINING DUCKS FLY INTO YOUR HAIR AND EAT THE GEL!!! Kuwabara: OKAY JUST DON'T TOUCH THE GEL!!! Lauren: HIEI!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiei: (wakes up) ...my nose.hurts. No one notices the cast thingie on Lauren's nose. Lauren: Hiei are you okay!? Hiei: Nose..weird.plastic.AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THE TREES HAVE DESCENDED!!! THE DUCKS ARE TAKING OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!! My tree. Morthoseth: Yo Lauren-chan! Lauren: Hark! Morthoseth: Are you harking me?
(He-Man appears) TO BE CONTINUED!!!!