"So you want to kill yourself. How will you go about and do it?"
"Drowning."
"You do realize that is the most painful way of killing yourself?"
"Yes."
"Then why do it?"
"Because its the easiest way to do it."
"Not jumping off a bridge?"
"By the time I got to a bridge high enough to do that, people would notice I'm gone."
"How about a building?"
"None around here high enough."
"Starvation?"
"You are joking, correct?"
"How about hanging?"
"Would have to buy a rope, already on high suspicion so no one would sell me one."
"Poisoning?"
"Don't want to be around people when I kill myself."
"Exhaustion?"
"Some days I wonder why I haven't already died of that."
"That's the most conventional ways of suicide, so how we're you going to do that?"
"Why would I tell you? You are going to to tell people that."
"I'm swor-"
"Don't give me that bullshit. You are going to tell and we both know it."
"Kid, I am legally obliged under federal law to not tell anyone what goes on in here."
"Don't care, still don't trust you. Murder is against the law yet people still do it."
"Lets talk about murder then."
"You're payed on the hour then. Nice try, I'm out of here."