It was a perfect night for a heist. The moon was full the stars were bright everything was perfect Joker-kun was finally going to tell Batman-senpai how he felt about him. Tonight Joker-kun was going to tell Batman-senpai that Joker-kun loved him.

Joker-kun checked his watch he should be here by now Joker-kun thought where the hell is he.

One of Joker-kun's henchmen came up to him and said, "We almost have every thing should we leave before Batman shows up"

"No have you gotten every thing including the good stuff from the safe?" Joker-kun asked.

"Not yet Joker-kun , I thought…" he said before he was interrupted.

"THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM YOU THOUGHT NOW GO OPEN THAT SAFE BEFORE YOUR NEXT PROBLEM IS THE INABILITY TO BREATHE!" Joker-kun yelled.

"Yee-yes sir I'll get right on that," the baka henchman said as he scurried off.

Just as the henchman left Joker-kun heard a noise is it Batman-senpai? He hoped.

He turned around to see a tall, dark, muscular figure standing n the doorway to the office. IT WAS BATMAN-SENPAI. Joker-kun ran over to him stepping on his unconscious henchman.

"Batman-senpai I have some thing to tell you," he said "I've felt this way sense the day we first met…" he hesitated and thought what will he think what if he doesn't love me back. Then he thought I don't care I have to tell him. " I love you Batman-senpai"

Batman-senpai sat there silent "Well Batman-senpai what do you have to say?" Joker-kun asked.

"Batman-senp…" just then Batman-senpai pulled Joker-kun into a long passionate kiss. But as Batman-senpai pushed away he put batcuffs on Joker-kuns wrists.

"But why batman-senpai " Joker-kun said distraught.

"I love you too but I'm sorry Joker-kun It just can't be I'm good and your evil, your chaos and I'm order. I'm sorry" Batman-senpai said as the police showed up to take Joker-kun to Arkham Asylum.

On his way there he looked at the full moon and thought with a smile on his face At least he loved me back.