Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with the wounderfull game of Final Fantasy VII. Henna, however is my creation, not Squaresofts, not anyone elses, MINE! MINE YOU HEAR ME! MINE!
Vincent Valentine: Do shut up.
Claire: Well if your soooooo smart, YOU do the disclaimer!
Vincent: You have allready done it.
Claire: FINE! THEN YOU WRITE THE WHOLE FRIKEN STORY MR. IMUSTPUNISHMYSELFFORALLTHESINSIHAVECOMITEDBYSLEEPINGINAFRIKENCOFFINFOR30FRIKENYEARS!
Vincent: No. Why am I here?
Claire: Ok. On with the hyperness!!!!
(I wish to, in no way cause ANY offence to Red Heds in this fic, unless u r Reno in witch case you should find this very degrading)
Vincent: Why am I hear???!!!!
Claire: Hush or you won't get your gun back!
Vincent: Oww, ok :(
Claire: Or is it :[ lol!
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Chapter 1
The Challenge
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"I'm tellin' ya' Rude, I could win over any girl in this place!" boasted a thin, redheaded man over his second pint of beer. The bald man snickered.
"Reno, are you sure your only drinkin' beer mate?" He laughed, and a blond woman on the left of him giggled silently.
"Yeah Ren, your hair has fried your brain!" She got a nasty look from the man.
"Stow it bimbo!" Reno replied. He was sober! He thought, Who do those two think they are! "I'm serious! Look, just pick one girl, any girl, in this ENTIRE place and by this time next week, I'll have her eating out of the palm of my hand!"
"What's the stakes?" asked Rude. This'll be fun, He thought.
"Ummm, how about this, if you win, I'll... I'll be you and 'Lanys slave for a month!"
"Two months, and you have to have kissed her for aproxamatly three seconds, on the lips, and there has to be a witness" Chirped Elena, eager to see the obnoxious redhead suffer.
"Ok two months! And if I win..."
"Key word being 'IF'" chuckled Rude.
"Look, shut up! If I win you and Miss. Airhead have to go to Cloud Strife's house, in Tu-Tus and ask to clean his bathroom!!"
"Tu-Tus?"
"Pink Tu-Tus!"
"Ok, deal." Now, Rude thought, which girl... He looked at Elena.
"Oh no no no no ! It can't be one of us!" she cried. "Ok, how about her?" she pointed at the bar keeper, who had suspiciously large breasts.
"Nah" said Rude "To slutty." Reno mumbled something about women can never be to stutty. "Her!" Rude gestured at a rather drunk looking ninja.
"No way! She fancies him all ready! Do you want to clean Clouds loo in a Tu-Tu!!! Your making it to easy! I know...." She leaned over to Rude and wispered somthing in his ear. A evil smile wandered on to his face.
"Good idea!!" he turned to Reno "Ok, your girl will be the new Turk, Henna!" Elena laughed behind her hand and started making a list of chores for Reno to do. Henna, thought Reno, Never herd of her, named after a flower, how tuff could it be?
"Ok Rude, you might as well by a Tu-Tu 'cos your 'gonna dance! Where's the lucky girl?" Reno smiled. The bald man pointed to a girl sitting at the corner of the bar. Her long, chestnut hair was twisted into thousands of little plaits. Her big silvery blue eyes flamed cheekily and her skin was flawless and white. Her nose yeilded a single diamond stud that flashed when she turned her head. She even had managed to make the Turk uniform flatter her perfect figure. Shit, thought Reno, she's pretty! I thought bimbo and baldy hear were going to set me up with some toad! This is gonna be to easy!! I mean, I thought Tifa had big ones, but hers! Wow!
"Ok, your on! Stand back, master at work!" He walked casually over to the girl, and sat on the stool beside her. She turned to look at him and Reno flashed one of his patented 'Reno smiles'.
"Hay babe," He flirted "What's a pretty face like yours doing alone on a saturday night?"
"My boyfriend dumped me so I'm drowning my sorrows" she held up a half full bottle of brandy "Not workin' so far though"
"Hay, what did he dump such a fine specimen for?"
"I beat him up!" Henna retorted, crushing the bottle in her fist "He cheated on me with some bitch named Scarlett!" Renos eyes widened. Uh oh, He thought. On the other side of the room Rude and Elena where cracking up with laughter. This is bad, I wasn't expecting her to be tough! Bimbos and slutts I can do but... No Reno, keep cool, you can do this. Your Reno for fucks sake!
"So...uh, can I buy you a drink some time?" Reno regained his composure.
"Ok, how about right now?" Henna gestured to the bar keeper and she came over with the bill. Henna handed it to Reno, "Thanks, I had a grate time. Bubye!" and waltzed out of the bar. Reno sat there, open mouthed and looked at the bill, then at the empty stool beside him, then back at the bill.
"I'll call you!! What just happened here?" He demanded. The bar keeper looked at him sympathetically.
"It's called rejection, Hon. That'll be twenty gill please."
Vincent Valentine: Do shut up.
Claire: Well if your soooooo smart, YOU do the disclaimer!
Vincent: You have allready done it.
Claire: FINE! THEN YOU WRITE THE WHOLE FRIKEN STORY MR. IMUSTPUNISHMYSELFFORALLTHESINSIHAVECOMITEDBYSLEEPINGINAFRIKENCOFFINFOR30FRIKENYEARS!
Vincent: No. Why am I here?
Claire: Ok. On with the hyperness!!!!
(I wish to, in no way cause ANY offence to Red Heds in this fic, unless u r Reno in witch case you should find this very degrading)
Vincent: Why am I hear???!!!!
Claire: Hush or you won't get your gun back!
Vincent: Oww, ok :(
Claire: Or is it :[ lol!
************************************************
Chapter 1
The Challenge
-------------
"I'm tellin' ya' Rude, I could win over any girl in this place!" boasted a thin, redheaded man over his second pint of beer. The bald man snickered.
"Reno, are you sure your only drinkin' beer mate?" He laughed, and a blond woman on the left of him giggled silently.
"Yeah Ren, your hair has fried your brain!" She got a nasty look from the man.
"Stow it bimbo!" Reno replied. He was sober! He thought, Who do those two think they are! "I'm serious! Look, just pick one girl, any girl, in this ENTIRE place and by this time next week, I'll have her eating out of the palm of my hand!"
"What's the stakes?" asked Rude. This'll be fun, He thought.
"Ummm, how about this, if you win, I'll... I'll be you and 'Lanys slave for a month!"
"Two months, and you have to have kissed her for aproxamatly three seconds, on the lips, and there has to be a witness" Chirped Elena, eager to see the obnoxious redhead suffer.
"Ok two months! And if I win..."
"Key word being 'IF'" chuckled Rude.
"Look, shut up! If I win you and Miss. Airhead have to go to Cloud Strife's house, in Tu-Tus and ask to clean his bathroom!!"
"Tu-Tus?"
"Pink Tu-Tus!"
"Ok, deal." Now, Rude thought, which girl... He looked at Elena.
"Oh no no no no ! It can't be one of us!" she cried. "Ok, how about her?" she pointed at the bar keeper, who had suspiciously large breasts.
"Nah" said Rude "To slutty." Reno mumbled something about women can never be to stutty. "Her!" Rude gestured at a rather drunk looking ninja.
"No way! She fancies him all ready! Do you want to clean Clouds loo in a Tu-Tu!!! Your making it to easy! I know...." She leaned over to Rude and wispered somthing in his ear. A evil smile wandered on to his face.
"Good idea!!" he turned to Reno "Ok, your girl will be the new Turk, Henna!" Elena laughed behind her hand and started making a list of chores for Reno to do. Henna, thought Reno, Never herd of her, named after a flower, how tuff could it be?
"Ok Rude, you might as well by a Tu-Tu 'cos your 'gonna dance! Where's the lucky girl?" Reno smiled. The bald man pointed to a girl sitting at the corner of the bar. Her long, chestnut hair was twisted into thousands of little plaits. Her big silvery blue eyes flamed cheekily and her skin was flawless and white. Her nose yeilded a single diamond stud that flashed when she turned her head. She even had managed to make the Turk uniform flatter her perfect figure. Shit, thought Reno, she's pretty! I thought bimbo and baldy hear were going to set me up with some toad! This is gonna be to easy!! I mean, I thought Tifa had big ones, but hers! Wow!
"Ok, your on! Stand back, master at work!" He walked casually over to the girl, and sat on the stool beside her. She turned to look at him and Reno flashed one of his patented 'Reno smiles'.
"Hay babe," He flirted "What's a pretty face like yours doing alone on a saturday night?"
"My boyfriend dumped me so I'm drowning my sorrows" she held up a half full bottle of brandy "Not workin' so far though"
"Hay, what did he dump such a fine specimen for?"
"I beat him up!" Henna retorted, crushing the bottle in her fist "He cheated on me with some bitch named Scarlett!" Renos eyes widened. Uh oh, He thought. On the other side of the room Rude and Elena where cracking up with laughter. This is bad, I wasn't expecting her to be tough! Bimbos and slutts I can do but... No Reno, keep cool, you can do this. Your Reno for fucks sake!
"So...uh, can I buy you a drink some time?" Reno regained his composure.
"Ok, how about right now?" Henna gestured to the bar keeper and she came over with the bill. Henna handed it to Reno, "Thanks, I had a grate time. Bubye!" and waltzed out of the bar. Reno sat there, open mouthed and looked at the bill, then at the empty stool beside him, then back at the bill.
"I'll call you!! What just happened here?" He demanded. The bar keeper looked at him sympathetically.
"It's called rejection, Hon. That'll be twenty gill please."