Spongebob's Sad Move!

Disclaimer: I don't own Spongebob.

Spongebob wakes up usually. Then he gets a phone call.

"Hello?" he answered.

"Hey. I'm just wondering do you like scary movies?" the voice said.

"No? Why did you ask? Who is this anyway?" Spongebob asked. "You don't need to know...you don't want to know!" the voice said.

"Where are you?" Spongebob asked nervously.

"I'm right inside your house. Mmm, I love the taste of escargot!" the voice said.

"Spongebob! Help! It's the Ha…" Gary said before he was eaten.

"Gary! No!!" Spongebob screamed until he woke up, and have no memory about the nightmare. (Scary Movie doesn't have anything about this fanfic.)

Spongebob woke up the usual way.

Then he heard a phone call. "Hello? This is Spongebob speaking," Spongebob answered.

"Hey, dearie! Sorry to wake you up!! I just want to say that unless you clear boating school, you have to move back," Mrs. Squarepants said.

"You must be joking right? Please say you are!!" Spongebob cried.

"No, no, Spongebob. With you're terrible driving skills, you really proved to be just a child, so you have to move home...Bobby? Oh well, goodbye!" Mr. Squarepants called.

"W-W-WHAT!!" Spongebob yelled so loud that Patrick, Squidward, and Sandy could hear.

Outside the neighborhood. "What the hell was all that about?!" Squidward yelled.

"It's terrible, man!! Unless I officially pass the test. I will move out of Bikini Bottom!" Spongebob said.

"Spongebob! Your house is gone!" Patrick said.

"Can we please get to the real damn subject? Wait. That means one less buffoon to worry about! Cool; tight; and awesome!!" Then Squidward party all day long.

"Don't worry Spongebob! We will teach you to drive before driving school," Sandy said. Then Squidward stopped partying, and ran back outside.

"You guys are not going to make Spongebob stay here. Even if it means that I have to stop you!" he said.

"What a nice suppoter," Spongebob and Patrick said.

And that's where it all began. Most thanks to Fanficismything. Please R/R.