Note: The is a parody fan-fiction. This is not my normal writing style.
Believe it or not, my writing abilities are far beyond this.
OMG!!!!
By Rachel
Chapter 1: not sutch a brane innymore.
hermi got owt of her bed and "looked" in her hart shaped mirrer she was "werring" pink pajamas w/ puppys on them she was also "werring" pink fuzzy slippers AN: dosent she remind u of elle woods from legaly blond. she did not have bushy brown hare inymore she had strait blond hare and she Also had green contax over her plane brown eyez. she "went" 2 her clozet and pulled owt a short dinnem minny skirt and a silk pink halter A/N: i saw this owtfit at delias! and she "put" them own. 2day woz her 6teenth b-day and she woz "going" 2 digon ally w/ harry and ron. she "put on" a pare of pink strappy heals and "went" 2 her fireplayce and "dropped" sum flu powder in it and "steped" in it and "sed" digon ally and she "apeared" in digon ally and saw harry and ron. sup she "sed" A/N: hermi is hanging owt w/ kool kids now so she nos how 2 yoos werds like this wow "sed" harry U look awsom "sed" ron thanks replyed hermi. lets go 2 the 3 broom stix "sed" harry ok "sed" hermi and they did. they ordered sum butterbeer ron "sed" mione lets go somwer ok "sed" hermi. they went 2 the park in digon ally and set on a binch ron "kissd" hermi. i luv u "sed" ron i no "sed" hermi but i dont luv u i luv som1 els ron "sed" ok and went back 2 harry. hermi saw a dood w/ light blond hare and he woz pale A/N: itz draco!!!!!!!! she new hoo it woz and "ran" 2 hem and kissd hem draco "sed" letz go 2 my howse ur hott A/N: he spelt it owt K "sed" mione. hermi "gott" owt of bed the nekst morning and her stumick
"hert". she tryed to member wot "hapened" last nite but she must hav ben drunk cuz she coodent "member" innything. she went 2 her sink and threw ^ OMG im pregnent she!!!!!! "yeled" A/N: GASP!!!.
she "called" harry and he "sed" hay mione and she "sed" im pregnent and harry "sed" OMG and she "sed" i no and then she "sed" G2G and he "sed" K and she hung up.
A/N: this is only the 1st chap the nekst will be tiped soon pleeze rite sum revewes i need them 2 liv there like my food!
Believe it or not, my writing abilities are far beyond this.
OMG!!!!
By Rachel
Chapter 1: not sutch a brane innymore.
hermi got owt of her bed and "looked" in her hart shaped mirrer she was "werring" pink pajamas w/ puppys on them she was also "werring" pink fuzzy slippers AN: dosent she remind u of elle woods from legaly blond. she did not have bushy brown hare inymore she had strait blond hare and she Also had green contax over her plane brown eyez. she "went" 2 her clozet and pulled owt a short dinnem minny skirt and a silk pink halter A/N: i saw this owtfit at delias! and she "put" them own. 2day woz her 6teenth b-day and she woz "going" 2 digon ally w/ harry and ron. she "put on" a pare of pink strappy heals and "went" 2 her fireplayce and "dropped" sum flu powder in it and "steped" in it and "sed" digon ally and she "apeared" in digon ally and saw harry and ron. sup she "sed" A/N: hermi is hanging owt w/ kool kids now so she nos how 2 yoos werds like this wow "sed" harry U look awsom "sed" ron thanks replyed hermi. lets go 2 the 3 broom stix "sed" harry ok "sed" hermi and they did. they ordered sum butterbeer ron "sed" mione lets go somwer ok "sed" hermi. they went 2 the park in digon ally and set on a binch ron "kissd" hermi. i luv u "sed" ron i no "sed" hermi but i dont luv u i luv som1 els ron "sed" ok and went back 2 harry. hermi saw a dood w/ light blond hare and he woz pale A/N: itz draco!!!!!!!! she new hoo it woz and "ran" 2 hem and kissd hem draco "sed" letz go 2 my howse ur hott A/N: he spelt it owt K "sed" mione. hermi "gott" owt of bed the nekst morning and her stumick
"hert". she tryed to member wot "hapened" last nite but she must hav ben drunk cuz she coodent "member" innything. she went 2 her sink and threw ^ OMG im pregnent she!!!!!! "yeled" A/N: GASP!!!.
she "called" harry and he "sed" hay mione and she "sed" im pregnent and harry "sed" OMG and she "sed" i no and then she "sed" G2G and he "sed" K and she hung up.
A/N: this is only the 1st chap the nekst will be tiped soon pleeze rite sum revewes i need them 2 liv there like my food!