So I've done Carter and O'Neill's fears, and we all know from Thor's Chariot what Daniel's fear is so I thought I might as well make it a full set and do Teal'c's fear. Given that it's about half one and I haven't had a full nights sleep in a while excuse the mistakes.
"So I have a phobia of clowns, the Colonel has a fear of spiders and Daniel is terrified of heights, I've been wondering what you're afraid of Teal'c."
SG1 was sat round the campfire on an alien world devoid of life, eating their MRI's and talking away.
"Oh come on Carter," O'Neill scoffed, "I am not afraid of spiders."
Teal'c raised his eyebrow while Daniel shook his head. "Really Sir, so that night I had to get the spider out of our tent was what exactly?"
Looking down at his face the Colonel sighed, "Fine I'm scared of spiders, but I'd prefer if everyone didn't have to know about it."
"What like you kept my fear of clowns off base," Carter questioned.
"Hey that wasn't my fault. How was I supposed to know that Janet had booked one as a joke for your birthday?"
The team all clearly remembered the week before when Janet had decided to throw Carter a surprise birthday party. The three male team mates all knew about the party but hadn't been privy to all that much information since they had been off world for most of the planning. All the three of them had to do was make sure Carter didn't get distracted in her lab and make sure she got to the party. When the four of them had reached Carter's house and walked in, everyone had jumped out and surprised her, before she had promptly run out of the room shaking. Since he had been watching her reaction and not the room O'Neill realised that something had scared her and had looked around, spotting the clown almost instantly. Turning to Daniel and Teal'c he had said, "Get the clown out of here now," before following Carter out and calming her down.
"Ok it wasn't your fault Sir," Carter said, smiling at her CO. Turning back to Teal'c she said, "So what are you afraid of Teal'c?"
"Now that I sleep I fear the ghosts of the ones I killed in service of Apophis coming to me in my sleep. I fear the ghosts of my past," the stony faced alien answered.
There was a moment of silence before Daniel said, "Phasmophobia." Seeing everyones blank looks he said, "The fear of ghosts is called Phasmophobia."
"Thank you keeper of useless triva ," O'Neill said sarcastically. His remark brought everyone out of the silence they were sitting in and the topic went onto happier things.
Later that night, as they got into their tent Carter smiled at O'Neill, "What a team we make, Phasmophobia, Arachnophobia, Coulrophobia and Acrophobia."
The Colonel shrugged, "Everyone is afraid of something Carter."
"Yes Sir," the major replied, before turning over and promptly falling asleep.
Looking up at the roof of the tent the Colonel smiled, "What a team indeed."