Here's a cool fanmade sketch from The Amanda Show!


Good evening. I'm Amanda. You may know me as mobile phone gamer.

Tonight, we're going to discuss another tragedy that's sweeping our nation. The truth is, very few people know what to do:

WHEN ANGRY BIRDS ATTACK

Now, we're all familar with the popular game series, Angry Birds.

(A clip from the game is shown)

As you know in the game, they are the ones that kill the pigs from taking their eggs. And after the film's release, and in real life, it's a very different story. You may have known these horrifying attacks by the Angry Birds, but now, caught on videotape, you're about to actually witness some of these actual events, just as they actually happened.

Here you see a couple coming home from prom. They were just going to have some time together, when the Angry Birds attacked. Watch.

(The clip then shows Red, Chuck, Bomb, Matilda, Stella, Terence, Hal, and Bubbles attacking the couple.)

Truly horrible. Now let's watch that attack again in slow-motion.

(The clip rewinds, and then goes into slow-motion.)

The couple didn't have a chance. They never saw the Angry Birds, until they attacked.

(We see the couple badly injured.)

"We were just about to have some time together after the prom, but before we knew what happened,"

"The Angry Birds! They attacked us!"

"It was horrible! They knocked us down!"

"Look what they did to my beautiful outfit! How dare you, Angry Birds!"

"We will get you next time!"

(We go back to Amanda at the studio)

It's hard to understand, but the Angry Birds didn't stop there. Three weeks later, a mother driving her two daughters home from basketball practice met a similar fate. Let's take a look.

Watch this red minivan on the right side of your screen. Now get ready for a very Angry Bird beating.

(The clip shows the Angry Birds attacking the three.)

So disturbing. Now let's watch the Angry Birds attack again in slow-motion.

(The clip rewinds, and then goes into slow-motion.)

They were just driving along, minding their own business, when the Angry Birds went berserk.

(We see the mother and two daughters badly injured.)

"I had just picked up my daughters, Gina and Katie from basketball practice."

"I played on one team."

"I gave out water to the other girls."

"Gina's not good at things."

"Mom!"

"Anyway, we were about halfway home just driving along when...when..."

"The Angry Birds attacked us!"

"They hurt us bad!"

"We begged for them to stop, but they just kept attacking!"

"Matilda pulled my hair!"

"Red, Chuck, Bomb, and Terence spanked me!"

"Why would the Angry Birds do this to us? They're supposed to be killing the pigs!"

"Stella, too!"

"I used to think Matilda was pretty, until she mauled me!"

"Bad Angry Birds, bad!"

(We go back to Amanda at the studio)

Those, poor, poor victims. Forever scarred from a Angry Bird bruising.

If you witness an attack by the Angry Birds, please call our emergency hotline:

1-500-I-JUST-SAW-THE-ANGRY-BIRDS-ATTACK-SOME-PERSON-SO-NOW-I'M-CALLING-THIS-NUMBER-TO-REPORT-WHAT-I-SAW.

Thank you. Please tune in next week when we discuss-

(She is then interrupted when the Angry Birds come in, causing Amanda to run out screaming.)

(End of sketch.)


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