Harmon Rabb, Why Don't You Smile?
Evil Genius Girl
Song parody (to the tune of Yankee Doodle)
Harmon Rabb went to fight
Flying in a Tomcat
Couldn't see and hit the deck
Crashed and killed his RIO
(chorus)
Harmon Rabb, why don't you smile?
Why do you look so gloomy?
Don't you know you're going to JAG?
You'll work with "Mac" Mackenzie
(2nd verse)
When you meet her she'll surprise you
Looks just like Diane,
Fall right in love and smile at her
Take too long to show her
(Chorus: sort of)
Harmon Rabb, why don't you smile?
Why do you look so gloomy?
Don't you know she'll marry Mic?
Now go to her and tell her.
(3rd verse)
Now don't you see, it's not so hard
To tell her that you love her
Just call her up and say hello
Then say, "We have to talk."