the beginning of the "triangle" Stefan
When I first saw Damon with that whore, I was jealous. That's when I first realized I was gay for my brother, Damon. Elena looks like my girlfriend. Whats her name? Oh, thats it! Katherine! Could Elena be Katherines?-nevermind.
Elena stole my man! It's weird being in love with my brother but, that's just the way it goes I guess. He's so handsome with his little cocky smile. His eyes, oh, don't get me started with those eyes! He treats his ladies really nice, and that's how I want to be treated, really nice.
Elena. Oh, Elena! She is such a hoe! It makes me sad thinking, she stole my man, all the time. I truely hate her...
I don't know why Damon chose her, over me!There's nothing wrong with loving your brother, more than a brother... Oh! There he is!
"Hey, Stefan!" he shouted at me with that sexy voice of his.
"Hey," I giggled but, then stopped imedietly thinking he would suspect something.
"What are you doing over there? Come over here!"
"Where's Elena? Wouldn't she think we were up to something?" I said grimly.
"What do you mean by 'think we are up to something'?"
"Oh, nothing,"I said nervously.
"Hey, guys!" Elena shouted.
"Oh, here comes the man-stealing wanabe," I whispered.
"What did you say, Stefan?" Damon asked me.
"Oh, nothing hun," I told him.
"Did you just call me 'hun'? Nevermind, I gotta go," he said like he was seriously creeped out. Elena Somethings been going on with Stefan lately. He seems a bit, offly gay. Well forget about him! Lets move on to, Kathrine. Isn't she super sexy? Katherine makes me tingle inside! The way she takes care of me, the way she talks to me. But first, I need to get rid of that rotten mother son of a bastard of hers, Stefan. I hate him for taking my woman! I've always had this thing for Kathrine. She's my bestfriend and my future lover.
"Baby? What's up with you? Have you listened to a word I've said to you?" Damon interupted my lovely fantasy of Katherine.
"Uhh, no. I was just, uh, thinking about something. Can you repeat the most important part about what you said?" ugh, I really don't care right now, about his personal problems.
"I said we should start thinking about our, future. I want to adopt a asian baby thats ginger that has,"potential ",and get married and-"
I'm tuning out now. I've heard enough. He lost me at asian baby and getting married. How am I gonna get married to this tramp if I don't even know my sexuality? This is bad. I need to see Katherine, now!
"Sorry, Damon! I have to go! See you later!" I shouted at him as I sprinted away.
"I love you..." I heard him say at the faintest. Damon What is wrong with her today? It was like she wasn't even listening and Jr.'s getting hungry for some loving. So, Stefan is a fag now. When did he go wrong? Well I would go gay for me. I am gay for me!
"Oooh, blonde," I muttered watching this fine ass woman walk by.
"Oops! Boner, Jr. you naughty boy," I said looking down, proud of my 8 inches.
I dialed Elenas' number and waited a few seconds. No answer. What is she up to?