Finally, I've found time to write…I'll get to my other story…eventually…

This idea came up after I read AR's Kaorin revenge story and Weener1's help desk story

Disclamer I do not own Azumanga Daioh…but if I did, AD would get really really weird…

Note: The two other Osaka's I refer to are fan pictures I saw on the web

Osaka was walking home from school when she saw someone sleeping on the sidewalk. The girl had black hair which covered her face and she was wearing the same school uniform as Osaka. She was in a sitting position, snoozing.

"Um… excuse me? You alive?" Osaka asked poking the girl.

The girl slowly raised her head up and she mumbled, "Teacher…I'm not sleeping…I-"

She blinked and then she looked up at Osaka. "Oh hey, yer not my Teacher…"

Osaka stared at the girl as she stood up. With her hair out of her face; she looked like Osaka with spiky bangs.

The girl waved her hand in front of Osaka's face. "Hello?"

Osaka snapped out of her trance and yelled. "Whoa! You look like me! Are you a clone!?"

The girl stared at Osaka and said, "No…my name is Osakaism…"

Osaka cried, "WAUGH!!! That's like my name Osaka!!!"

There was a long moment of silence.

"Are you my clone?" Osakaism asked.

"No way! I came here first!" Osaka yelled.

Suddenly, an Osaka looking girl with hypnotic frog eyes popped up from an ally.

"Whoa…you guys almost look like me…" She said.

"Who are you imposter?!" Osaka and Osakaism yelled.

The frog-eyed Osaka gave them a blank stare and then she slowly said, "What? Imposter? Nuu (not a spelling error; that's how she says "no") way…I'm the great…Hypnosaka…" Her voice trailed off.

The Osakas stared at each other. There was more silence.

After a long while, another Osaka-look-alike appeared, who looked exactly like Osaka, but with a weird head dress yelled, "Hey, Hypnosaka! It's me Lavosaka! Walk me home!!!"

Hypnosaka stared at Lavosaka for a moment and finally said, "Okay…coming" and she slowly wandered over to Lavosaka.

Osakaism and Osaka watched them leave.

Osaka got scared.

"Somebody is cloning me…" Osaka thought.

Osakaism also was thinking, "Yo, freaky twilight zone thing, man…"

Osaka was about to ask Osakaism what she was doing sleeping on the ground but she was interrupted by Kaorin.

"Whoa you two look almost exactly the same!" Kaorin said.

"Yeah someone has been cloning me." Osaka replied to Kaorin's comment.

Osakaism tackled Kaorin and she yelled, "Kaori-chan I've been waiting for you!!!"

Kaorin fell over. Her face was all red, she had swirls in her eyes and she looked like she was about to faint.

Osaka blinked, "What's with her?"

Osakaism just shrugged.

Kaorin whispered, "Please…get off of me…"

Yes...kaorin is my favorite character (aside from Osaka) please don't hurt me...and yes I based Osakaism off of me completely