OK, my first LOTR fanfic and of course slash between my fave characters: Aragorn and Legolas. Please enjoy!

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Aragorn snuggled back against the warm body behind him and smiled. "Arwen," he thought. However, slowly the thought dawned on him that he was sore in regions that he shouldn't be if he had slept with his lady lover. As this thought seeped through his sleepy brain, he became aware of an arm wrapped around his waist… he started and looked down. There was… and it didn't belong to Arwen.

He rolled over and looked at… "Legolas?" he whispered. The blond elf slowly opened his eyes, focussed on Aragorn and smiled. "Good morning."

"Legolas!" Aragorn cried, springing up. He immediately regretted. The early morning hangover hit his head like he had been kicked in the head by a horse.

"Shit," he cried, sitting back down in a hurry, massaging his forehead with his fingers. Then he felt a presence behind him and the cool fingers of the elf took over, kneading out the tension and releasing the pain. Aragorn sighed and leant back before realising what he was doing.

Then the reality set in and he shied away. "What happened?" he murmured.

"You don't remember anything?"

Then it hit him. The pub… the bet… kisses… himself groaning in pleasure as Legolas thrust into him…

"Fuck… Was I really that drunk?"

"Well, humans don't have a high tolerance for elvish drink and you did drink a lot-"

"OK, enough. I get the picture."
"So… what now?"
"Nothing. We go on like normal."
"Normal? But last night you said you loved me-"
"I probably said and did a lot of things but they don't mean anything."

Legolas sighed, got up and pulled on his clothes. Once he was dressed, he slowly walked over to the other man. Aragorn's breath hitched involuntarily at the sight. "You will learn to love me," the elf whispered before gently kissing him and walking out.

Aragorn was left alone, staring at the empty space which only a few seconds ago was occupied and for an instant, thought about calling back the magical creature, tearing off his clothes and… Aragorn shook himself. Get a grip.


Sorry it's not that long but I felt that was a good place to stop (plus its getting late!) so hope you enjoyed and please review!