Disclaimer: I do not own any of the content in my story, although I really wish I did, it would be awesome, but sadly it all belongs to Masashi Kishimto and whichever publishing company he uses and the magazines his manga goes into, and I know I've forgotten to say this every time, but the credit also goes the company that created the Naruto anime, and the one presently creating the Naruto: Shippuden anime.

Warning: This story contains Shounen-ai/Yaoi/Slash-Fiction/boyxboy which is boys love, so if you are not open-minded or your religion does not approve of this, you might get scarred for life, so you should go back to the previous page. I hope you do read this and open your mind a little, but if not whatever.

A/N: Hey everybody I'm back! It's been awhile not really, but whatever. I have a new story. Since no one voted on my poll I decided to choose myself. I am really excited for the weekend. It sucks though; I don't have any money so I don't know what I'm going to do when I get there. I'll probably just work on a couple chapter of this story. I can't wait to see how many reviews I'm going to get. I hope it will be a better number than my last story, only twenty six reviews. But then again, I have to think of the people who didn't review, I mean, I usually never review a story when I read it. I've been trying to recently, to show my appreciation and all. So, I hope people review my stories. I put a lot of thought and time into them. This is only my second story I've posted, but I'll try harder to get more. I want to only do one at a time or else I'll get bored of one and stop, or I'll forget about one and not write anything for it. So, I hope you enjoy the first chapter of 'Naruto's clumsiness', I know, it's not a very good title.

Where the story takes place: Naruto and Sasuke fought in the Valley of the End, Naruto won and brought Sasuke back. It's been a month since then. Sasuke is full of guilt for all the pain he caused everyone so he mostly stayed at his house and rarely left. It's been a month since the fight; Naruto spent a good three weeks of that month in a coma. Sasuke escaped the fight with scratches and bruises while Naruto didn't come out so lucky. Everyone thought he was going to die for the first week he was comatose, then he started to gradually get better. Some on his vocal cords got damaged so his voice is a little higher than it was before. So Naruto has been busy training since he got out of the hospital, mostly to try and take his mind off of everything. He was training by himself, at the place where he first trained with Kakashi. So this is where our story begins.

Chapter 1

Naruto's POV

The sun was shining and beads of sweat were trickling down my face. The sun was beating down hot over my head. I stared at the sky and saw fluffy white clouds drifting lazily through the sky. Birds flew on the breezes and high into the skies. I wanted to be a bird, free from the weights of the world. I wanted to forget everything that had happened to me in the last month. I would give anything to be able to forget, or at least go back to the days where we were innocent and hadn't been stained by the blood and sin of fighting. I yearned for ignorance of my fight with Sasuke. I had damaged my voice and had been in a coma for three weeks. I know it was a petty thing to worry about, but every time I talked, I sounded exactly like a girl. I had pretty much healed everything else that had happened to my body, but, for some reason my body couldn't heal my vocal cords.

But I had to forget what had happened and continue training. I wasn't strong enough yet, I needed to become stronger. I could barely do anything. I was too weak right now. I needed more than anything else to become stronger and surpass my limits. I only had one thing on my mind, I needed strength. I had barely escaped with my life, and somehow I had defeated Sasuke, but I had barely made it out alive.

I practised throwing my kunai knifes, even to this day I could never hit exactly where I wanted to. I pulled a knife out of my pocket and flung it out of my hand and at the target as fast as I could. I was centimeters away from the very center of the target. I walked over and pulled it out. Then I went back to where I was standing. I put the knife behind me then flung it as fast as I possibly could at the target. Once again I was a mere centimeters away from the target.

"God!" Why can't I do it? No matter what I do, I can never do it. No matter how much harder than everyone else I tried, I can never do it as well as them. I am a failure. Why do I even bother trying? I could spend my time doing better things. I was a really bad ninja. I could barely do anything right.

I walked over and pulled out the kunai and stabbed it into the target. I got it directly in the center. Why couldn't I do it when I was throwing them? I walked back to where I was throwing before and kept throwing the kunai, hoping to get where I was aiming. I never did.

I threw the knife into the ground in a fit and lay down onto the ground. I looked up at the sky. It was full of birds, mostly crows and other birds I didn't know the name of. I felt tears welling up in my eyes. Why couldn't I do it? I tried my hardest every day. I had been out here a week; I never left the training ground. I camped out here so I could train. But to no avail, no matter how hard I tried I couldn't do anything right. I felt the tears in the corner of my eyes running down the sides of my face and falling to the ground.

I remembered something I had done right though. Sakura had begged me to bring Sasuke back. I did it; at least I had done something right. I wasn't a complete screw up. I wiped the tears from my eyes with the back of my hands and pulled myself off of the ground. I wiped the dirt from my back and reached for my shuriken. I aimed with my eyes then flung three at once. One landed at the very top of the red center circle, the other at the bottom, and the very last one, in the direct center.

A smile widened on my lips and I raised my hands above my head and cheered. When I wasn't all depressed I could do it, all I had to do was try my hardest! I ran around cheering for myself like an idiot then jumped up and down hugging myself. No one else was there, so I had to hug myself. I ran over and pulled out my shuriken. I did it a couple more times and every time I did it I got on the target. I continued to cheer every time I got it.

When I was done training for the day, I wanted to go back to the village and eat as many bowls of ramen as I possibly could. I loved ramen! My mouth watered just thinking about it and I felt a small amount of drool seeping from the corner of my mouth. My stomach felt hollow and I was craving sustenance. I heard it growl a couple times but I had to ignore it until I was finished training for the day.

I wanted to visit Sasuke, but I wasn't sure if that would be the wisest thing in his state. He was kind of unstable right now. He was depressed and bearing the weight of years and years of guilt on his shoulders. Even thinking about him made me sad. I was glad I could save him, if he went to go with that psychopath that was called Orochimaru. I'm sure he would become just as psychotic as his mentor. I wanted nothing like that to happen to him. So I was glad I could save him from that.

I'm not sure he would ever forget his brother though. He had destroyed him, he was the only reason he had ever wanted to go train with that snake bastard. I hated him so much. He had messed with my seal during the Chuunin exams and had given Sasuke the curse mark on his neck. He said it was a 'present' but if anything it was just a tool so he could lure Sasuke into going to him of his own free will.

I got up and practised some combinations using shadow clones. I conjured up six shadow clones and worked on the move I had used in the Chuunin exams when I was fighting Kiba. I did that for about half an hour then worked on Rasengan. That drained most of my energy. So I sat down for a break and stared at my hair. While I was comatose my hair grew way faster than it usually does. I think it was shoulder length and my head band barely held it out of my face. I needed to cut it. I would probably do it later tonight, or get Iruka Sensei to help me. Whenever I tried to cut it, it came out spiky and uneven. The sun was starting to set; I had to have been training for hours. I probably spent at least two hours working on throwing kunai and shuriken.

The sky was darkening and the area around where the sun was setting looked as if it was on fire. The colors of the sky made it look like everything was glowing. My eyes shined as I stared at everything in amazement. Watching the sunset was one of my favorite things to do. When I was younger, and all alone, I would watch the sunset to pass the time. After all, I had nothing else to do; no one had wanted to be with me, or anything to do with me. I loved watching the colors of the sky slowly melting together and forming the night sky.

The moon popped up on the other side of the sky and cast a comforting glow all over the surrounding area, leaving the place dimly lit. I walked over to a big rock, walking around all the rocks around it, and climbed on top of it. I stared at the moon and its beauty. I wanted to practise one more thing before I left to go eat some Ramen. It stayed open till ten, and the sun set and six so I still had plenty of time. I had always treasured this jutsu as my very own creation, 'The Sexy Jutsu.' I put my hands together and made the seals.

I wanted to try a different look this time. I transformed. My hair hung down behind me, not in pony tails like I usually had it. I wore a flowy white silk dress that flowed over my figure and trailed out behind me. There was a slight breeze and my hair and the train of my dress was rolling in the breeze. Like the other times, there was fog, but it was at my feet and thinned out around me making it look eerie and beautiful at the same time. I felt like someone was watching me so I turned, but I went to fast and I felt my foot tripping on my dress. The ground was covered in rocks and I banged my head on one when I landed. The moment my head collided I blacked out.

I woke up and the sun was blinding. I looked down at my body. I was wearing a dress and my hair was long. Then it disappeared in a puff of smoke leaving me in orange clothes and my hair was only shoulder length. I knew I was a ninja; I had probably tried to make myself look better. I must have been trying to make myself more pretty. I must be a girl.

"Where am I? Who am I"…

TBC…

A:N/ What has happened to Naruto? Yes, I know, Naruto doesn't know the difference between a girl and a guy anymore; he thinks he is one because of the way he acts. I like the first chapter of the story, I kind of had writers block though, I felt like I was rushing it too much, I don't know. Whatever, I like this chapter. I haven't written a story in a week. It was so fun the last time that I wanted to write another one. I had lots of fun. And I know no one reads these, but whatever. I was mostly listening to sad songs the entire time I was writing this. I love sad songs, they make you want to cry. I think they are so beautiful and are great when you need inspiration when you're writing. I know this is a short chapter, but it's just the beginning chapter. Is elfen lied a good anime? I wanted to watch it since I kind of gave up on watching dragon ball, my computers being retarded. Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it! ^-^