Author's notes - Hey everyone. Sorry it's taken so long to post the next chapter in my series. I've been extremely busy lately. ^^ College stuff. Anywho, ejoy!
Rated - G
Disclaimer - I don't own Sailor Moon, including all it's characters, including Michiru, so don't sure me!
My Interview With Michiru
Me: Hello everyone and welcome to yet another interview done by me!
*Sawing, jackhammer, and blowtorch sounds can be heard coming from outside the door.*
Me: Sorry about all the noise. I've had to take security to a way tighter level for a couple reasons. To keep that crazed maniac Serena out and so that Haruka (my last guest) would be satisfied enough to let me interview her friend Michiru.
*Haruka's shouted instructions to the workers can be hear very loudly from outside the door.*
Haruka: (Muffled by the door) AND MAKE SURE TO DOUBLE BOLT THAT...NO, NO, NO!!! I ORDERED A TUNA SANDWICH, NOT A PASTROMI ON RYE...HEY, IS THAT SEAL AIR-TIGHT...
Michiru: *Sighs lovingly*
Me: Ok...so, hello there Michiru!
Michiru: (Sweetly) hello.
Me: So Michiru, how old are ya?
Michiru: I beg your pardon?!
Me: Uh...I asked how old you were.
Michiru: I'm 16 if you MUST know.
Me: Sheesh, touchy aren't we?
Michiru: I hope my Haruky-wooky is ok out there with all those big nasty men and all that big nasty machinery!
Me: (Does an animé face fault) she'll be fine, don't you worry.
Michiru: Well if you're SURE.
Me: (Shuffles her papers) so tell me Michiru, do you have a job?
Michiru: I'm a famous professional violinist and a professional artist.
Me: (Does another animé face fault) and here I thought your friend was weird! HOW IN THE HECK DO YOU PEOPLE GET SO GIFTED AND SO FAMOUS AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE?!?!
Michiru: (Plainly) I'm perfect.
Me: (Not wanting to push the subject any further) uh...(shuffles through papers some more) do you have a boyfriend?
Michiru: Nope, I have my Haruky-wooky!
Me: That would be the tall, shorthaired blonde chick outside, correct?
Michiru: (Dreamily sighing) yeah...
*Haruka's shouted orders are still being heard through the door.*
Haruka: (Muffled by the door) NAIL THAT TIGHTER...MORE METAL, LESS WOOD...THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR A LUNCH BREAK...YOU CALL THAT HUNK OF JUNK A STATE-OF-THE-ART DOUBLE SECURITY LOCK?!?!...
Me: So then...*ahem* what's 2 + 2?
Michiru: 4
Me: What is the capital of Columbia?
Michiru: Bogota.
Me: Cool! Is Mia Hamm a type of meat or a soccer player?
Michiru: A soccer player.
Me: Which carries more distance, AM or FM radio waves?
Michiru: AM
Me: Correct again my green-haired friend! Who has the best french fries, McDonalds or Burger King?
Michiru: McDonalds of course.
Me: When is Canada's Canada Day?
Michiru: July 1st.
Me: When is America's Independence Day?
Michiru: July the 4th!
Me: Great job Michiru! Now I'm going to name a place in the world and you say the first word that comes to your mind.
Michiru: Ok...
Me: America.
Michiru: Hot dogs.
Me: China.
Michiru: Over populated.
Me: That's more than one word but oh well. Italy.
Michiru: Romance.
Me: Greece.
Michiru: Buildings.
Me: Bosnia.
Michiru: Trouble.
Me: Very interesting views! So tell me Michiru, what do you think about these Sailor Scouts *holds up newspaper clipping about the scouts*.
Michiru: (Taken aback by the question) um...er...uh...
*Suddenly there are a bunch of shrieks, then a battle is heard between Haruka and Serena. There's a lot of screaming and grunting and lot of bangs as the fight continues.*
Me: Oh no...
*BANG!!!*
*WHAM!!!*
*OUT OF MY WAY!!!*
*NO, I WON'T LET YOU HURT MY MICHIRU!!!*
*SHE'S FROM THE NEGAVERSE!!!*
*KABOOM!!!*
*BLAST YOU!!!*
*NOOOOOOO!!!*
*WAAAAAAA!!!*
*LET ME THROUGH!!!*
*NEVER!!!*
*YAAG!!!*
*GLORP!!!*
*GAK!!!*
*Suddenly Haruka barges through the door with a nearly-dead Serena.*
Haruka: Come on Michy-wichy, let's go get a burger.
Me: HUH?!?!
Michiru: Ok.
Me: Did I miss something here?
Michiru: Bye, thanks for the interview!
Me: Um...bye!
The End
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I hope you guys liked it! Please review if you can. ^^ Be sure to visit my site at www.geocities.com/merc1650, or e-mail me. =D I love feedback!
Rated - G
Disclaimer - I don't own Sailor Moon, including all it's characters, including Michiru, so don't sure me!
My Interview With Michiru
Me: Hello everyone and welcome to yet another interview done by me!
*Sawing, jackhammer, and blowtorch sounds can be heard coming from outside the door.*
Me: Sorry about all the noise. I've had to take security to a way tighter level for a couple reasons. To keep that crazed maniac Serena out and so that Haruka (my last guest) would be satisfied enough to let me interview her friend Michiru.
*Haruka's shouted instructions to the workers can be hear very loudly from outside the door.*
Haruka: (Muffled by the door) AND MAKE SURE TO DOUBLE BOLT THAT...NO, NO, NO!!! I ORDERED A TUNA SANDWICH, NOT A PASTROMI ON RYE...HEY, IS THAT SEAL AIR-TIGHT...
Michiru: *Sighs lovingly*
Me: Ok...so, hello there Michiru!
Michiru: (Sweetly) hello.
Me: So Michiru, how old are ya?
Michiru: I beg your pardon?!
Me: Uh...I asked how old you were.
Michiru: I'm 16 if you MUST know.
Me: Sheesh, touchy aren't we?
Michiru: I hope my Haruky-wooky is ok out there with all those big nasty men and all that big nasty machinery!
Me: (Does an animé face fault) she'll be fine, don't you worry.
Michiru: Well if you're SURE.
Me: (Shuffles her papers) so tell me Michiru, do you have a job?
Michiru: I'm a famous professional violinist and a professional artist.
Me: (Does another animé face fault) and here I thought your friend was weird! HOW IN THE HECK DO YOU PEOPLE GET SO GIFTED AND SO FAMOUS AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE?!?!
Michiru: (Plainly) I'm perfect.
Me: (Not wanting to push the subject any further) uh...(shuffles through papers some more) do you have a boyfriend?
Michiru: Nope, I have my Haruky-wooky!
Me: That would be the tall, shorthaired blonde chick outside, correct?
Michiru: (Dreamily sighing) yeah...
*Haruka's shouted orders are still being heard through the door.*
Haruka: (Muffled by the door) NAIL THAT TIGHTER...MORE METAL, LESS WOOD...THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR A LUNCH BREAK...YOU CALL THAT HUNK OF JUNK A STATE-OF-THE-ART DOUBLE SECURITY LOCK?!?!...
Me: So then...*ahem* what's 2 + 2?
Michiru: 4
Me: What is the capital of Columbia?
Michiru: Bogota.
Me: Cool! Is Mia Hamm a type of meat or a soccer player?
Michiru: A soccer player.
Me: Which carries more distance, AM or FM radio waves?
Michiru: AM
Me: Correct again my green-haired friend! Who has the best french fries, McDonalds or Burger King?
Michiru: McDonalds of course.
Me: When is Canada's Canada Day?
Michiru: July 1st.
Me: When is America's Independence Day?
Michiru: July the 4th!
Me: Great job Michiru! Now I'm going to name a place in the world and you say the first word that comes to your mind.
Michiru: Ok...
Me: America.
Michiru: Hot dogs.
Me: China.
Michiru: Over populated.
Me: That's more than one word but oh well. Italy.
Michiru: Romance.
Me: Greece.
Michiru: Buildings.
Me: Bosnia.
Michiru: Trouble.
Me: Very interesting views! So tell me Michiru, what do you think about these Sailor Scouts *holds up newspaper clipping about the scouts*.
Michiru: (Taken aback by the question) um...er...uh...
*Suddenly there are a bunch of shrieks, then a battle is heard between Haruka and Serena. There's a lot of screaming and grunting and lot of bangs as the fight continues.*
Me: Oh no...
*BANG!!!*
*WHAM!!!*
*OUT OF MY WAY!!!*
*NO, I WON'T LET YOU HURT MY MICHIRU!!!*
*SHE'S FROM THE NEGAVERSE!!!*
*KABOOM!!!*
*BLAST YOU!!!*
*NOOOOOOO!!!*
*WAAAAAAA!!!*
*LET ME THROUGH!!!*
*NEVER!!!*
*YAAG!!!*
*GLORP!!!*
*GAK!!!*
*Suddenly Haruka barges through the door with a nearly-dead Serena.*
Haruka: Come on Michy-wichy, let's go get a burger.
Me: HUH?!?!
Michiru: Ok.
Me: Did I miss something here?
Michiru: Bye, thanks for the interview!
Me: Um...bye!
The End
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I hope you guys liked it! Please review if you can. ^^ Be sure to visit my site at www.geocities.com/merc1650, or e-mail me. =D I love feedback!