Rules Zuko Is Expected to Follow While Traveling With The Avatar:

1. He is not allowed to set any humans, lemurs or flying bisons on fire. (And claiming that Sokka eats like a pig does not count. He's still – technically – human.)

2. He is not allowed to fill Sokka's waterbottle with anything BUT water.

3. Water-like substances do not count.

4. Especially if they're super flammable.

5. At NO point in time is he allowed to sing Sean Paul's song, "Temperature". It's not funny and it makes Katara go all faint.

6. He is also not allowed to do that swirly hip movement that goes along with it, either. It's not sexy and it makes Sokka feel ill.

7. He is not allowed to say the words "But I am a prince!" "I am royalty!" or even the roundabout version: "Okay. Everybody here who's a prince, raise your hand. Oh? Just me?"

8. Burning this contract (again) will not terminate its validity. (Ever)

9. While Katara's taking a bath, he is to sit facing the opposite direction, his eyes closed, his ears covered, and at least fifty feet away. (And yes, even if it's farther, he has to sit like that. At least until Sokka tells him she's finished.)

10. He's not allowed to burn ants even though he doesn't need a magnifying glass. Aang likes to respect all life and "they don't care, they're dead" is not a good excuse.

11. The same excuse applies to any passerby who doesn't bow or acknowledge his royal pain-in-the-a$$.

12. Rocks, Paper, FIRE is not a fair or equal way to determine who gets to wash the dishes.

13. Lemurs do not give testimonies of who ate the last of our fruit in trials by fire.

14. Agni Kais are only for firebenders, and offering to let Sokka hold a torch doesn't count.

15. Calling Sokka a "hog monkey that forgot to bathe for so long he lost his fur" is not good.

16. Ditto "smelly ice peasant"

17. Ditto anything that would have to be bleeped on the real show.

18. Angst or Aangst is not allowed.

19. The motto "When all else fails, destroy the evidence" does not apply to your present situation. WE are the evidence. You do not destroy US.

I really like number 12,