Renesme growing up
Empov:
"Why, " I screamed, "I don't wanna go horse riding its stupid okay thats Jaspers job to be girly not mine!"."Hey! I was a major in the army not a freakin' girl on a horse!",screamed Jasper ."If i don't get my ponys I will call Carlilse you know what happens when I cry in front of Carlilse don't you?you lose!",threatened Renesme. Damn that child is scary sometimes ."MY CHILD IS NOT SCARY", screamed Edward .Shit I forgot that guy can read minds ."Okay okay Ness we will bring you horse riding", says Jasper giving in ."Fine but I am not riding a horse!its stupid im a tough guy okay guy!I screamed ,"im not gonna start shitting rainbows and wearing make-up okay" I said .
Nessiepov(renesme) :
YAY! I got my way again MUHAHAHAHA ."Ness thats not very nice" shouted dady from upstairs .Stupid thought reading old man I thought in my head ."Hey okay thats it im telling your mother when Alice is finished torturing her with shopping!",said daddy .Hehe lucky for me I just bring out my tears and everything goes my way .
Jaspov:
Who does Emmett think he is telling me im a girl I am manly okay I have a girlfriend I do not shit rainbows and wear make -up ! I was a freaking major, okay MAJOR JASPER WHITLOCK .Nobody messes with me or I will get Alice hehehe."Jeez calm down dude" Edward called.I am also not looking forward to the car ride EMMETT SINGS ABOUT EVERYTHING .He sings when Nessie is eating:"your eating Nessie ,your eating a cheese burger a cheesy cheese burger its funny cause i cant eat a cheeseburger cuz im a freaking vampire" sings Emmett."Shut the hell up we are in McDonalds ,you can't say stuff like that in mcDonalds"screamed Alice."Oh i thought i was in the shower", said Emmett. Alice stared blankly at him for 10 minutes "With everybody here with you" ,said Alice."Yeah im quite sexy you know", said Emmett ."HE'S MINE!", hissed Rosalie. Now everyone is literally staring."I think we should go", said Carlilse with his hands in front of his face even when we are walking : We are walking in the street ,I have two feet,Alice wants to go shopping and Jacob just wants to eat ,Nessie needs to pee ,Edward is screaming at me ,i wonder why everyone is starin' jeez Alice is only choosin' what we will be wearin' ,Im gonna stop singing cuz this person staring at me ...weirdly !."Stop being an idiot ",screamed Edward .Well you get the idea.
Empov:
I am singing my amazing song while we are driving to the stables it goes like 5,6,7,8 :"We're driving in my car my awesome car ,cuz my car is no.1 ,its better then Edwards cuz ,his car sucks really really , bad" sang Emmett. "Yeah okay we get it ", started Jas but i cut him off "My car is a monster truck a big monster truck his is a stupid volvo... "SHUT UP UNCLE EM!" ,said that was rude god its like she hates my song .Weird child ."Are we there yet ?", I asked the Girly,Emo,Blondie,Cowboy Vampire named Jasper ."Sadly we aren't even close ",he said what a weird back to the point. My songs deserve respect I am very good at songs ,hmm he hates my song I will have to get my revenge hehehe ."Jas ?"I asked not that suspiciously ."What Emmett ?" sighed Jasper ."Does Alice happen to have any pink hair dye ?"I asked ."Of course Alice has pink hair dye ! Its ALICE!" he shouted .Execelent.